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It was pretty.

The glass sparkled as it fell with me from the 30th floor. I thought I had it pretty good. A successful business, a true best friend and a girlfriend I planned on asking to marry me. The ring box still clutched in my hand as I looked up at the window I was pushed from to see the two most important people in my life sneering sadistically at me, my girlfriend, well ex-girlfriend gave me a sarcastic little wave goodbye as I fell to my untimely doom. But I honestly felt nothing, except a wicked grin spread on my face as I flipped them off during my fall.

The second before my life was to end, I fell into some weird pure white water, winding up in an office of some type. The room was packed, but orderly as people and other beings were in line. At first I thought I was in hell, as it looked like some diabolically designed DMV. But it was too orderly, and snacks were being offered to those who waited in line. No one seemed tired of standing and the temperature was just right. I was the fifth human in line, as a t.v. floated to me from somewhere.

"Breaking News: The tragic death of ------- was now ruled a homicide. A month after his horrific fall, the girlfriend, and his business partner were arrested after the bank had called the police as they tried to clean out all of his accounts using fake documents....."

"In other news --------'s charity had completed its third school in the Impoverished and Wartorn ------. Now the students have a safe place to learn and get meals and medical care as the senseless war carries on."

I chuckled, and a few beings in other lines looked at me. Despite looking terrifying, the laughed too. They asked what the joke was and I explained how I got there. They nodded thoughtfully, muttering about poetic justice. My line moved forward, and after what seemed like days, or even months, it was finally my turn.

"Okay, so this is your first time here, good."

The young? woman behind the counter started her work spiel.

"Oh boy, Hey Burnice, we got at good one over here!"

She shouted to a larger woman further down the counters.

"Oh no he isn't!"

"Oh yes he is!"

This exchange lasted briefly and the woman returned to handling me.

"So here's how this works: This is your souls first death, so on top of you living a just and good life, you have options. "

She listed my options mechanically.

"One, you can return to the transmigration of souls, and be reborn in to a life you choose back on Earth."

"Two, if you are religious, you may pass on to the afterlife of your religion."

"Or three, you can be sent to a world of your choosing, where you can be anything you want. You are the first to be offered this option, as it was a fairly new addition to the choices, and also you have a righteous soul, despite the cruelty you suffered in your previous life."

"Neat, I think I want to see how far I can go in a new life elsewhere."

The lady smiled, and handed me the stack of paperwork she was filling out, anticipating that I would choose this option.

"Take this to that empty counter over there, and she will handle the rest."

She waved goodbye to me as she took the next customer. I timidly walked to the counter where a mousey looking angel with thick glasses was waiting for someone, when I must have startled her with my approach.

"Yes?"

She said as she adjusted her glasses. She looked over the paperwork I handed her, and after she looked it over very well, she excused herself to the room behind her. I could not hear anything from the other side of the door, but the wait wasn't long.

"Okay, so we have a panel of judges in that room who will help find you a world which will suit your new life. But right now, we need some further information from you. "

She handed me a small packet of paperwork to sit and fill out carefully.

The waiting area for this part of the office was well furnished, but empty. So I broken the seal on the packet and began a weird application.


After what seemed like forever, which was funny as I was sitting in literal eternity, I finished the questionnaire. It was detailed to not miss a single thing that I might want:

New Name:  (I left it blank as I knew if I was to be reincarnated in another world, I would be named by my new birth parents. I never knew my original birth parents.)

Class or Occupation: Jack of all Trades Adventurer (I did not want to be held down with only one class, I wanted to experience everything the new world had to offer.)

After that, the questionnaire moved into a morality check, and asked what I would do in certain situations. After I turned it in the angel laid out a list of skills and things I could ask for to go with me to the new world. It was starting to look like a character sheet. Of course I tossed dice and cut down goblins, DnD was really fun. So I chose the basic spells of all the schools offered, then the beginning skills for the fighter, choosing not a specific weapon, but general weapons proficiency so I wont be limited in weapons choices, and some trade skills to round it out. As for the items that would be special to me..........

After some time, my application was accepted, but the council judging added some things I missed as they finished and handed me my approved form. The angel took me to a large formal looking door, and she told me to slid the approved form in the mail slot. A second later an airline ticket like thing dropped into the basket besides the incoming mail slot.

"Your trip has been confirmed, you will leave later, as the travel network has to stabilize for connecting here to your new world. She escorted me to the out going gate, where it really did remind me of an airport. I was feeling peckish due to almost boredom, so I poked around the terminal, and after an oversized heavenly fruit drink, I found a Patty's Pretty Pretzels. I was shocked that they would have one here. Of course they had the other big name restaurants here, but Patty's was special. He would do groundkeeping work to get by as a kid at the local mall in his youth, but everyday, a nice lady from that restaurant would set aside a full pretzel combo and drink for him, for lunch.

"She died after you stopped showing up to the mall. She worked hard to achieve her dream, and her businesses were global. But she never forgot you. So when she asked what she wanted to do, she shocked us in asking to see if she can make a new chain here in the afterlife. And well, she now has forty restaurants across the omniverse. Go see her."

The angel who was now on her break spoke to me. I got up and walked to the counter, where a young woman was waiting to serve me.

"Two pretty pretzeldog combo's and two tea's"

I ordered and the woman stiffened.

"------- is that you?"

"Yeah, its me."

She cried a little. She talked to me at length, as I recounted how I was chased out of the area, because I did not want to go to an orphanage. We talked as she fried up some homemade potato chips, and finished my order.

"So are you really going to a new world?"

"Looks like it, though I doubt they will have a Patty's, Patty."

"Yeah, but try not to come back here any time soon."

"Will do. Take care of yourself Patty."

"You to --------"

I left with my food, and me and the angel ate in peace....


At the gate, the angle called for me over the PA. Everyone watched me walk to the closed gate. I was sort of a celebrity, as the first being to be fully reborn in a completely different world. I was being given the vital details of the world, Middle Ages, feudal era, no major wars, Magic and Monsters. I was going to be born into a rather large kingdom, as the nephew of the current king, son of the Duke. From birth to fourteen I will have minimal access to my skills and such, as fourteen is when most kids start working towards a trade or train to fight. But at Eighteen I will have full access to everything, even my previous life's memories. As the gate was aligning, a sinister heavily guarded gate opened. Well armed angels were pushing the souls of the damned through it. I asked as I noticed two familiar faces in the crowd.

"Oh, that's ultra hell. Think of hell from the bible, and addict it to all the heavy drugs, and steroids on Earth, and throw in a dash of the Old Gods who are now working under the big G to torment the punished for eternity, and you have a normal, typical morning there. Not a place anyone wants to go."

She spoke to me as she was helping align the portal. I had to do it. A fire risen in my soul for this. The angel looked up and nodded. She must have felt my urge. So I called out to them. They looked up in their place in line to see me standing at a nice gate, holding the second fruity drink before my trip. I smiled and waved, and their anguish was palatable. They screamed and cried for me to save them, and I just shrugged and whispered to the angel, keeping my eyes on them.

"Any chance for them to be reborn?"

