Sex questionaire

[JBRG]

1. What time is it?  1048

2. What is your screen name? JBRG

3. Nicknames?  None

4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake?  55

5. Piercing,,,where?   ear

6. Hometown? not gonna say

7. Town you live in now?  see above

8. Ever been to Africa?  nope

9. Love someone so much it made you cry?  yes

10. Favorite drink? beer

11. Favorite fast food restaurant?  don't do fast food

12. What do you do most often when you are bored?  read porn

13. Most annoying thing people say to me?  don't know

14. 34. Last person you went out to dinner with?  Wife

15. How old when you lost your virginity? 23

16. Ever had a threesome?  nope

17. Ever romantically kissed someone of the same sex?  nope

18. Ever had sex in a car? does masturbation count?

19. Ever had sex in public? yes

20. Ever had sex in an airplane?  no

22. Strangest place you ever had sex? on a rock in the middle of a lake

23. Ever had two sex partners (separately) in the same day?  no

24. Ever got/given a blow job on the first date?  Yes

25. Who popped your cherry?? Tina Smith USN

26. Ever had group sex, more that three total? no

27. Ever had sex with a relitive? no

28. Ever "flashed"? no

29. Ever done “anal”  on the giving end of it

30. Ever done “DP”  sorta. My dick in pussy, toy in her ass

[kj123]

1. What time is it? - 23:43

2. What is your screen name? - kj123

3. Nicknames? - KJ, Kim

4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake? - 24

5. Piercing,,,where? - Just one... top left ear.

6. Hometown? - 0031 010 (jep thats a puzzle)

7. Town you live in now? - Same as above

8. Ever been to Africa? - Nope

9. Love someone so much it made you cry? - Sure did... probably twice... Long ago haha

10. Favorite drink? - Whiskey Cola with two cubes of ice

11. Favorite fast food restaurant? - McDonalds but KFC is putting up a real good fight.

12. What do you do most often when you are bored? - A challenging new hobby or idea. I used to love drawing. When bored I was able to gather all the stuff needed and then look at the blank paper for at least an hour... #firstworldproblems

13. Most annoying thing people say to me? - Uhm idk something about talking too much haha

14. Last person you went out to dinner with? - Mum!

15. How old when you lost your virginity? - (mod note:"UA sexual mentions not allowed")

16. Ever had a threesome? - Yes about five times

17. Ever romantically kissed someone of the same sex? - Yep :$

18. Ever had sex in a car? - Sure!

19. Ever had sex in public? - A bit of touching and rubbing in a local swimming pool and some park & beach sex but thats it.

20. Ever had sex in an airplane? - Nope

22. Strangest place you ever had sex? - Shared bedroom at a hostel

23. Ever had two sex partners (separately) in the same day? - Nope

24. Ever got/given a blow job on the first date? - Nope

25. Who popped your cherry? - Uncle Dave (nah just kiddin) His name was Nick... and many years later the female candidate was named Karin

26. Ever had group sex, more that three total? - Nope

27. Ever had sex with a relitive? - Maybe

28. Ever "flashed"? - Not in public... only in nature, during hikes/picknicks.

29. Ever done “anal” - Yep!

30. Ever done “DP” - Nope


Great topic!

[rivet]

