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Reply #560 on: July 11, 2019, 12:23:20 PM

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Reply #561 on: July 11, 2019, 01:46:11 PM
Quote from: Athos_131 on July 11, 2019, 12:23:20 PM
Dolly Parton 9-5 video

#Resist


Had to change the lyrics to 6:30 - 4 as I sung along.   :(
I do love that song though.

I discovered daddy's porn collection when I was 18 years old.
I think there was a 9to5 parody in there.    
Watched them all, Caligula, 9to5, some Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders parody, Deep Throat, etc.   Gave me a not even close to realistic view of what sex was like.  I would watch them when my parents would go out for the evening.  Got caught once.  Fell asleep watching Caligula.  Daddy walked in and it was still playing.  He ejected it from my VCR.  Next time I went to his porn stash, it had all gone missing.  Magazines, movies, everything.

Oh, and (keeping with the Woody theme)....


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Reply #562 on: July 11, 2019, 03:08:56 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on July 11, 2019, 01:46:11 PM
Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders parody,

Debby Does Dallas?


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Reply #563 on: July 11, 2019, 03:33:28 PM


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Reply #564 on: July 11, 2019, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on July 11, 2019, 01:46:11 PM


I discovered daddy's porn collection when I was 18 years old.
I think there was a 9to5 parody in there.    
Watched them all, Caligula, 9to5, some Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders parody, Deep Throat, etc.   Gave me a not even close to realistic view of what sex was like.  I would watch them when my parents would go out for the evening.  Got caught once.  Fell asleep watching Caligula.  Daddy walked in and it was still playing.  He ejected it from my VCR.  Next time I went to his porn stash, it had all gone missing.  Magazines, movies, everything.




In my little perverted (and fantasy) view of the world, all young women should watch porn especially of the Deep Throat variety, and then think to themselves, ‘I got some practicing to do!’

Such are the nature of my fantasies.


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Reply #565 on: July 11, 2019, 05:44:17 PM
The 9-5 parody was actually 8-4 from 1981.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5871b56c546d7

The part I remember most was at the 1:10:05 mark.

A secretary pokes her head in the door along with the person she is announcing is there to see Ms Patrick.

"Ms Patrick, Mr Osborne is here to see you."

As she's riding some guy cowboy style, Ms Patrick says, "Tell the old fart to take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut."   



Not sure why I remember that line, but I used it once at a beer tent and a guy friend said, "Hey, that's a line from a porn movie.  Is that where you heard it?"

I looked at him with disgust and said, "Seriously?"  Then acted mad at him for saying it.


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Reply #566 on: July 11, 2019, 05:53:47 PM
‘Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut’ was in a Kurt Vonnegut book; I think he might have used it in more than one book.  I’m unsure of the timeline though, could be Kurt got it watching porn, LOL.

https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/625490-go-take-a-flying-fuck-at-a-rolling-doughnut-murmured


But feel free to use the line without guilt, you can always say you got it from reading Vonnegut.


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Reply #567 on: July 11, 2019, 07:11:58 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on July 11, 2019, 01:46:11 PM

Oh, and (keeping with the Woody theme)....



Woody is pretty much a daily occurrence with some of us...... 8)

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Reply #568 on: July 12, 2019, 01:09:29 PM


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Reply #569 on: July 12, 2019, 03:40:10 PM
Mornings with her, one would rarely get out of bed until at least lunch time.... 8)

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Reply #570 on: July 13, 2019, 02:32:20 PM


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Reply #571 on: July 13, 2019, 05:44:55 PM
Maybe stay in bed all day with both....I do like how she makes her "o's"  8)

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Reply #572 on: July 17, 2019, 02:04:58 PM
Happy hump day!




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Reply #573 on: July 17, 2019, 02:06:48 PM


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Reply #574 on: July 17, 2019, 02:07:43 PM


I hate camels.  Every encounter I've ever had there has been an issue.  I will not go near them ever again.

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Reply #576 on: July 17, 2019, 02:10:14 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on July 17, 2019, 02:07:43 PM


I hate camels.  Every encounter I've ever had there has been an issue.  I will not go near them ever again.

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Reply #578 on: July 17, 2019, 03:18:47 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on July 17, 2019, 02:07:43 PM


I hate camels.  Every encounter I've ever had there has been an issue.  I will not go near them ever again.





Jules!  Stop chasing them then!




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Reply #579 on: July 17, 2019, 05:52:45 PM


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