"Not even if they remain mentally strong enough to survive there. That is the ultimate one way trip. No pardons, paroles or early releases."

"Damn."

"Yeah."

I waved the little wave the woman did as I fell. I couldn't hear her well, as the music of the terminal grew louder. I watched as she was stripped naked of any redeeming value, and for a moment, she was mortal again, but that was just the beginning as she was kicked into the pitch black portal, which flames belched out after each soul delivered. I heard her screams, until they were replaces with others. Fortunately I did not have time to feel bad for them, or even wonder how they ended up there, as the pure white and sky blue gate opened, and two very sexy angels stepped out to help guide me to my new life. I followed them until we were standing over a bed in a night darkened room. Below us was a man and woman in the throes of a good fucking. The second angel had a ball of light in her hand, and we followed her to the maids quarters, where a husband and wife were just about finished with their rutting, and the angel spoke to me as she began to work:

"This will be the first of your most trusted and faithful friends, or even possible lover. Take care of her, and she will do the same for you twice over."

The couple on the modest bed was spent, and the maid smiled, as she soon felt after all their attempts to bear a child, this was successful. The angel with the ball of light gently laid it upon the maids stomach, and it sank in, while glowing a happy peach colored shade of light. We returned to the master's bedroom, and right on time, the man came and his woman squealed her orgasmic bliss. I noticed I was being pulled towards the woman, and the angel tossed an orb at me, as I was being shrunk and pulled into the body of my future mother's stomach.

The last thing I seen was the angels departing as my vision went dark...

Nine months later, in the dead of winter I was reborn, along with my new friend........ 

 

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Of Armor and Assholes.



The sounds of the Royal/Noble class grunting and straining to survive was exhilarating. At the training grounds the final exam was being given, and it was a life or death test for the cushy elite in the literal sense. The school would kill those young men and women who pursued the martial education without serious dedication. There was no room in the kingdom for those who pick up a sword out of a passing fancy. However there was a crowd of women and girls watching a particular student in his final test. However, he was not in a one on one fight alone, but in a three on one death match with the esteemed heads of the Order of the Wild, a high ranking archer group, The Mistresses of Magic, the royal elite mages, and the Steel of the End, the most elite warriors, usually reserved for threats that an army found impossible to over come. The fight was about to begin, as the three masters of their crafts were preparing. The ranger had stripped all of her clothes, only donning a leather thong, her quiver and a breast plate that adequately covered her nipples. The mage burned her clothes off, revealing a modest bra and panties made of fireproof and very comfortable Lava sheep wool. The air was becoming hot around her as the air shimmered, and without any bravado or hubris the warrior chosen a weapon from the cart he pulled himself, an unwieldy hammer that looked like only the strongest man in a carnival side show could lift.

The son of the Duke had shown great potential, from his entry age of six, until now, the day of his birth and potential graduation of eighteen years. He had cleared everything the school had taught him with little effort. The word "genius" was not tossed around lightly as he even solved on of the seven problems the school had used to test for the highest aptitude. He was confident, but no conceited, and shockingly humble, for being in the direct line of succession for the throne. The girls found him easy to approach, while the boys found an adventuring friend in him. Not an unkind word was said about him, as he gave off the aura of someone who truly cared with little use for pretense.

The heavily armored proctor stepped into the ring as mages erected a five layer shield around the arena to protect the crowds and the surviving graduates. Fortunately this year everyone passed and survived, however this was the last test, and this battle was going to be intense. In the crowd a young maid shouted at the duke, and he waved to the crowds gathered to watch either his fight or execution. But the crowd was quickly silenced as a royal procession was lead to the ring as the Duke and King approached the shield.

"The Duke has something he wants to confirm before the test."

The Kings attendant spoke aloud.

The Duke hefted a great and heavy looking sword, while his son wielded a training sword of copper.

"Before you die, I want to see if you can survive this!"

But before his son could react, the scabbard of the large sword hit the ground and the Duke vanished. There was a large cloud of dust kicked up and the sound of metal hitting metal. The pressure from the swinging of the huge sword cleared the dust away to show the son holding the sharp and pointed end of the broken sword to his father's throat. The guards moved to react as the King halted them.

Wordlessly both men withdrew as the huge sword was left sticking in the ground. The son grabbed the handle, expecting it to be as heavy as it looked, but it was surprisingly easy to heft and swing. S small metallic clinking sound drew his attention to his wrist where under the gauntlet a bracelet with a chain connecting him to the pommel of the sword appeared.

"I acknowledge you as my new master."

A breathy, husky feminine voice spoke into his mind. If he thought about it, it sounded like a overly horny woman. But try as he might, he could not remove the bracelet. It was cursed to remain on him until he died. Great. The boy stepped back into the ring, where his opponents were finishing their prep. The proctor raised his hands, hoping after a boring test day, that someone would at least lose a limb. But when he signaled the fight, the son of the Duke did not move an inch. He was dangerously flanked now in a triangle. The first to make a move was the ranger firing several quick succession of volleys of arrows at the boy. The mage had fired a ground bouncing lightning bolt at him, while the warrior was aiming to crush the boy under his hammer. The crowd gasped at the overall danger the boy who did not move a single muscle was in.

BUT....

In the boy's vision, everything was slow. Instead of wasting magic to make himself stronger, he bolstered his speed and defense. The arrows if they hit would do no more than leave nasty scratches than penetrate his body. The hammer would leave a nasty knot on his head, and he would have his hair burned by the lightning. That is if he allowed any of it to connect.

His first move was to rush the most dangerous target, the mage. In a flash he was in her face delivering a solid strong blow to her solar plexus. Even with her magically enhanced defenses, the blow was enough to drop her to her knees, disrupting any further casting. The arrows were tracking his movements, just hitting where he was only by seconds. The massive hammer whizzed by his head as he rushed the already fast and agile ranger. She avoided his sword slashes, that were knocking her arrows off course. He was pressing her into defense and they both knew they would not last long in a protracted battle. She started mixing in thrown weapons among her shots, hoping to catch him off guard as he was hounding her relentlessly. There was no trees or cover of any kind, except by the hulking armored beast of a warrior, and the ranger darted to behind her would be savior.

The mage could not get up. It was as if her body rejected any of her orders. She realized too late that the boy had laced his punch with magic and it stopped her effectively, so she sat in her underwear pouting as she watched her two companions tag team the boy.

The ranger alighted herself on the warriors armor. From her position, she had perfect coverage of the boy, who was busy with her and the hammer. The mage was not backing them up which means they had to finish this in time for the stew lunch at their favorite tavern. She ducked to avoid the pressure of the boy's slash, the hammer did not fare so well, as its handle was gashed in a spot. But she took advantage of the boy's wild swing to reach for her good arrows, and found...

Nothing.

Her quiver was being trampled on by the warrior as he was backing up to avoid the reckless slashes. Slashes that spoke of absolutely no sword training at all. Sure, the boy must be scared to forget his his training. The ranger had a little sympathy for the scared son of the Duke. But there were others in the line for the throne so his death would not affect it much. It was not like the school wanted to kill its student graduates, but this world was harsh and cruel, and just because it was at peace, did not mean the world would not chew them up in a heartbeat. Separating the wheat from the chaff, so to speak. However...

