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Reply #300 on: March 26, 2020, 11:12:07 PM
She's Out Of My League. from 2010.   I'd never watched it before.

I was laughing so hard.  So many one liners.  

The funniest bit is not in the 'quotes' section of IMDB.

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Krysten Ritter facials are so funny


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Reply #301 on: March 26, 2020, 11:54:00 PM



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Reply #302 on: April 13, 2020, 08:09:45 PM
I watched Hobbs & Shaw last night. My braincells commited suicide in droves.



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Reply #303 on: April 17, 2020, 02:34:16 PM
Me not feel good stay home turn on Netflix never see movie decide watch 2012 me think lose brain parts stupid

Stopped after woody Harrelson's character died.  An eruption that big... :facepalm:

Watched the office again, more believable.



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Reply #304 on: June 07, 2020, 07:54:30 PM

I watched "Jojo Rabbit" last night, and I loved it.

It's impossible to describe it in a few sentences. It's a comedy about a 10-year-old boy living in Nazi Germany in 1944, and the movie begins with his eagerly looking forward to his first day of Hitler Youth Camp. Oh, and his imaginary friend is Hitler himself, though a wackier version of the Nazi leader. I won't give the plot away, but it's a turns laugh-out-loud funny and shockingly tragic, extremely moving and filled with penetrating insight.

Yet it's a comedy. There have been other "Nazi comedies," like "The Producers" and "To Be or Not To Be," by while those rely more on slapstick and goofiness, "Jojo Rabbit" is much darker, and the comedy often derives from absurdity.

Plus, as a bonus for Toe, Scarlett Johansson plays Jojo's mother, and while I've never been a big fan of her acting, she does an amazing job with her role.

I very highly recommend it.






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Reply #305 on: June 07, 2020, 08:33:41 PM
The Death of Stalin (2017).  The writers started to make a serious film, but the laughs got in the way.  So they rewrote it as a dark comedy, with Steve Buscemi as Nikita Khrushchev.  I loved the film.  So dark.  So Russian.  It’s a masterpiece.  My wife gave it high praise also.  She is a dissident, like me.

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Reply #306 on: June 07, 2020, 08:59:23 PM
The Death of Stalin (2017).  The writers started to make a serious film, but the laughs got in the way.  So they rewrote it as a dark comedy, with Steve Buscemi as Nikita Khrushchev.  I loved the film.  So dark.  So Russian.  It’s a masterpiece.  My wife gave it high praise also.  She is a dissident, like me.

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I quite agree, it's brilliant; saw it back in 2017.  The writer, Armando Ianucci, has done a lot of great stuff for British TV and some other feature films.




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Reply #307 on: May 10, 2022, 10:06:48 PM
Bump. This used to be pinned.

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Reply #308 on: June 26, 2023, 04:17:09 PM
I came across an old film it was a musical porn him it is a bit on the silly side but it was entertainment  IT is Alice in wonderland 1976 good for a laugh

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Reply #309 on: July 22, 2024, 01:13:59 AM
I came across an old film it was a musical porn him it is a bit on the silly side but it was entertainment  IT is Alice in wonderland 1976 good for a laugh

I've seen that movie. There isn't nudity until 40 minutes into the movie (I know, it took 40 minutes to have nudity in a porn film?). Anyway, several times, there were mix ups and the X-rated version was sent to the wrong theater. Theater full of kids, Alice takes off her dress, and....angry parents.