KRISTEN'S BOARD
KB - a better class of pervert

TheciaMarie · **on:** October 19, 2011, 09:23:15 PM

J got this a long time ago. I'll answer it later... as I said I'm a perv so I want to know.
How much do we actually know about our friends?
This is a questionnaire to get to know your friends better. Make sure
you read the instructions at the bottom and have fun...the last questions are the best..

1. What time is it?

2. What is your screen name?

3. Nicknames?

4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake?

5. Piercing,,,where?

6. Hometown?

7. Town you live in now?

8. Ever been to Africa?

9. Love someone so much it made you cry?

10. Favorite drink?

11. Favorite fast food restaurant?

12. What do you do most often when you are bored?

13. Most annoying thing people say to me?

14. 34. Last person you went out to dinner with?

15. How old when you lost your virginity?

16. Ever had a threesome?

17. Ever romantically kissed someone of the same sex?

18. Ever had sex in a car?

19. Ever had sex in public?

20. Ever had sex in an airplane?

22. Strangest place you ever had sex?

23. Ever had two sex partners (separately) in the same day?

24. Ever got/given a blow job on the first date? Yes

25. Who popped your cherry??

26. Ever had group sex, more that three total?

27. Ever had sex with a relitive?

28. Ever "flashed"?

29. Ever done “anal”

30. Ever done “DP”

fill this out cause I'm a perv and want to know///// add questions if you want....

TheciaMarie · **Reply #1 on:** October 19, 2011, 09:33:53 PM

time 3:23
Thecia marie
no nick name
Too many candles for a cake.
Piercings ears belly
Hometown Dallas
Live in McKinney TX
never been to africa but I know the old joke.
Loved so much I cried
Drink Rum
fast food taco place
When I'm bored , I tickle the happy spot
Most annoying thing "I want to cum on your face'
last dinner was with Mom
Lost my cherry at (mod note:"UA sexual mentions not allowed")
I've had both kind of threesomes
Kissed both sexes
Sex in car . Of course
sex in public yes
sex in airplane yes
Strangest place for sex. on top of an airport tower (closed)
two partners same day , yes
Blow job first date , yes
Cherry , a guy named Pat
Group , yes
Sex relitive. yes brother
Flashed , Yes
anal , no
DP , No

heywhynot · **Reply #2 on:** October 19, 2011, 11:37:58 PM

I have a feeling this is going to be good. I will get mine together soon.