The mage finally found her voice. She could see the magic forming along the huge swords edge. To her the boy was toying with them, waiting for his magic to settle in place.

"DODGE HIS NEXT SWING!!!!!"

She yelled too late as the warrior and ranger combo advanced on the boy, now within his slashing range. It was a clean slash, but even with the parry, it was over for them. The huge slash spun the boy around as the edge cleanly cut through the armor, and finished the hammer off. The warriors armor fell off his body to reveal that it was a woman, whose breasts were exposed to the world, as the slash knocked her back, which trapped the leg of the ranger under the armor. Fortune smiled on the pair, as there was no serious injury. But the warrior and ranger were down and out. Even her bow was broken. But a barrage of fireballs aimed for his head let him know he was far from done.

His magic was low, and the wild swings left him tired. So he used a trick he created for hunting. As long as he sees his prey, this will work.

He stomped his foot, and the mage who was struggling to remain standing as the effects of his punch were wearing off. She was surprised as she was launched into the air. He used the last of his speed to make it under her. Normally he would either kill his target in the air, or if it was small enough he would catch it and break its neck, but he settled for kicking her dropped staff away and catching her in his arms.

The victory was his. He was still carrying the mage when the sword vanished. He held her under his arm as his buddies and fans rushed him. The various instructors and officials looked over the cut armor, and sure enough it was a clean cut. If the boy had not held back, the warrior would have lost her life. Laughing at their situation, the two women spoke in unison:

"I want to marry him!"

The mage was thinking the same thing as she was being carried like luggage. She was not really a high ranking member of the mages, selected to do this because the others were too busy. She resigned herself to her fate of being luggage, and whatever whims this boy may have. She long gave up any notion of modesty or virtue. She forfeited that when she tried to burn off his face. Even in her nicest protective underwear she felt no shame as no one was really paying attention to her.

"Umm."

The crowd was celebrating as she tried to get his attention.

"Yes?"

"Hi. Um I need the restroom."

He nodded and carried her to the training fields outhouse. He let her go, and she ran in on wobbly legs. He waited as his friends were talking. She came out, cast a spell on her hands and slumped over. He deftly picked her up again. This day was strange enough, and questioning why the son of the Duke was carrying a mage of the highest order like luggage seemed to be of little importance. The girls of the crowd wanted to know what she done so they too could get carried like that, in his strong, capable arms. A classmate asked about it.

"She knows what she did."

"I do."

"Trying to erase me beyond ashes is a no-no."

"Yes."

The barrage of fireballs was not normal. They were insidious for the fact that not only did they bypass any form of defense, but they obliterated whatever they hit and anything around it until the magic was spent. Not a good spell for an arena fight. If the crowds knew she was going full lethal, they would have her lynched and hung. But he was not out to ruin her life. It was lucky he added a magic null barrier to the protections of the arena beforehand, as a precaution to him going all out.

So the day was spent with her under his arm, and the classes partying. Tomorrow until graduation day was study halls and make up days.

Of course she was going to be his luggage, as by the end of the day, she was starting to get off on being carried. She prayed no one noticed the small leak of her honey from between her legs.

That night....

In the wild, unclaimed lands across the ocean, where empires rose and fell, nothing remains there of any civilized form of life. The continent was called lost, as no one in their right minds would try and live there. Sure there were colonies from the many kingdoms from elsewhere, but none survived longer than a year. It was a lost cause to live there, and even worse to try and take it for ones self. An ancient ruin, long stripped of anything valuable, a stone dial relief turned, and locked into place. The room's walls with its intricate carvings started to light up. The dark purple glow scared some monsters using the room as a nest, and a portal opened in the center, and a black armored figure stepped out, followed by a legion of warriors. It reaching a rising pedestal, and placed a blood red crystal on it. Soon the ruins glowed to life, repairing itself and killing the monsters that made it their home. The army of workers that followed began their labor, making their ancient citadel functional again. That night, everything living within three miles of the ruins would be killed to feed a long lost war machine, the likes the world had forgotten it barely drove out.

In the Duke's apartment a maid and a mage were in the middle of an important discussion. The mage's life now belonged to the boy. The kingdom's rules of war applied even to the the final exam of the school, a single, simple rule. "if you can kill a thing, you own the thing." That is why most of the graduates will move on to military service, before they take up their titles, to receive further training from the warriors who fought them in their final test. However, the Duke's son was exempt from military service, and everyone knew it. Not because of his father's influence, but because the royal family already had enough son's joining the ranks of the military this year, and unfortunately they needed as survivor to maintain the bloodline. Not that he minded, as he wanted to go exploring before settling down to fully push papers, manage territories and genuinely live a quiet life of service to the throne.

But in his bedroom, he was aching. He really pushed himself too far, and a mana and herb infused hot water bath was the ticket. He did not know the storms that were about to crash down on his head, and the first gust of wind was approaching his door...

The large Ogre woman, who looked like a normal woman, just taller and stronger, was carrying two kegs of fine wine, while the ranger had caught some blood rabbits and a lust snake, which would make a very fine meal for what the three had planned.

The maid let the two women in, and all four started to chat as they worked on the lavish meal to celebrate the son's passing the final exam. Sadly the armor could not be repaired, as it was made from an exceptionally strong metal.

This society, men and women were equal in everything but matters of relations and love. Monogamy was a passing fad, as in this world, death was less than a heartbeat away, so women world wide expected, and even demanded a strong man spread his seed far and wide. Any notions of exclusivity was seen as a direct, and deadly insult to women. Yes they fell in love and wanted the man for themselves, so instead of trapping him, the notion of capturing his first, or being the first in his group to bed him was the accepted norm to end hostility. Dates were solo affairs, to show favor, but it is said a man is nothing more than a breeding accessory to a group of any number of women. Love is love, but losing out on good stock is worse than the pain of being cheated on.

So tonight, the maid forgot her place. She was trained since birth to serve the son of the Duke. She felt a strong connection to him, to the point that there was almost never a night that she did not work herself to a sloppy mess with her fingers at the thought of what he could do to her body. Of course she had seen him naked enough to know every inch of that delicious looking cock, that would bounce as she helped him dress in the morning. But his station would not allow for relations with her. And if he did knock her up, she would have to resign as his maid, and leave his service unless she took a side step in her life to be his concubine. His father weekly receives marriage invites, stacks of them. Any marriage he is involved in would purely be both social and political. And she would automatically become his first. The maid hoped the woman he has to marry would be a kind and caring woman, to allow her to stop being his maid, to be a concubine. She loved being close to him as a maid, but her body screamed for more.

A saying in maid training "The cute maid gets laid." is both a welcomed thing but also a warning. It was not a secret that powerful men and women bedded their maids often. A woman in the mood once laid out an entire staff of maids in a single evening. That was the Dukes wife. This is what the son was born into. So as he washed himself, after he locked is childhood friend and maid out of his room, he dressed in his casual clothing. He was a man now, and could bathe himself. He felt it quite foolish to have someone wash him. He stepped out of the bedroom, and the apartment near the school smelled so good, his stomach cried out for the food. Noises from the kitchen were common, as he sat on his plush couch with a book, waiting for his meal.