Time:6:50 pm
Screen Name:  Rivet
Nickname:  Sexpot
Number of candles on my last birthday cake:  A firestorm
Piercings:  None
Hometown, Kenmore, New York
Town I live in now:  Pasadena, MD
Ever been to Africa:  Yes
Love someone so much it made you cry:  No
Fav Drink:  Single malt Scotch with a small splash of water
Fav fast food restaurant:  Any one that has burned down
What do I do when bored:  Lay out plans for some woodworking project
Most annoying thing people say to me:  You don't look that old
The person I last went out to dinner with:  My lover lady
My age when I lost my virginity: 22 and she was someone I hadn't met until she stripped and jumped into my bed.
Ever had a threesome:  Nope.  I'm a volunteer.
Ever kiss someone of the same sex: Nope
Ever have sex in a car:  Of course.  I initiate every car.
Ever have sex in public:  Yes on the trail in Rocky Mt. National Park
Ever have sex in an airplane:  I'm a pilot.
Strangest place I've had sex:  In a dark room with three other couples
Two sex partners on the same day:  Yes
BJ on the first date:  Yes
Who popped my cherry:  A server in the officers club at Pope AFB, NC.  She ached for me for months and finally told me.
Ever had sex with more than one:  Nope
Ever had sex with a relative: No, but have felt up a niece
Ever flashed:  No
Ever done anal:  Yes, both giving and receiving
Ever done DP: Yes, I did both with a strapon for her ass and my cock for a delicious pussy

[Well Behaved Lady]

1. What time is it? Greenwich Meantime

2. What is your screen name? Well Behaved Lady

3. Nicknames? Wubble, Wubbs

4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake? 46

5. Piercing,where? Ears...nose closed

6. Hometown? Europe

7. Town you live in now? Europe

8. Ever been to Africa? No

9. Love someone so much it made you cry? Yes

10. Favorite drink? Champagne

11. Favorite fast food restaurant? No one specifically, definitely not McDonalds

12. What do you do most often when you are bored? Listen to music

13. Most annoying thing people say to me? On line - Are you really well behaved....reality - You're an emotional person

14. Last person you went out to dinner with? My girl friends

15. How old when you lost your virginity? (mod note:"UA sexual mentions not allowed")

16. Ever had a threesome? No

17. Ever romantically kissed someone of the same sex? No

18. Ever had sex in a car? Not full sex

19. Ever had sex in public? Not full sex

20. Ever had sex in an airplane? No

22. Strangest place you ever had sex? Nowhere I consider strange

23. Ever had two sex partners (separately) in the same day? No

24. Ever got/given a blow job on the first date? Yes in a sense it was a first date

25. Who popped your cherry? A man who didn't understand the meaning of no

26. Ever had group sex, more that three total? No

27. Ever had sex with a relative? No

28. Ever "flashed"? Not to anyone other than my lover at the time

29. Ever done “anal” Yes

30. Ever done “DP” No

[joe_and_michelle]

1. What time is it? Almost time to leave work.

2. What is your screen name? Joe_and_Michelle

3. Nicknames?   Here, none.   Real life... can't say, it'd be a giveaway to anyone that knows me.

4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake? 49     50 in two months.

5. Piercing,where? No

6. Hometown? Near Detroit

7. Town you live in now? Near Detroit

8. Ever been to Africa? No

9. Love someone so much it made you cry? Yes

10. Favorite drink?  Captain Morgan and Vernors (Gingerale)

11. Favorite fast food restaurant? Don't really eat at fast food, but Arby's if I had to pick one.   A decent sandwich, though pricey.

12. What do you do most often when you are bored? Read

13. Most annoying thing people say to me?  Honestly, I don't get annoyed by something said.    It used to be, "When are you having kids?"   When my wife and I had tried for many, many years.

14. Last person you went out to dinner with? My sis-in-law.

15. How old when you lost your virginity? (mod note:"UA sexual mentions not allowed")

16. Ever had a threesome?  Yes.

17. Ever romantically kissed someone of the same sex? No

18. Ever had sex in a car?   Numerous times.

19. Ever had sex in public?  Numerous times.

20. Ever had sex in an airplane? No

22. Strangest place you ever had sex?    On a green at a golf course, a couple of times.

23. Ever had two sex partners (separately) in the same day? Yes, but not voluntarily...  A girlfriend tied me up and her gay friend blow me.   I fucked my gf afterwards.

24. Ever got/given a blow job on the first date?   Rec'd, but not to completion.   She just used her mouth on me for a while before we had sex.

25. Who popped your cherry?  Kelli, a 16 year old girl who I ended up dating for 3 years.

26. Ever had group sex, more than three total?   Yes.

27. Ever had sex with a relative?    Two instances.  Not sex, but my cousin gave me a hand job.   Also, had sex with my wife's sister.