breanna · **Reply #3 on:** October 20, 2011, 04:39:42 AM

1. 9:27

2. breanna

3. By most everyone: Bree or Bre-Bree
By my GF(sometimes my sister): Kitty

4. 23, still young hehe

5. None

6. Not gonna say, thanks Bexy!

7. Not gonna say, thanks Bexy!

8. Noo

9. Yes, and I still love her very much

10. Anything strawberry-y or, I love coke lol

11. Ummm subway I guess

12. Hang with friends or have some 'playtime' hehe

13. When they ask stupid questions about me being into girls

14. My GF, Tara

15. With girl: (mod note:"UA sexual mentions not allowed")
With boy: (mod note:"UA sexual mentions not allowed")

16. Yep, awesome

17. Yep, tons of times

18. Yea a few times

19. Yes

20. Noo, not yet

22. In one of those tube things at a park lol

23. No, but together yes

24. Yes

25. Well it really happened with my sister with one of her toys but with a real boy it was my BF when I was 14

26. Nope, just 3 total

27. Yes, two of them

28. No, not to the public eye

29. Yess

30. Yess lol

This was a fun little activity

emi · **Reply #4 on:** October 20, 2011, 08:45:54 AM

Mine's pretty vanilla lol

1. What time is it?
11:45

2. What is your screen name?
emi

3. Nicknames?
emi, brina, bina, bina bear

4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake?
21

5. Piercing,,,where?
ears only

6. Hometown?
Tulare, CA

7. Town you live in now?
Visalia

8. Ever been to Africa?
Nope

9. Love someone so much it made you cry?
Yes

10. Favorite drink?
Shirley Temple lol

11. Favorite fast food restaurant?
Burger King

12. What do you do most often when you are bored?
sing/dance

13. Most annoying thing people say to me?
"I'm pro life"

14. Last person you went out to dinner with?
My friend Laura

15. How old when you lost your virginity?
(mod note:"UA sexual mentions not allowed")

16. Ever had a threesome?
No!

17. Ever romantically kissed someone of the same sex?
no...

18. Ever had sex in a car?
Yes

19. Ever had sex in public?
Yes, today actually too lol

20. Ever had sex in an airplane?
No

22. Strangest place you ever had sex?
the bank of america

23. Ever had two sex partners (separately) in the same day?
yes

24. Ever got/given a blow job on the first date?
yes

25. Who popped your cherry??
A guy named Peter

26. Ever had group sex, more that three total?
no

27. Ever had sex with a relitive?
Yes

28. Ever "flashed"?
No! never.

29. Ever done “anal”
Nooo

30. Ever done “DP”
No

SouthernGent · **Reply #5 on:** October 20, 2011, 03:17:31 PM

1. What time is it? 9:01 AM

2. What is your screen name? SouthernGent

3. Nicknames? SouthernGent, Sammy, Honey

4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake? 36

5. Piercing,,,where? left ear

6. Hometown? none, military brat

7. Town you live in now? South Carolina

8. Ever been to Africa? nope

9. Love someone so much it made you cry? Yes

10. Favorite drink? Coke

11. Favorite fast food restaurant? Rush's

12. What do you do most often when you are bored? play in the net

13. Most annoying thing people say to me? I can't

14. 34. Last person you went out to dinner with? Family, mom, sister, nephew, and brother in law.

15. How old when you lost your virginity? to old, 22

16. Ever had a threesome? no, but waiting

17. Ever romantically kissed someone of the same sex? nope

18. Ever had sex in a car? yes

19. Ever had sex in public? yes

20. Ever had sex in an airplane? no

22. Strangest place you ever had sex? out at the end of an Air Force runway

23. Ever had two sex partners (separately) in the same day? nope

24. Ever got/given a blow job on the first date? no

25. Who popped your cherry?? My exwife, Faith

26. Ever had group sex, more that three total? nope

27. Ever had sex with a relitive? nope

28. Ever "flashed"? yes

29. Ever done “anal”? Never had anal sex, but have had my prostate messaged

30. Ever done “DP”? Nope

TinyDancer · **Reply #6 on:** October 20, 2011, 03:34:47 PM

1. What time is it?
9:21 a.m.

2. What is your screen name?
TinyDancer

3. Nicknames?
Becca, Peanut, Mouse

4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake?
35

5. Piercing...where?
Ears and nose

6. Hometown?
N/A

7. Town you live in now?
N/A

8. Ever been to Africa?
Only in my dreams

9. Love someone so much it made you cry?
Of course

10. Favorite drink?
Cherry coke-cola

11. Favorite fast food restaurant?
Firehouse subs

12. What do you do most often when you are bored?
Smoke a bowl and watch youtube

13. Most annoying thing people say to me?
"Have you been saved?"

14. Last person you went out to dinner with?
My husband

15. How old when you lost your virginity?
No need to know

16. Ever had a threesosme?
Yes

17. Ever romantically kissed someone of the same sex?
No

18. Ever had sex in a car?
Hasn't everyone, lol.

19. Ever had sex in public?
Yes

20. Ever had sex in an airplane?
No

22. Strangest place you ever had sex?
Infantry Museum ladies bathroom

23. Ever had two sex partners (separately) in the same day?
Yes

24. Ever got/given a blow job on the first date?
No

25. Who popped your cherry?
No need to know

26. Ever had group sex, more than three total?
No

27. Ever had sex with a relative?
Not voluntarily

28. Ever "flashed"?
*smile* Hell yeah, is soooo much fun

29. Ever done "anal"?
Yes

30. Ever done "DP"?
Not yet

Bexy · **Reply #7 on:** October 20, 2011, 03:47:43 PM

To all the people who are posting where they live in this thread, might want to rethink it with regards to your jobs or people you do not wish to find out you are on KB...

redhatlover · **Reply #8 on:** October 20, 2011, 04:12:27 PM

1. What time is it? 0945 GMT -7

2. What is your screen name? Redhatlover

3. Nicknames? Hey You (That's what my customers call me)

4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake? Lost count as I ran out of fingers & toes