The four women, all in summer maids uniforms, which on the Ogress looked downright scandalous, seated him at the table, and served him his dinner, and they too joined him, The meal was a wonderful but jaded affair, once he learned their true intentions. He was going to be all of their husbands. They knew it was a pipe dream, but they were going to try, even his now slightly drunk maid. All of the food was geared towards making a night of passionate sex better. The ranger even passed out small bottles of a white liquid to the others. That was the reigning contraception of the world. It worked horrifically well. Drink it, and you cant get pregnant for an entire cycle. It was great for trysts, but horrible if you are actually wanting to make kids later. If a man drinks it, he becomes sterile for a cycle too. Men choose not to drink it, because to men it takes like shit three times reheated.

Once everyone was full, the dishes cleared, and before even being invited, the Ogress carried the boy to his room, as her companions followed.

"Ladies, lets see what we are working with. I am not expecting much, from a human man, but maybe he knows things to satisfy."

The ogress spoke, trying to rile him up. But when his pants are were removed things got intensely real. So real, the ranger leapt from the third floor, and returned shortly after, to measure his cock. She grew fearful. The ogress sensing her friends distress looked down at his package and snorted fearfully too. She was a pure maiden of an ogress, the only cocks she seen were her male relatives when they would bathe as a family. So when his weapon was revealed, she grew afraid of the damage it would do to her maidenhood. The maid and the others, minus the mage, who found herself under his arm again were preparing the bed as from her position she could play with his magic staff.

The night was just getting started......

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The next morning....

 

Medics from the regiment had to be called in, as the Duke's son's apartment was nearly obliterated. The lovemaking started just shy of eleven bells and ended as the first laborers made their weary way to the inn for a breakfast. Even the Ogress pleaded for mercy, as she broke through the outer wall. His thrusting was powerful. So much so, that she felt every inch of his cock drill into her depths. She doubted that even an ogre can satisfy her now.

Four women were carried off on stretchers, leaving a despondent, yet well fucked ducal son to find his uniform in the mess of his once nice apartment.......

Last Week of school.

My legs are shaky, as I walk through the gates. Word had traveled on the wings of angels and now everyone looked at me with a mixture of admiration, lust, and curiosity. The more steadfast ladies gave me puzzled looks, as if to try and understand what I did to earn such gossip. First class was Statesmanship, and of course I had passed. But this was the last week, mostly to review and complete the courses. I stretched and yawned in my seat, as it was still minutes before the teacher arrived.

"Oi, look who it is, its Homewrecker!"

"Who would have thought it, the Duke's son was a demolitions man?"

Snarl and Jasp, two of my closest friends in the purest sense of the word. Though officially they are commoners, I had snuck out of the manor plenty of times to get into trouble with them growing up, They relentlessly ribbed me, and I laughed.

"Good thing we are men, Jasp"

"Eh hehehe."

Other students entered, passing us by, and looking at me with smirks. I got along fondly with this class. Not to say I was wanting to be popular, but at least there were no knives in my back from this lot. Soon the professor entered, with her stately, yet demure dress, and she stood behind her pulpit and started her lecture...

"Lese Majeste" or To insult the ruling class is a grave crime even among royalty. It is often attached to treason. There is a huge difference between not liking a ruler's policy, and not liking the ruler themselves. This country is slightly more lax with it, but there is a line between being disgruntled and being outright rebellious. Lord Callios, please share your thoughts on Lese Majeste."

Snarl jabbed my ribs.

Oh crap that is me. Lord Callios Mephis Steelfist. I rose to speak when.....


"EVERYONE DOWN, HE'S GONNA WRECK THE PLACE!!"

Everyone started to play duck, and the professor smirked, both irritated and slightly amused at the joke.

"That right there. That is the prime example of Lese Majeste. Please set a good example by offering your heads to the Lord."

"Ha ha ha. No need for that, I am in no position of power yet."

The mood grew heavier as the room realized that I was a true royal, and they did just infact gravely insult me. I had enough sense to calm them, as they would have been executed, had any of my retainers been present. It took a fight and a half to have my privacy at school.

"While it could be a grave insult, I think that it falls on the ruling class to determine fairly if its just a bit of biting rhetoric or an actual threat to the powers that be. I believe that a ruler must have both a thick skin and kind heart to lead."

The class droned on and ended when the bell struck nine rings. As the coaches and trainers were returned to the military, the training classes were finished for the year. So I found myself in the library brushing up on some interesting rumors and legends. Word around the town has it that the old Sephas dungeon has awoken again. Once the most dangerous dungeon, now a hideout for bandits and rebels had grown active again. But can the words of half crazed bandits be trusted? I marked down the location, though I knew it was in the Deadman's swamps. I would need a party to venture to it.

I passed the rest of the day reading and classes. The week turned out slightly boring, as the rumors of my late night activities grew to the point I was both idolized and vilified.

Graduation day.

I was standing with my class, normally I would have had to wear my royal regalia, but the school prioritized a strict separation from the government, despite being funded entirely by the government. So in my gown I accepted my diploma and the signet ring showing that I am in fact a graduate of the school. Once the pomp and fanfare was done, my father, the Duke invited me and my friends to the grand graduation party. He was a stern man, but inside, he was a dotting, kind father. He knew most of my friends would not be able to celebrate their graduation. So that night we ate and drank, and had a truly wonderful time.

But when the dawn broke...

I just could not sleep. Something had me feeling bad. I thought it might have been the overindulging at the party, but this was something very different. Something was going on and it was a dire threat.



Outside the city, a small farming and lumber village.


The warning bells were rung too late, as the entire village was on fire. Something shrouded in mists and unseen had decimated half of the sleepy village. The guards sent the children and women ahead in wagons, as blast after blast rocked the village. A guardswoman, mostly in name alone, rode as hard as she could for the city. She had to get soldiers there quickly or the kingdom could fall. Her horse, spent, died at the walled citie's gates, sending her toppling off and rolling on the ground. Shaken, but still awake, she screamed at the gate guards about the approaching threat....

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The besieged village was barely an hour's walk away from the city, but now the inferno and sounds of battle were heard at the guards towers. Alarms rang out through the city, rousing the general infantry garrisoned in the city, along with the adventurers who were sleeping at the guild hall. The Duke's son was also forced awake as he was officially for the next month and a half a conscripted member of the of the military. Despite his position, I and my father fought the honorary titles, settling for me to earn my own valor. But the word of my test and scores made it way through and up the chain of command so when a tactician position was opened, I refused. The general looked at me as if I had gone completely mad.

"No, sir. I can and will fight with the men."

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I wished I kept my fucking mouth shut.