28. Ever "flashed"?    When I was 14.   My mom used to watch a neighbor of ours while her parents worked.    She was a year younger than I was.   My mom left the house to run an errand.   I was in my bedroom masturbating.   Alice yelled asking where I was, I responded, "In my room, come here a minute."    I spread my legs wide on the bed making sure she had a good view of my cock and balls, while I continued jacking off.   She walked in and screamed when she saw me completely naked beating my meat.   I yelled, "What are you doing in here."  As she turned to leave she said, "You told me to come her a minute."  I yelled, "No, I told you I'd be out in a minute."   A second later I came.  

29. Ever done “anal”?    Oh, HELL NO.   The pooper is for one thing and one thing only.  Pooping!

30. Ever done “DP”?   No

[coacheric]

10. Favorite drink?  Captain Morgan and Vernors (Gingerale)

Yea, you have to add some definition for some with this one!

[Well Behaved Lady]

10. Favorite drink?  Captain Morgan and Vernors (Gingerale)

Yea, you have to add some definition for some with this one!

Captain Morgan and Fanta Orange is a must try, an American friend described it like being a popsicle, exactly the response I hoped for when she visited.

[NaughtyNicole]

1. What time is it? 5:05 PM

2. What is your screen name? NaughtyNicole

3. Nicknames? Nikki

4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake? None

5. Piercing,,,where? Ears

6. Hometown? If you mean where was I born, somewhere in NYS

7. Town you live in now? Somewhere in NYS (not same as hometown)

8. Ever been to Africa? No

9. Love someone so much it made you cry? Yes

10. Favorite drink? Alcoholic - Beer or Tequila, Non-Alcoholic - Water or Diet Coke

11. Favorite fast food restaurant? Rarely Eat Fast Food

12. What do you do most often when you are bored? Listen To Music

13. Most annoying thing people say to me? Not sure, if its so annoying I probably just tune them out!

14. 34. Last person you went out to dinner with? One of my sisters

15. How old when you lost your virginity? (mod note:"UA sexual mentions not allowed")

16. Ever had a threesome? Yes

17. Ever romantically kissed someone of the same sex? Yes

18. Ever had sex in a car? Yes

19. Ever had sex in public? Yes

20. Ever had sex in an airplane? Only with myself

22. Strangest place you ever had sex? If giving a BJ counts, Yankee Stadium

23. Ever had two sex partners (separately) in the same day? Yes

24. Ever got/given a blow job on the first date? Yes

25. Who popped your cherry?? My BF

26. Ever had group sex, more that three total? Yes

27. Ever had sex with a relitive? Only in fantasies, LOL

28. Ever "flashed"? Yes

29. Ever done “anal”? Yes

30. Ever done “DP”? Yes

[handsomepeter]

 Peter
 had several:  HandsomePeter, Colonel Knowledge, some others.  Now Pete The Fucker my first nom de plume when I wrote a sex story somewhere in my early teens.
 sixty-seven candles
 Piercings  None
 Hometown Tucson
 Live in Close to Tucson
never been to africa
Loved so much I cried
 Drink good tequila
 fast food Mexican cuisine
 When I'm bored: I look at porn
Most annoying thing: Male politicians telling women they cannot have any say in what happens with their bodies.
last dinner was with wife.
Lost my cherry at 25
Never had a threesome
Kissed only females on the lips...men related to me on the cheek.
Sex in car . Driving down a cuntry road at night.
sex in airplane jacked off.
Strangest place for sex.  In camper on our small pick up while parked at a beach parking area.  A guy watched us.
two partners same day , no
Blow job first date , yes
Cherry , a former wife.
Group , sort of...I fucked a woman in front of her husband and about twenty other people...all of them strangers, at a swinger's club.
Sex relative No but I have fantasized about my sister, my aunt, my girl cousins, my step daughter.
Flashed , Yes
anal , I have used a blow up anal plug.
DP , No

