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Reply #1300 on: April 30, 2020, 07:32:18 PM
She plays such a great part on Ozark’s

I know.

This had me cracking up.  hahaha


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Reply #1301 on: May 14, 2020, 05:58:35 AM



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Reply #1302 on: May 15, 2020, 02:43:53 PM


Hmmm.  I said I'd be back Monday.  ;)

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Reply #1303 on: May 15, 2020, 03:24:13 PM


Hmmm.  I said I'd be back Monday.  ;)

LOL. That was for my ex.  She called crying around Valentine’s Day that she’s made a huge mistake, and wished she had never abandoned me and her children to run off with her tennis instructor.  Seems he’s only serving faults now.



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Reply #1304 on: May 15, 2020, 05:07:15 PM
Tennis instructor?  Really?  Sounds like a bad Lifetime movie, and no one wants to be in one of those.  You’re far better off.



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Reply #1305 on: May 15, 2020, 06:09:29 PM
Tennis instructor?  Really?  Sounds like a bad Lifetime movie, and no one wants to be in one of those.  You’re far better off.

Shawshank Redemption.  Ran off with a fucking idiot.  No career, no college, just giving lessons at the country club.  She ran off with him, got knocked up.  She supports him and the bastard kid.  It is a Lifetime movie.  The kids stayed with me, and I snagged her for child support.



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Reply #1306 on: May 15, 2020, 06:24:51 PM
If it was as the Shawshank Redemption you would be in prison for killing them, except innocent.  Sounds like you’re better off than that.



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Reply #1308 on: May 15, 2020, 08:30:33 PM

If it was as the Shawshank Redemption you would be in prison for killing them, except innocent.  Sounds like you’re better off than that.


This might be the biggest and most off-topic derailment in my entire time here, but...

In the movie, it's somewhat unclear, but it seems like Andy might be innocent. In the novella, however, he's clearly guilty.






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Reply #1309 on: May 15, 2020, 10:34:05 PM
Literally and figuratively.  I remember some of you helping through that dark time in my life.  Thank you.

 




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Reply #1310 on: May 17, 2020, 02:56:29 AM



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Reply #1311 on: May 22, 2020, 06:20:08 PM

Milla Jovovich




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Reply #1312 on: May 22, 2020, 09:03:26 PM

Milla Jovovich




Always a fan.  She looks Luke Sasha. 




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Reply #1313 on: May 24, 2020, 02:35:07 AM
Walking out the door today at the warehouse

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Reply #1314 on: May 24, 2020, 05:40:38 AM
did you quit or going back to AH? Hope so.

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Reply #1315 on: May 24, 2020, 05:44:24 AM
did you quit or going back to AH? Hope so.

Yep i quit, wont be going back to my old job for another week, but I couldn't take it there anymore.  I will miss Kenneth  though, he is a sweetheart.



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Reply #1316 on: May 24, 2020, 06:33:39 PM
did you quit or going back to AH? Hope so.

Yep i quit, wont be going back to my old job for another week, but I couldn't take it there anymore.  I will miss Kenneth  though, he is a sweetheart.

Now that is good news. Cool. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1319 on: June 17, 2020, 05:13:49 PM