5. Piercing,,,where? No

6. Hometown? Grand Rapids

7. Town you live in now? Somewhere in Michigan

8. Ever been to Africa? No, but I have been to Asia

9. Love someone so much it made you cry? Yes

10. Favorite drink? Diet Coke

11. Favorite fast food restaurant? Baldinos (Savannah)

12. What do you do most often when you are bored? Surf the net

13. Most annoying thing people say to me? "The aftermarket products are cheaper."

14. Last person you went out to dinner with? GF

15. How old when you lost your virginity? (mod note:"UA sexual mentions not allowed")

16. Ever had a threesome? Yes

17. Ever romantically kissed someone of the same sex? No

18. Ever had sex in a car? Yes

19. Ever had sex in public? Yes (see 22)

20. Ever had sex in an airplane? No

22. Strangest place you ever had sex? In a swimming hole with others around

23. Ever had two sex partners (separately) in the same day? No

24. Ever got/given a blow job on the first date? Yes

25. Who popped your cherry?? GF

26. Ever had group sex, more that three total? No

27. Ever had sex with a relative? No

28. Ever "flashed"? No

29. Ever done “anal” Yes

30. Ever done “DP” No

TinyDancer · **Reply #9 on:** October 20, 2011, 05:39:55 PM

THAT WAS YOU I FLASHED? Liked those polka dots, huh?

heywhynot · **Reply #10 on:** October 20, 2011, 05:42:55 PM

Ok...here we go..

1. What time is it? 1136AM EST

2. What is your screen name? heywhynot

3. Nicknames? T, among many others

4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake? over 30 and under 35

5. Piercing,,,where? None

6. Hometown? Northeastern USA

7. Town you live in now? Close to #6

8. Ever been to Africa? Nope

9. Love someone so much it made you cry? Haven't we all

10. Favorite drink? Dirty Gin Martini (Spring/Summer) Manhattan (Fall/Winter)

11. Favorite fast food restaurant? 5 Guys

12. What do you do most often when you are bored? Look for dirty fun

13. Most annoying thing people say to me? Anything regarding having patience or needing to find work/life balance

14. Last person you went out to dinner with? Business colleague

15. How old when you lost your virginity? (mod note:"UA sexual mentions not allowed")

16. Ever had a threesome? Yes

17. Ever romantically kissed someone of the same sex? Kissed but not romantically

18. Ever had sex in a car? Yes

19. Ever had sex in public? Yes

20. Ever had sex in an airplane? No

22. Strangest place you ever had sex? Rooftop

23. Ever had two sex partners (separately) in the same day? Yes

24. Ever got/given a blow job on the first date? Yes

25. Who popped your cherry?? Old flame

26. Ever had group sex, more that three total? No

27. Ever had sex with a relitive? No

28. Ever "flashed"? Yes

29. Ever done “anal”? Yes, both

30. Ever done “DP”? Yes

EDIT for Added Question -
Who would you most like have as a sex partner for a fling (fantasy)? Rihanna

MissBarbara · **Reply #11 on:** October 20, 2011, 06:53:53 PM

1. What time is it? 12:43 pm my time.

2. What is your screen name? It's about two inches up and to the left.

3. Nicknames? Anything but "Barbie."

4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake? Just one.

5. Piercing,,,where? Ears, belly button.

6. Hometown? Somewhere in the Midwest.

7. Town you live in now? Somewhere on the East Coast.

8. Ever been to Africa? No.

9. Love someone so much it made you cry? Of course.

10. Favorite drink? Beer.

11. Favorite fast food restaurant? Subway. And they don't serve beer, sigh...

12. What do you do most often when you are bored? Read books; the analog kind.

13. Most annoying thing people say to me? "You don't look like a lesbian."

14. Last person you went out to dinner with? A friend.

15. How old when you lost your virginity? (mod note:"UA sexual mentions not allowed") And I still haven't found it...

16. Ever had a threesome? No.

17. Ever romantically kissed someone of the same sex? Never! That would be a sin!

18. Ever had sex in a car? No.

19. Ever had sex in public? Not really.

20. Ever had sex in an airplane? No.

22. Strangest place you ever had sex? Compared to all the other responses here, the strangest place I've ever had sex was in bed.

23. Ever had two sex partners (separately) in the same day? No. Nor simultaneously.

24. Ever got/given a blow job on the first date? No.

25. Who popped your cherry? See #15.

26. Ever had group sex, more that three total? No.

27. Ever had sex with a relative? No.

28. Ever "flashed"? Just that one time...

29. Ever done “anal.” No.

30. Ever done “DP.” No. And I had to look up what "DP" meant.

Added Question:

Who would you most like have as a sex partner for a fling (fantasy)? Kate Winslett.

MissBarbara · **Reply #12 on:** October 20, 2011, 07:12:05 PM

Quote from: coacheric on October 20, 2011, 06:57:51 PM

Hey Barbie, You don't look like a lesbian!!

You gave me to much information

I realized that the second I clicked "post."

watcher1 · **Reply #13 on:** October 20, 2011, 07:34:57 PM

Quote from: toeinh20 on October 20, 2011, 07:25:17 PM

2. What is your screen name? toeinh20, Prometheus

3. Nicknames? asshole, cherry picker, cum bucket

Watcher remains silent.