I was with my unit, the front line defenders. Our main job was to fight the thing and keep it from advancing. But that was easier said than done as the magically enhanced tower shield I am currently using is now heavier than I can actually hold. The magic spell was cast to make a wall of the shields. However it came with a high cost. Any massive AOE spells or attacks would bleed over if sufficiently powerful enough. We had just lost Harmon, a career soldier, a triple veteran, and highly skilled fighter. He was incinerated by a huge blast of lava from the thing's mist shroud. We were holding the line, as the frontal assault team were launching themselves into the mist, using magic. But that turned out to be both insanely futile and horribly fatal as what sprang back out was half burned corpses, barely even breathing. The best of the kingdom was being bested very easily. Some tragically frightened infantrymen threw their weapons down to run away, before being cut down by a blast of fire. They did not even have a moment to scream.

But as soon as it taken its attention off of the defenders and their shield that is keeping it in place, more shield men would show up and soon the wall of shields were linked, and taller than the beast itself.

I let go of my shield, because it was now fully linked in the sequence. There was a purposeful gap, though a small one, in the formation to allow mages and archers to launch their assaults. Magic was not really my thing, though I am proficient in it, I have not bothered to train it past the advanced level required for graduation. I started casting a beautifully large wave of freezing ice, to see if it would do anything other than piss it off and put its entire attention on me. But it did do something. It put out all the flames in the area, and made the thing roar. I had barely seconds to throw up a plug for that hole before ultra hot magma would bake me quite well.

The freeze was assisting in hold it still, but as for how effective it was in harming it, I could not see past the mist. But the mist had changed color to more of a dingy white, than the stone grey it was earlier. Its counters were becoming slower as everything the city had to defend itself was brought to bare against it. A huge fully armored warrior, I recognized as Halse the Ogress pushed her way through the shields, wielding a new hammer. This thing looked like something that could smash a mountain down in a few swings. She hefted it as if it was a child's toy. She spoke some words, and her boots glowed. I fully figured if she used that against me, I would have been dead. She charged forward, leaving a trail of blue lightning in her wake. She vanished into the mist, and sounds of combat were raging, then the eerie quite returned as she was thrown out of the mist, impaled as if she were a tailor's pin cushion. I screamed as I broke through the formation, as the superiors were screaming at me to get back in line.

She was gasping and spewing blood through the mouth vent of her helmets mask. She tried to touch me, but she hadn't the strength to even lift her heavily armored arm. The lava spikes in her body were cooling rapidly, preventing her from regenerating. The armor would have healed her to a less critical state, while her racial abilities would have healed her to a state where she would be fine with rest. I started to pull at the spikes, but all I was doing was adding to her torment. A cleric ran to me with her squad, and a rain of lethal molten stone was blocked barely by her shield. The group carried her off back behind the defensive wall of shields.

Something in me snapped as I watched classmates who were also forced into military service were being decimated by this thing. People I laughed with and cried with were dying to something unknown.


"[Skill Unlock: Enemy lock on.]"
"[Skill Unlock: Stat swap boost]"
"[Skill Unlock: Rage of the Berserk]"
"[Skill Unlock: All or Nothing]"
"[Skill Unlock: Wrath of the Just God]"

"Skill: Enemy lock on: Allows the user to pinpoint the exact position of enemies, even if its vision is obscured, or the target is concealed."
"Skill: Stat Swap Boost: Allows user to temporarily swap or reassign points in a stat to boost other stats. Warning, a stat cannot be lower than one percent of its original score."
"Skill: Rage of the Berserk: Grants user a tremendous boost in attack, at the cost of Defense and Agility. Current Duration: thirty seconds. After use, user will reach maximum exhaustion."
"Skill: All or Nothing: Grants user a boost to all stats for one attack, bypasses statuses and conditions, at the cost of users entire mana pool. A risky gamble, as if it fails user will be left helpless."
"Skill: Wrath of the Just God: Removes illusions, statuses, conditions. Instantly kills anything weaker than the user, and negates any magic within its field. May cost the user its life."

"Sword level one: Sword of the Guiding Light"

The sword was speaking to me in the moment of my rage. I was receiving abilities and trying to figure this all out. But I did not have time for this. The monster was through playing with the foot soldiers and found me to be a suitable toy. But using my skills allowed me to see that it was multiple monsters, as Enemy Lock On was active. The sword now in my hands was not the sword I tested with. It was heavier, and shined along its center I recklessly charged into the mist....

Inside the mist I could see the first target as I swung the sword, blowing away some of the mist. The attack connected, but the damage was just a cut to the flying red child sized demon in the mist. I wounded it, but doubted it was a fatal wound. I activated Stat swap boost, and put wall but a few points of my intelligence and wisdom into my attack and defense. I charged in further, as the group of them were linked together firing barrages of the molten rock. I swung at the defending demons, flying around the core group. Two were cut down with a major swing of my sword. I was growing tired, and very tired of this.

I had fought and fought, and finally whittled away at the remaining defending demons, though the core attacking had yet to notice. Inside the group was a floating grotesque fetus looking demon. I swung and could not get past the attackers. I would cut one down, and three would take their place, seemingly oblivious to my attempts to murder them all. I activated the Rage skill, and I felt the sword grow lighter, and my vision darkened with a tint of red. I charged forward as tiny blobs of lava were being fired at me. My armor was holding up to this attack, but not by much, the leather used was resistant to fire, but not fireproof. Every shot stung like a bee, but I pressed on, losing my common sense with each step.

The wounds I was taking was getting much worse. I was almost unable to move as the attackers brought their entire focus on me. I willingly gave up my mana pool to use All or Nothing. It was not like healing magic was going to do a whole lot if the wounds are greater than the healing spell could handle. I felt heavy. The nimbleness I felt as a youth faded away. Each step was a struggle to remain upright. The demon things attacks were becoming erratic as while Rage was active still, I put all or nothing into Attack and Defense. Soon the scorching little blobs stopped hurt a little, but not enough to drop me.

The little demons soon fell to my brutal attacks. Time was ticking down and nothing I did was getting through to the demon fetus baby thing. The sword was screaming at me to use the Wrath skill. But I hesitated and paid dearly for it as my arm flew off. I snapped out of the stupor, my arm was still attached. I could see and feel my body being torn to shreds, as the wave after wave of a psychic assault washed over me. I did not want to die, not here nor now, but this thing was terrifying and it was ready to lay waste to every living thing within miles of it. I felt a gentle calm as I poured my every wish into the sword. Like a prayer I chanted for Wrath.

The cloudy, ash filled sky cleared as a massive ball of light, like a raindrop fell upon the protective barriers of the Demon fetus thing. Its illusions faded, as the mist was just gone. Rage ended. Everything I used ended, but the exhaustion never happened. Before this massive ball of light that had even stopped the spawning of more of those demon children things, I felt like I was on trial. I was being sized up and the monsters focus was fully on the light. I could not see very well, but something like a finger pointed at the giant demon fetus, and boomed out loud "Guilty."

In a flash the light was gone. The Demon fetus thing no longer had any protection. It wailed and screamed, but the effects were not triggering. I staggered with my sword, and I rushed in to deliver the Coup de Grace. My sword slicing through this thing made the most sickening noises. Unlike its servants, who I barely felt the blade slice through, this thing was absolutely disgusting to kill. It fell with a nasty plop after I decided to behead it than cut it into two.