[KellyJJ]

1. What time is it?      2:00 PM                                         

2. What is your screen name?  KellyJJ

3. Nicknames?  Kel

4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake?  Just enough

5. Piercing,,,where?  None

6. Hometown? Nicklesville

7. Town you live in now? Nicklesville

8. Ever been to Africa? Nope

9. Love someone so much it made you cry? No

10. Favorite drink? Wine Coolers

11. Favorite fast food restaurant?   BK

12. What do you do most often when you are bored? Computer Time!

13. Most annoying thing people say to me?

14. 34. Last person you went out to dinner with?  My best friend Sarah

15. How old when you lost your virginity? (mod note:"UA sexual mentions not allowed")

16. Ever had a threesome?  Yes

17. Ever romantically kissed someone of the same sex?  Yes

18. Ever had sex in a car?  Yes

19. Ever had sex in public?  Yes

20. Ever had sex in an airplane?  No

22. Strangest place you ever had sex?  The plastic tunnel on the playground playscape

23. Ever had two sex partners (separately) in the same day?  Yes

24. Ever got/given a blow job on the first date?  Yes

25. Who popped your cherry??  Myself, going up and down on the toilet plunger handle, oops
 
26. Ever had group sex, more that three total?  Yes

27. Ever had sex with a relitive?  Yes, many

28. Ever "flashed"?  Yes

29. Ever done “anal”  Yes

30. Ever done “DP” Yes

[ChirpingGirl]

1. What time is it? 7:27

2. What is your screen name? ChirpingGirl

3. Nicknames? Mommy. Momma. Hey you.

4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake? 24.

5. Piercing,,,where? Ears.

6. Hometown? None of your business.

7. Town you live in now? What did I just say?

8. Ever been to Africa? Fucked a hot black girl once.

9. Love someone so much it made you cry? My wife. My daughter. My wife's daughter. My mommy. My mom's wife. My sisters.

10. Favorite drink? Coke.

11. Favorite fast food restaurant? McDonald's, which I'm never allowed to have.

12. What do you do most often when you are bored? Hang around forums talking to other weirdos.

13. Most annoying thing people say to me? My real name.

14. 34. Last person you went out to dinner with? My wife.

15. How old when you lost your virginity? (mod note:"UA sexual mentions not allowed")

16. Ever had a threesome? Many times.

17. Ever romantically kissed someone of the same sex? 10 minutes ago.

18. Ever had sex in a car? Many times.

19. Ever had sex in public? Many times. Almost got arrested once.

20. Ever had sex in an airplane? Not yet.

22. Strangest place you ever had sex? Nagasaki.

23. Ever had two sex partners (separately) in the same day? Yes.

24. Ever got/given a blow job on the first date? Yes.

25. Who popped your cherry?? None of your business.

26. Ever had group sex, more that three total? Yes.

27. Ever had sex with a relative? Yes.

28. Ever "flashed"? Yes.

29. Ever done “anal” Yes.

30. Ever done “DP” Yes.

[violetta valery]

1. What time is it? 4:20 AM (really!)

2. What is your screen name?  violetta valery.  If you're an opera fan, it made you giggle.

3. Nicknames?  Too many to count.

4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake?  A lot.

5. Piercing; where?  Yes, five; not telling!

6. Hometown? Native Californian.

7. Town you live in now?  It's not really a town; it's more of an amorphous map blob, and you can cross multiple city limits and never know it.