Hey, you said it, not me.....

watcher1 · **Reply #14 on:** October 20, 2011, 07:55:26 PM

Quote from: toeinh20 on October 20, 2011, 07:42:47 PM

Quote from: watcher1 on October 20, 2011, 07:34:57 PM
Quote from: toeinh20 on October 20, 2011, 07:25:17 PM

2. What is your screen name? toeinh20, Prometheus

3. Nicknames? asshole, cherry picker, cum bucket

Watcher remains silent. Hey, you said it, not me.....

I've been speaking up for the silent for years watcher... not about to stop now!

I remember way back, when someone asked me why I did not name our first born son after me. Told them I didn't want him growing up to be an asshole, too.

Kelly4now · **Reply #15 on:** October 20, 2011, 08:39:44 PM

1. What time is it? 2:35 PM

2. What is your screen name? Kelly4Now

3. Nicknames? No regular ones

4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake? Don't ask me that!

5. Piercing,,,where? Just ears.

6. Hometown? Near Atlanta.

7. Town you live in now? Confidential, given on a need to know basis.

8. Ever been to Africa? No.

9. Love someone so much it made you cry? Oh yes, the bastard!

10. Favorite drink? Tequila, Schnapps, Cherry Coke

11. Favorite fast food restaurant? Wendy’s – love their salads

12. What do you do most often when you are bored? Watch TV or read

13. Most annoying thing people say to me? What’s for dinner?

14. Last person you went out to dinner with? Better not say - a friend

15. How old when you lost your virginity? (mod note:"UA sexual mentions not allowed")

16. Ever had a threesome? Yes.

17. Ever romantically kissed someone of the same sex? No.

18. Ever had sex in a car? Yes.

19. Ever had sex in public? Yes.

20. Ever had sex in an airplane? Yes, gave husband a blow job – does that count?

22. Strangest place you ever had sex? Pinned to a full length window in a high rise hotel with people watching

23. Ever had two sex partners (separately) in the same day? Yes.

24. Ever got/given a blow job on the first date? Yes.

25. Who popped your cherry? Boyfriend in high school

26. Ever had group sex, more that three total? No

27. Ever had sex with a relative? Not really - just touched some.

28. Ever "flashed"? Yes, truckers and a few other times.

29. Ever done “anal”? Yes

30. Ever done “DP”? Yes.

Added Question:

Who would you most like have as a sex partner for a fling (fantasy)? Hugh Jackman

TheciaMarie · **Reply #16 on:** October 20, 2011, 09:18:11 PM

I'd say a blow job in an airplane counts as sex in an airplane.

Bexy · **Reply #17 on:** October 20, 2011, 10:10:55 PM

1. What time is it? Time to google current time in Belgium.

2. What is your screen name? Ok, I'll admit it, I'm Grm.

3. Nicknames? Bex and a few idiots calling me Becky, thinking my screen name is a contraction of Sexy Becky.

4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake? None, have never celebrated my birthday.

5. Piercing,,,where? No, never wanted holes in my body.

6. Hometown? Toe doesn't know.

7. Town you live in now? Toe doesn't know, even though he begged me to tell him.

8. Ever been to Africa? Yes.

9. Love someone so much it made you cry? Yes.

10. Favorite drink? Orange juice + coconut water, Cristal beer.

11. Favorite fast food restaurant? I don't eat crap.

12. What do you do most often when you are bored? I have kids, boredom sort of magically disappears when you get them...

13. Most annoying thing people say to me? The "Oh..." followed by the silence that falls when you tell them you are a housewive.

