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Reply #780 on: March 17, 2021, 12:27:08 PM

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Reply #781 on: March 19, 2021, 04:18:44 PM

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

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Reply #782 on: March 25, 2021, 03:27:01 PM

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Reply #783 on: March 25, 2021, 03:47:52 PM


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Reply #784 on: March 25, 2021, 06:04:00 PM
Shiela drunk texting...again?  :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:

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Reply #785 on: March 25, 2021, 06:14:44 PM
Quote from: msslave on March 25, 2021, 06:04:00 PM
Shiela drunk texting...again?  :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:

For a second I thought somebody had hacked my phone.  But I dont say "ya", I'll type you/your

Still not far off :facepalm:


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Reply #786 on: March 25, 2021, 07:50:01 PM
I got a series of texts like that before.  I was in a meeting at work and my phone was on the table.  I looked down at the first message and picked my phone up and shoved it in my pocket where it continued to vibrate as more texts came in.

They were from a nice girl I knew on RU.  While we had talked dirty to each other, a lot on RU.  It was never sexting.  I also knew by some of the things she said, the texts were meant for her husband.

The work meeting ended while the texts were still coming in, so I replied ‘Is this for me?’
There was a pause, then a ‘OMG, I’m so sorry!’
I just said, ‘Cuz if those are for me, I’ll hop in my truck and be there in about 8 hours.’

We had a laugh about it, and her husband took it well too.  He tolerated us talking, even called me her on-line cock.


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Reply #787 on: March 25, 2021, 08:48:21 PM

Once I was texting with my wife and secretary at the same time.

I told my wife, “Take your panties off, and stick your fingers up your cunt. I want you to be nice and juicy when I get home, because I’m gonna fuck you all afternoon.“

My legal assistant responded, “I don’t think that was meant for me.“

A little awkward, but she had a gleam in her eye when I got back to the office.


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Reply #788 on: March 26, 2021, 11:11:13 PM


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Reply #789 on: April 01, 2021, 01:25:26 PM
Good Morning all. Happy April 1st. No fooling. :D

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Reply #791 on: April 01, 2021, 08:02:18 PM
April 1, 2021

WICHITA, Kan. (KWCH) - The Wichita Police Department arrested 58-year-old Arnthia Willis of Wichita on a charge of unlawful request for emergency service assistance.

The Wichita Police Department arrested 58-year-old Arnthia Willis of Wichita after they responded to what turned out to be an April Fools' Day joke.
Police say around 8:30 a.m. on Thursday, officers responded to a shooting at a home in the 4800 block of East Arlene.  Multiple officers responded to the call along with the Wichita Fire Department and Sedgwick County EMS.

Officers surrounded the home, blocked streets, and attempted to make contact with anyone inside.  After they were not able to contact anyone, they entered the home but did not find anyone.

Through further investigation, it was learned that Willis had called a family member claiming to be shot as an April Fools’ Day joke.  Derby police located Willis and arrested her without incident.

The investigation is ongoing, and the case will be presented to the Sedgwick County District Attorney’s Office.

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Reply #792 on: April 02, 2021, 01:29:11 PM


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Reply #793 on: April 02, 2021, 02:42:03 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on April 02, 2021, 01:29:11 PM

To Shiela and the other WWOKB (Wonderful Women of KB)


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Reply #794 on: April 05, 2021, 02:07:09 PM

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Reply #795 on: April 20, 2021, 11:09:15 AM
Good Morning



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Reply #796 on: April 20, 2021, 05:35:58 PM
Same here, but hoping a book will help me fall asleep....


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Reply #797 on: May 04, 2021, 04:32:02 PM
Hey, Star Wars fans.

May the 4th be with you! :emot_laughing:

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Reply #798 on: May 04, 2021, 06:05:48 PM
Quote from: msslave on May 04, 2021, 04:32:02 PM
Hey, Star Wars fans.

May the 4th be with you! :emot_laughing:


I alway miss Chirping Girl’s Star Wars bitching on May 4th.


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Reply #799 on: May 04, 2021, 07:37:45 PM
I'm sure she's still bitch'n...just not with us. :facepalm:

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