The dawn was breaking as I was covered in demon Ichor as the sword vanished from my grip, toppling me off balance and sending me to the ground like a drunk who drank a full barrel. I closed my eyes as my body refused to move any more........

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Of Considerations and Consequences......



I am now kneeling before the king and his family. The crowd assembled was deathly silent as they looked at me with what I felt was disdain and disgust. I spent a full week in the infirmary, in a dead sleep. Halse made a full and quick recovery, despite the pains of our first night together lingering. The Command General of the Allied military was motioned to bring forth the charges against me. But before he could speak, he spoke a moment out of turn...

"Your Highness, while it was a serious crime of Dereliction of Duty, and grievous Ignoring of Direct Orders, We on behalf of the military plea on his behalf of his character during the battle. While he did willfully ignore a direct order, he did so to rescue one of our most valuable asset, and in the process of doing so, killed a Profane Beast."

There was a collective gasp from the crowd, loud enough for the king to silence them with the wave of his hand. A Profane Beast would normally spell the apocalypse for a small country, not easily defeated, but also ranked as an extremely deadly beast. There were now looks of appreciation from the crowd, mixed with their anger at my crimes. The King motioned to speak.

"I have noted this. But the only crime I can actually punish him for is the Willful Ignorance of the value of ones life. It is true he did save the kingdom and a friends life, but on the other side of the coin, what would have happened if he had died? So how does one punish this?"

After the king had spoken, a loud murmur grew in the audience. His parents watched their son fearfully. The crime he was actually answering for was normally punished with the criminal's own head as an example to value one's life in all situations. Especially the son of a Duke. That is, not to act rashly or foolishly. Saving others is a strict part of the Noblesse Oblige, but against an unknown foe, it is almost damnable. While he was so full of pride for his son, he was also greatly disappointed in his rashness. He hugged his wife closely, awaiting the outcome of the fate of their only son.

"I have it."

The king proclaimed. He motioned for his advisor to approach. He handed the king a scroll, and after a quick look over, he rolled it back up and handed it to the advisor.

"Young Duke. I hereby sentence you to investigate and solve the problems of the Barcovia Barony. They have reported that their taxes are delayed to rampant monster attacks, and I want you to report to Fort Dwarvehammer, as you will now be tasked by me to get to the bottom of the missing taxes and monster attacks. Something is not right here and the Crown obliges you to investigate. Do not return here until the matter is fully solved. Rise."

I rose. A medal was placed around my neck.

"On the other hand, I humbly thank you for saving the kingdom. While normally you would be severely punished for your actions, I cannot do so in good faith of the people."

While the king spoke, the queen and princess was fanning themselves. However, it was a barely concealed ploy for the princess, who was in this years graduating class, who found a hard fondness for the son of the Duke, to make eyes at the young man wearing the medal of valor. Her mother, the queen obviously knew her daughters feelings could only conceal the rolling of her eyes as a spring love blossomed in her daughters chest. She knew her daughter would make a huge scene if her father had executed the boy. So she let the girl fall madly in love, as he was a better choice among the other rich swine fighting for her hand.


The Barcovian Barony.


The sun was shining on the orchards of grapes. The birds were trysting, and the workers were putting their all into producing the finest wines. There was no sign of any monster attacks, nor have their been any since the great war. The entire fiefdom was as peaceful as peaceful gets, to the point even the lowly goblins work hard to civilize even their most backwards kind. Work was hard, food plentiful and no one, short of those who could not work honestly did without. But this was all a beautiful lie. While the people looked content at their positions, underneath was a torrid current of animosity so deep that like a room of powder kegs so dry, that even a small spark could blow the whole thing up. The poor and homeless were no where to be seen, as they were forced to live in nice looking homes, in large groups and the conditions were worse than a shanty. The homeless were made into legal slaves, sold to business as cheap and disposable labor. Slavery was very much legal here, despite it being outlawed by the entire kingdom. But it was the best threat to keep the masses in line. Anyone could become a slave for anything. Not pay your incredibly high taxes? Property of the state. Refuse the advances of someone in a better position than you? Property of the state.

So while it looked idyllic on the outside, inside it was a rotten, festering tumor of corruption.

"Sire, the king sends word that he is sending a representative to asses the monster threat and aid us in our time of need."

"So?"

The Baron, who was eating his lunch on the back of a nude woman, who was once a powerful aristocrat. Fortunately this time was finger foods. She was raised up enough to let her tits hang down. He would reach under her an cruelly pinch and twist a nipple.

"So, sir, what if he discovers the lie?"

"He wont live long enough to even enter the gates. Have the boys ambush him on the road and kill him. Make it look like a tragic monster attack."

"Yes, sir."

"Who is this sniveling snitch?"

"The son of the Duke."

The Baron froze. His son is deformed because of that arrogant prick. The attack on the kingdom from a Profane Beast was supposed to be his son's moment to shine. But because the Duke's son was so gallant, his own son was forced to try something so rash, and got himself nearly killed. It would take years for his son to heal enough to return to a shadow of normal. Now fate has dropped a new toy in his lap, and the son of his most hated enemy no less....

The Baron picked up a carrot like object. It was time to defile her some more. She is so close to being broken, that he can almost taste her submission, which sadly will be the last day she lives. He only lives to break his toys in new and exciting ways. The carrot slid in easily and she moaned out. He began to pump the carrot in and out of her earnestly.

 

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The Grapes of Greed and Lust....

The carriage ride was tediously long. He would have enjoyed a hay wagon ride more. In the carriage was some people heading to the Barony. The Son of the Duke ride in a normal wagon like a commoner was so unheard of, it was almost criminal. So the master of transports had arranged a carriage fit for the son of the Duke. This was an extra long carriage with a privet in the rear, and a small concessions counter where snacks and drinks could be purchased. The horses pulling it were of course magically enhanced to endure the strain as it would take a full day to reach the Barony. 

I was feeling odd as I sat by the two men whom I shared a brotherly bond with. We officially formed a party as per the rules, with the Royal Adventurers Guild, because they were not royal or noble. There is a normal guild, for the common folk, but this guild was primarily made to save the idiot upper class who grew bored and fancied an adventure. The party, now called "The Brotherhood of the Skirt." left the city, after stocking up on provisions. Something told me I would need all the help I could get with this. I decided to quietly nap after a light lunch of meat buns and some juice. I closed my eyes and I was shunted into a dark space.

Time or space did not matter here as I floated on the border of reality and the void. The only light came from my status board that floated before me. I had noticed my stats had increased, as a voice mumbled to the point where I could not understand. Then a burst of pain tore through my body as once greyed out skills lit up and my body started to adapt to the changes the stats and skills were creating in me. I screamed out in the empty space as knowledge flooded my brain. Once the last change happened I started hearing the distinct sound of metal on metal and was jolted awake.

I woke with a start as the wagon had stopped and the shouts of the caravan guards joining the battle outside. But the oddity that concerned me was a knapsack in my lap. I carefully opened it, as memories were settling down in my brain. This was the stuff I chosen before I was born. I added the knapsack to the rest of my gear. An arrow struck the window frame inches from my face. I nodded to my friends Snarl and Jasp, who drew their own weapons. We exited the carriage from the rear cargo door, and tried to stay out of sight as we took defensive positions. The enemy would not be so generous to give us time to prepare, so we of course had to think on our feet as the weird versions of common monsters were attacking the guards oddly.