14. Last person you went out to dinner with? My husband.

15. How old when you lost your virginity? 18.

16. Ever had a threesome? No, two is plenty, three is a crowd.

17. Ever romantically kissed someone of the same sex? No.

18. Ever had sex in a car? Yes.

19. Ever had sex in public? Yes.

20. Ever had sex in an airplane? No.

22. Strangest place you ever had sex? Police station.

23. Ever had two sex partners (separately) in the same day? No.

24. Ever got/given a blow job on the first date? No.

25. Who popped your cherry? First boyfriend.

26. Ever had group sex, more that three total? No.

27. Ever had sex with a relative? No.

28. Ever "flashed"? No, flashing should only be done to deter people, I'm too pretty LOL.

29. Ever done “anal”? About 1/2 times LOL.

30. Ever done “DP” No.

staci · **Reply #18 on:** October 21, 2011, 04:19:40 AM

1. What time is it? 9 10

2. What is your screen name? staci

3. Nicknames? stace

4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake? less than most here

5. Piercing,,,where? not yet

6. Hometown? DFW

7. Town you live in now? DFW

8. Ever been to Africa? Does Arizona count?

9. Love someone so much it made you cry? Nope

10. Favorite drink? Pepsi (a corona when I can get one)

11. Favorite fast food restaurant? True Texan, Dairy Queen

12. What do you do most often when you are bored? diddle

13. Most annoying thing people say to me? What's your yahoo?

14. Last person you went out to dinner with? Boring, Mom and Aunts

15. How old when you lost your virginity? (mod note:"UA sexual mentions not allowed")

16. Ever had a threesome? Cyber yes, real life no

17. Ever romantically kissed someone of the same sex? sure

18. Ever had sex in a car? almost, got a black eye cause I wouldn't

19. Ever had sex in public? yes at a water park

20. Ever had sex in an airplane? no

22. Strangest place you ever had sex? attic
23. Ever had two sex partners (separately) in the same day? no

24. Ever got/given a blow job on the first date? Yes.

25. Who popped your cherry? Lady I babysat for

26. Ever had group sex, more that three total? No

27. Ever had sex with a relative? Nope

28. Ever "flashed"? let's just answer, many times. Love it

29. Ever done “anal”? Does tongue count?

30. Ever done “DP”? Heck no

Added Question:

Who would you most like have as a sex partner for a fling (fantasy)? Gia, Pixie and Jeneee

ChrisPretzel · **Reply #19 on:** October 22, 2011, 01:04:52 PM

1. What time is it? Presently local it's 1846, work it's 1046, and home it's 0346.

2. What is your screen name? ChrisPretzel

3. Nicknames? Chris. Unimaginative, but easy to remember.

4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake? I didn't have one (cake, or candles. Nobody trusts me with fire). The last time I did, however, an air tanker had to be called in to put the darn thing out.

5. Piercing,,,where? None in evidence, save for scars. Knife blade here, run over there, shot...none intentional, though.

6. Hometown? None. Sad, but true.

7. Town you live in now? What time is it, again?

8. Ever been to Africa? Yes, indeedy. Recently, too. None of thie nice parts, though. I haven't found those, yet.

9. Love someone so much it made you cry? Unfortunately so. I wish I could remember name.

10. Favorite drink? Quality H20. Otherwise, lemonade is good, followed by coconut juice, Go-Fast, and Mountain Dew Baja Blast.

11. Favorite fast food restaurant? Panda Express for the rice, and Taco Bell for the Baja Blast.

12. What do you do most often when you are bored? I'm not sure that ever happens. I don't understand the question. Re-phrase?

13. Most annoying thing people say to me? "Are we there, yet?" Most annoying thing recently said..."They're not really shooting at us, are they?"

14. 34. Last person you went out to dinner with? My wife, with respect to a sit-down meal for pleasure. Co-workers, otherwise....for nearly every meal.

15. How old when you lost your virginity? It's gone? Shit.

16. Ever had a threesome? No. I can barely keep up with a twosome. The sheer logistics alone boggle the mind.

17. Ever romantically kissed someone of the same sex? No, and not unromantically, either. As William Shakespeare once said, "Ick."

18. Ever had sex in a car? Yes. While moving? Yes. While sitting still? Yes. While in reverse? Not yet. Truck, too.

19. Ever had sex in public? Yes, but it was purely circumstantial.

20. Ever had sex in an airplane? Absolutely.

22. Strangest place you ever had sex? Behind a hangar once. National park. Sauna. Not at the same time, however.

23. Ever had two sex partners (separately) in the same day? Not a chance.

24. Ever got/given a blow job on the first date? No. Must happen to the same people that win the lotto, lucky bastards.

25. Who popped your cherry?? Sounds painful, and unrefined. Discretion, valor, and all that.

26. Ever had group sex, more that three total? Lacking the whole anything-more-than-a-twosome thing, I'd have to say no.

27. Ever had sex with a relitive? Nope, not from the deep south. Sorry...that's marry a relative. Haven't done that, either.

28. Ever "flashed"? Yes, but not intentionally. No arrests. I did nearly piss in the King's ablution tank once, but that's another story, it was an honest mistake, and nobody saw.

29. Ever done “anal” No. Some streets are strictly for one-way traffic.

30. Ever done “DP” I have no idea what that is, but if it's Don Paul, I have to say no. If it's Doing Pushups, yes, many, but I'm not very good at it.

Sex questionaire

TinyDancer

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TinyDancer

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