8. Ever been to Africa?  Not yet!

9. Love someone so much it made you cry?  More than I can count.

10. Favorite drink?  Macallan's, 18 or 21, rocks.

11. Favorite fast food restaurant?  Don't eat fast food.

12. What do you do most often when you are bored?  Games.

13. Most annoying thing people say to me? "Have you tried kale smoothies?  They will totally cure that!!1!11!"

14. Last person you went out to dinner with?  Can't remember.

15. How old when you lost your virginity?  Not violating the forum rules.

16. Ever had a threesome?  Yep; and a few fours as well.  LOVE foursomes.

17. Ever romantically kissed someone of the same sex?  Often.

18. Ever had sex in a car?  Yep!

19. Ever had sex in public?  Oh yes. 

20. Ever had sex in an airplane?  Not actual sex, no.  Head and handjobs, yes.

22. Strangest place you ever had sex?   You wouldn't believe me.

23. Ever had two sex partners (separately) in the same day?  Several times.  God bless the bidet.

24. Ever got/given a blow job on the first date?  Often.

25. Who popped your cherry?  Not violating the forum rules.

26. Ever had group sex, more that three total?  Yep; loved it!

27. Ever had sex with a relative?  Yes.

28. Ever "flashed?"  Yep!

29. Ever done "anal?"  My favorite!

30. Ever done "DP?"  Ohhh yessss.   

[redhatlover]

22. Strangest place you ever had sex?   You wouldn't believe me.

Try us!

[IdleBoast]

(How did I not see this before?)

1. What time is it? 13:26

2. What is your screen name? IdleBoast

3. Nicknames? several.  People here tend to shorten IdleBoast to IB

4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake? less than 50.

5. Piercing,,,where? No

6. Hometown? In the NW UK

7. Town you live in now? In the SE UK

8. Ever been to Africa? Yes, twice.

9. Love someone so much it made you cry? Yes.

10. Favorite drink? Any of a wide selection of real ales.

11. Favorite fast food restaurant? I don't know about "favourite", but KFC leaves me the least nauseous...

12. What do you do most often when you are bored? Argue on Twitter, make stuff

13. Most annoying thing people say to me? "Ghosts / aliens / free energy / biblical creation / homoeopathy / astrology / angels / crystal power etc are real"

14. 34. Last person you went out to dinner with? My wife

15. How old when you lost your virginity? 18

16. Ever had a threesome? No (but I wish...)

17. Ever romantically kissed someone of the same sex? No

18. Ever had sex in a car? Yes

19. Ever had sex in public? Outdoors, yes, but not with a deliberate audience.

20. Ever had sex in an airplane?  No

22. Strangest place you ever had sex? In a stable

23. Ever had two sex partners (separately) in the same day? No

24. Ever got/given a blow job on the first date? No

25. Who popped your cherry?? My wife

26. Ever had group sex, more that three total? No

27. Ever had sex with a relative? No

28. Ever "flashed"? Yes

29. Ever done “anal”? Does by myself count?

30. Ever done “DP”? No



Damn, I'm boring outside my head...

[IdleBoast]

22. Strangest place you ever had sex?   You wouldn't believe me.

Try us!

Yes, try us.  Please.

[Katiebee]

Valerie, MacCallans 18 is ambrosia!

[violetta valery]

22. Strangest place you ever had sex?   You wouldn't believe me.

Try us!

Yes, try us.  Please.

All right, I'll give it a shot.

So I do this historical re-enactment thing.  And one of the things we do is to get together on weekends and have big mock battles.  Think guys in leather armor hitting each other with foam swords, and you're pretty close.

Some of those battles are made much cooler by having props.  A lot of groups basically just move around hay bales to make bridges and castles and things to "defend."  But our group built a plywood castle.  It's huge and heavy and cumbersome as shit.  It takes a bunch of us a couple of hours to put it together or to break it back down, and two trailers to haul all the pieces.  But it stands two stories tall, with walls and arched windows and crenellations on top, and it looks fucking amazing.

Another thing you need when you're doing mock battles is lots of space.  Renting space on a weekend is expensive, and no one has a lot of money to throw around.  So we tend to look for parks with cheap rent.  Parks with cheap rent are ones that other people generally don't want to use.  Like, you know, the "parks" that get built around, oh, power plants.

So the strangest place that I have had sex is inside a castle on the grounds of a nuclear power plant.  You can probably see why I didn't lead with that. 

And no, I don't have pictures. 