A minotaurus would never use a bow, as they are more adept at melee than ranged. A large slime was throwing lightning bolts as a shadowy troll was healing his allies. Pinned down by archers, we watched as a large black boar charged weirdly down the hill. It moved like it did not know how to turn to avoid the trees, opting to barrel right through them. We had seconds before the boar would run us down. but as soon as my sword would cut the boar down in its charge, my sword sliced nothing as it passed through the caravan, only shoving a cargo wagon out of its way as it ran by.

Something was most peculiar as my head started to hurt. I closed my eyes as a single word glowed.

Dispel.

As I shaped the spell, it became easy to understand the inner workings of the rune lines that made up the spell. The magic circle below me grew until everything on the road was caught in it. For a single moment everything stood still as I whispered the word...."Dispel"

In a blinding flash of light reality righted itself as the "monsters" illusions vanished, revealing high ranking members of the Baron's soldiers. The giant boar turned out to be an armored slave transport wagon, the nude women inside were used as bait for high level monsters that lived deep in the woods. The guards with the help of my party and I slew the false bandits. We freed the bait girls, and told them to run for the border of the Barony. They thanked us and ran off.

I staggered as if I drank too much, but soon the feeling passed. Once everyone settled down, we continued our trip until the sun was almost fully down, in which we set up camp next to the river close to the road. While I desired a bath after combat, It did not take long for us to discover why the river was not a good bathing spot, as in it swam legions of Glowhooks. Long, skinny parasites that travel in rivers to breed in the still waters of the swamp to the west. Considered a minor threat, not even a problem if you stay out of the water, but they have the annoying ability to mesmerize you into going into the water, where they will find a way into your body, kill you, and use your body to get to a new source of still water, where they will breed and eat the rest of you till not even a bone is left. Harmless on land, but still a nasty creature. So we settled to sleep in our seats and await the carriages departure. Late morning found us passing the first gate into the Barony. Our papers checked, we were cleared to enter.

Something seemed weird.

The solid stone walls of the gate were marred on both sides. A clue I could not miss, as I noticed the blackened pock marks on the land, but none of the fields were damaged, and there was no sense of terrified urgency of a place under continuous attacks. Even the heavy steel doors of the gate remained almost brand new looking. I started taking mental notes as the carriage approached the second gates, where we were to depart to meed with the ride to take us to the town where the Baron is stationed. But it wasn't until dusk when the carriage arrived to take us to the town. We passed groups of men guiding wagons laden with logs to the staging area near the lumber mill. The scene seemed idyllic as the carriage rumbled up the hill towards the estate of the Baron.


The Estate.

"Sire, the men failed to kill the Duke's son. The reports said that he used magic to break our illusion magics."

"Damn him. How much more is he planning to rob me of?"

"He is almost here, shall I prepare to receive them?"

"Yes, tonight will be such a tragedy for the dear Duke."

The fat man covered in the filthy excess of wealth in the form of rare jewelry made from the rarest metals. The stones shimmered sinfully in the light of the magic stones in the room. If all goes as planned this time, the duchy- no, the entire kingdom will be his to wring every ounce of wealth from. And all it would cost him was his useless daughter......
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Of Love, Lines and Lavish Evil.....

The royal carriage stopped in front of the Duke's estate. Compared to the nobles of the capital, this was obscenely out of place with the filthy wealth dripping from every inch. It was disgusting to me. I chose not to flaunt my families wealth as it was not mine to do so. Father taught me that Money and Power are sickly sweet temptations to show off. But in doing so you will lose the trust of those you are trusted to rule.

But right now before me....

Hundreds of servants were lined up to greet me. the coachman opened the door for me, and I stepped out. The air was heavy with opulence and spices. It appears to be an exotic blend that has been around a short while, but while it is mostly harmless, I was glad to have prepared a necklace that prevents me from status effects, and it is growing colder against my skin. From the feeling, it is an intoxicant meant to dull the senses. I nod to my father's main rival, and he escorted me inside.

"Thank you for coming all this way to help us."

The fat man spoke to me, each word coated in barely hidden venom. It was no secret he had a problem with my family, including my little sisters who are away at the Royal Primary Academy. I found it almost laughable at the act he was putting on, as it was plain to see nothing but theft was going on here. I was shown to my room where I would change into my lesser formal wear. A pair of maids remained to attend me as I changed. I would not require a bath until bed time. After changing, I set the signal crystal on the desk, a device used to send silent messages across distances. As soon as I poured some mana into it, a stack of papers appeared on my desk. All the information I needed to begin the investigation. The maids remained in the room stationed by the door. I was engrossed in the work I barely heard the click of the lock.

I felt the faintest of killing intent and I steeled my nerves as I wrote a message using the royal cypher. I had just sent it when I felt the back of the chair push forward and the air move on my ear.

I had just seconds to release the anti magic flash that would turn the lights of the magic stones off. Once the room was dark, I used combat haste to move out of my chair before the pick like daggers hit the vital spots they were targeting. In their surprise they tried to attack me in the dark. But it was a feint to give them time to escape. But that was not happening. I had tossed the puzzle box of mine at them and a small flash left the two would be assassins paralyzed on the floor. The lights returned once the magic flow was balanced again. I had written another letter, and tied the ladies up. Two turns and a push of the box, and the two ladies vanished.

While I did have access to the Secret Transportation System of the kingdom, it was not to be used unless it was a life or death emergency. The system could move an army but its use took a heavy toll on the lands mana supply. So instead of sending them to prison, which I will do later, I stored them in a stasis chamber in the cube. Again it is only to be used if I am in danger, as it will protect me in an extra dimensional space designed to keep me alive, but in suspension. The cube normally would fix itself in place and not be able to be moved until it was rescued or the danger passed. A tidy little prison for the maids.

Once that was done, a timid girl knocked on the door.

"S..S..Sir, the..the..di..di..dinner...is...ready."

She looked like the Baron's oldest daughter, but is not dressed like everyone else in the house. She had no jewelry, and her clothes were made of cotton, not even of wool. Her modest appearance raised questions in my mind. But as I was lost in thought The baron's son was being wheeled to dinner in the most disgustingly gilded wheeled chair imaginable. His maids and nurses were also peacock like. He turned his bandaged head to look at me in passing and the hatred could kill everyone in the hall. The girl shied away from her brother.

The girl was Lianna Barcovia, no longer in line for the barony. I remembered having to help her alot, as she was afflicted with chronic clumsiness. She tried her hardest at everything she did, but either she would almost finish and something happened, or she would be sabotaged, which was hard to prove, but everyone knew her brother was ordered to trip her up, since the barony only sired strong men.

