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Reply #920 on: June 21, 2016, 08:33:57 PM


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Reply #921 on: June 23, 2016, 12:31:30 AM

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.

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Reply #922 on: June 23, 2016, 01:36:26 PM
Quote from: Gravity on June 23, 2016, 10:29:53 AM

This is how I keep envisioning my opening statement will be when I kick off a managers meeting a bit later.
Wishful thinking.

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Reply #923 on: June 23, 2016, 02:00:52 PM
How about, "Who wants to keep working here?"

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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Reply #924 on: June 23, 2016, 02:25:43 PM
When I was going to college the school printed the college's initials on a piece of paper that was school color. They gave those to everyone that lived in the dorms. Resourceful students figured out that you could fold the paper in a manner where only FU was displayed. There were a great many of them displayed in dorm windows. Shortly there after the school reprinted them such that the fold technique no longer worked.


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Reply #925 on: June 24, 2016, 12:29:30 AM

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.

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Reply #926 on: June 28, 2016, 06:07:43 PM


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Reply #927 on: July 13, 2016, 08:52:17 PM


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Reply #928 on: July 13, 2016, 08:56:05 PM
I don't recall seeing this Kate Upton picture before.  Is it from the iPhone Leak scandal thing last year?

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Reply #929 on: July 16, 2016, 04:06:58 PM

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Reply #930 on: July 20, 2016, 04:27:35 AM
What's better than flipping someone off with two birds at once....

« Last Edit: July 21, 2016, 02:09:21 PM by MintJulie »

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Reply #931 on: July 27, 2016, 02:33:20 PM


« Last Edit: July 27, 2016, 02:44:53 PM by MintJulie »

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Reply #932 on: July 29, 2016, 02:32:40 PM
I want one


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Reply #933 on: July 31, 2016, 02:28:26 PM


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Reply #934 on: July 31, 2016, 08:08:39 PM
LOVE IT.  I want to send that to the person who backed into my parked car, then drove off without a note!

Asshole!!   >:(

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Quote from: MintJulie on July 29, 2016, 02:32:40 PM
I want one



"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions”

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Reply #935 on: August 01, 2016, 11:56:22 AM
Quote from: Kuriouskitty on July 31, 2016, 08:08:39 PM
LOVE IT.  I want to send that to the person who backed into my parked car, then drove off without a note!

Asshole!!   >:(

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Your post reminded me of this song by Hank Williams Jr


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Reply #936 on: August 02, 2016, 01:26:30 PM

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Reply #937 on: August 03, 2016, 02:01:21 PM
« Last Edit: August 03, 2016, 02:08:39 PM by MintJulie »

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Reply #938 on: August 04, 2016, 01:20:43 AM

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.

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Reply #939 on: August 04, 2016, 02:34:18 PM

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