[TheciaMarie]

1. What time is it?      9:30 AM
 PM                                         

2. What is your screen name?  TheciaMarie

3. Nicknames?  T

4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake?  Just enough

5. Piercing,,,where?  ears

6. Hometown? McKinney TX
7. Town you live in now? same

8. Ever been to Africa? Ya Wanna fuck. If you've heard the joke you'll know what that means

9. Love someone so much it made you cry? yes

10. Favorite drink? Vodka Tonic

11. Favorite fast food restaurant?   none

12. What do you do most often when you are bored? Read

13. Most annoying thing people say to me? Good Morning (before my coffee)

14. 34. Last person you went out to dinner with?  My firend "The Captain"

15. How old when you lost your virginity? (mod note:"UA sexual mentions not allowed")

16. Ever had a threesome?  Yes

17. Ever romantically kissed someone of the same sex?  Yes

18. Ever had sex in a car?  Yes

19. Ever had sex in public?  Yes

20. Ever had sex in an airplane?  Yes

22. Strangest place you ever had sex?  The plastic tunnel on the playground playscape

23. Ever had two sex partners (separately) in the same day?  Yes

24. Ever got/given a blow job on the first date?  Yes

25. Who popped your cherry?? A guy.
 
26. Ever had group sex, more that three total?  Yes

27. Ever had sex with a relative?  Yes

28. Ever "flashed"?  Yes

29. Ever done “anal”  NO

30. Ever done “DP” NO

[Katiebee]

22. Strangest place you ever had sex?   You wouldn't believe me.

Try us!

Yes, try us.  Please.

All right, I'll give it a shot.

So I do this historical re-enactment thing.  And one of the things we do is to get together on weekends and have big mock battles.  Think guys in leather armor hitting each other with foam swords, and you're pretty close.

Some of those battles are made much cooler by having props.  A lot of groups basically just move around hay bales to make bridges and castles and things to "defend."  But our group built a plywood castle.  It's huge and heavy and cumbersome as shit.  It takes a bunch of us a couple of hours to put it together or to break it back down, and two trailers to haul all the pieces.  But it stands two stories tall, with walls and arched windows and crenellations on top, and it looks fucking amazing.

Another thing you need when you're doing mock battles is lots of space.  Renting space on a weekend is expensive, and no one has a lot of money to throw around.  So we tend to look for parks with cheap rent.  Parks with cheap rent are ones that other people generally don't want to use.  Like, you know, the "parks" that get built around, oh, power plants.

So the strangest place that I have had sex is inside a castle on the grounds of a nuclear power plant.  You can probably see why I didn't lead with that. 

And no, I don't have pictures. 

I dabbled in the SCA for a bit.

[redhatlover]

22. Strangest place you ever had sex?   You wouldn't believe me.

Try us!

Yes, try us.  Please.

All right, I'll give it a shot.

So I do this historical re-enactment thing.  And one of the things we do is to get together on weekends and have big mock battles.  Think guys in leather armor hitting each other with foam swords, and you're pretty close.

Some of those battles are made much cooler by having props.  A lot of groups basically just move around hay bales to make bridges and castles and things to "defend."  But our group built a plywood castle.  It's huge and heavy and cumbersome as shit.  It takes a bunch of us a couple of hours to put it together or to break it back down, and two trailers to haul all the pieces.  But it stands two stories tall, with walls and arched windows and crenellations on top, and it looks fucking amazing.

Another thing you need when you're doing mock battles is lots of space.  Renting space on a weekend is expensive, and no one has a lot of money to throw around.  So we tend to look for parks with cheap rent.  Parks with cheap rent are ones that other people generally don't want to use.  Like, you know, the "parks" that get built around, oh, power plants.

So the strangest place that I have had sex is inside a castle on the grounds of a nuclear power plant.  You can probably see why I didn't lead with that. 

And no, I don't have pictures. 

Definitely interesting!  I have no problem believing this.  It might have been something I might have done in my younger days.