But what helped her endure the constant critically harsh treatment and down right abuse was the acts of kindness Callios had given her. I was okay with her. She did not bother me at school, and helping her was my good deed. But I noticed a small gleam in her eyes. and sighed internally. She stayed by my side as we walked down the stairs to the main banquet hall. I had to catch her, or stop her from falling a couple of times but we made it to the Hall. Words failed me to describe how overly gaudy this room was. Giant pictures of the baron looked down upon the room, while pictures of a much more modest size were on the walls at eye level. Of course there were other guests, friends of his I guessed and I had a small feeling of being tiny in a room of predators.

Food was served directly from carts, and I noticed my tableware was different than the others. They were eating with pure silver, and I was eating with wrought iron painted and polished to be silver looking. Interesting.

They assumed I would not notice that since their first attack failed, they would just poison me right here. I smirked, delighting in how my paranoia was an asset. So first course was clear, no reaction from the pendant. Of course I brought my own forks and spoons. I am no fool.

The meal progressed, and after each service the poisons were amped up. The final course, dessert, was a buffet affair, with many cakes, and puddings, plus some expensive truffles. I had taken a slice of cake that was laced with a paralytic, a bowl of white pudding, that would induce a sexual rage, and the cherry on top, a cold dessert that would instantly kill me by freezing my insides solid. If not for my resistances being high, and the pendant, I would have said that this was my last meal. I ate every bite, plus seconds. Once finished, the Baron looked over at me with a smirk. Wanted to watch me die? Fuck you.

I made a small show, acting like I was about to die, but when the suspense was at its peak, I released a big, undignified, unfitting for the son of the Duke, Belch. I hit my chest and covered my mouth politely. The room roared with laughter, well everyone, except the Baron.

The party moved into the game room's parlor, for drinks and socializing. Well, grown up socializing as nude serving girls who many used to party in this room as nobles along with their daughters. Maids were helping the Ladies and Lords out of their clothes, to have fun. No one wasted time as a minor lord was sucking at the tits of a serving girl, while she was forced to watch her daughter of twenty summers suck off the old man, until her face was rewarded for her efforts.

The last in the door was was the son of the duke, who remained clothed. I walked to the bar, flipping a platinum piece in my fingers. The Baron was instructing the serving girls who were pouring drinks.

"A bottle of your crispest cider, two glasses."

I turned my back to the baron and placed the platinum coin on the counter. It was what a small minor noble's territory would make in a year. I was lightly fondling the coin on the counter as I looked over the room and to the door to see Lianna trying to peep in while not being seen.

I baited the trap.

In this country, Platinum was not a commonly traded coin. In fact it was highly illegal for anyone but nobility, royalty or aristocracy to trade them. But by me placing one on the counter, anyone in the room but the baron who touches it, will be executed. And the baron would have to repay my father one thousand gold coins. Not a small sum at all. But also if he takes it, knowing it is fully against the law to, because as the Host of this gathering, he is fully responsible to see to the needs of his guests. If a guest pays anything, then it will be deemed an insult to the person paying. Fines will be levied and such. So by me placing one of the most valuable coins on the counter I have set the ultimate greed trap. If he takes it, he is in trouble. If someone walks up and snatches it, more trouble for him.

But as greedy as he was, he was shrewd.

"Oi, put that away, you are a guest here."

"Sorry, I am new to these things."

The room in the middle of their debauchery the small gathering laughed.

The bottle and nice mugs were set on the counter, on a tray, by the serving girl. I nodded my thanks as the baron fumed while directing traffic.

I left the room, as I really wanted to figure some things out. Lianna followed me, as her mother, who was almost plastered was being spit roasted by her husband and a minor noble. She had a cock in each hand, enjoying the sprays of hot cum on her face and back.

Up the stairs, there was a maid outside of my room. She looked at me and Lianna and blushed. I wanted to dismiss the idea in her head, but honestly, I was hoping it would get to that point.

Lianna was a pretty girl, nineteen summers old, and had that adorable style of face that made you want to cuddle her and protect her. She was so innocent and pure, it was almost like it was fate to take her away, far away from this sickening cesspool of human filth and greed. I guided her into my room, and onto the balcony. We sat, drinking the cider and talked about nothing absolutely important. I let her tell me about her life as I listened and drank.

The bottle empty and I yawned.

"It's getting chilly out here, care to join me for a bath?"

"O..okay...if..if...it's..okay....tha...that it's...me...and...not...someone....pr...pre..prettier."

Her speech impediment held no sway over my feelings at that moment. She was hurting deeply inside to the point that she saw no value in herself. I could not stand it. Sure she wasn't the epitome of beauty, but she was kind and gentle, and pretty. She tried to pull away from me, when I moved in for a kiss. I kissed her deeply. I wanted to forever protect her from the cruelty of this damned world.

I broke the kiss, leaving her in shock and awe. She lightly touched her lips and proceeded to collapse, but she managed to save herself against a pillar. I helped her get to the bath, and I was the first to disrobe, while she waited until I was clean, and after bathing herself she joined me for a soak in the hot mineral spring water.

She tried to scoot away, but I was not having any of it. I pulled her into my side, under my arm where she fit like a glove. I kissed her again, and she was less hesitant. In fact she pulled me into her own deep kiss. I pulled her into my lap and we sat in the hot water kissing and feeling each others bodies with light touches. I could almost feel the happiness well up inside her, as she was starting to learn that I was not lying, nor would I ever leave her to feel like I was using her and would toss her aside.

We kissed until we were both panting and out of breath. I looked into her eyes. I wanted to see how far she was willing to go, but she beat me to the punch.

"D...don't....say....an..an..anything...I....h...h...have....d.d.dreamed...o..of.....this....moment.."

I nodded and she began to stroke my cock, slowly but firmly. She was learning every inch of it, making up her mind if she wants it or not. I let her. But while she was having her fun, I started to play with her tits. While not huge, they were a little more than handfuls, which was nice to play with. But the best toy rested below her tummy, and my free hand wanted to touch her sex too. I started to lightly touch and rub around her mound as she felt my cock pulse within her grip, and she giggled that it felt alive. She hissed as my digital stimulation was opening her up, and she adjusted her body to let me have more access. She moaned as my finger found her clitoris, and instead of instantly playing with it, I rubbed around it, feeling her parts quiver. Her grip tightened, and her hand stopped moving as I found her hole, and rubbed her whole slit, going further, I started tapping her rosebud, which made her become frantic to kiss me, as I was showing her pussy the proper love it needs before it takes my cock. I kissed her back as she forcefully kept kissing me as I finger assaulted her secret garden. She could not take it anymore as her body jerked and twitched as she was riding the waves of a powerful orgasm.

But as she returned to her senses, She still had a grip on my cock, and shakily rose. She stood over me as I sat there, cock pointing up.

"Do...don't....m...ove...Mother....g..g..gave...me.....a.a.a.a. book...onnn...th..this."

She said as she began to squat over my cock, her lower lips just touching it. I helped her a bit, moving my cock head so that it would go in easily. She started coming down and my head was becoming fuzzy from the silky smooth feeling of her inner walls clamping down as my cock travels to the promised land. Once she was full of my cock, she started to raise and slam herself on my cock. She was going at it with a reckless abandon. She was going wild in my lap, and I tried to adjust to make it better for the both of us, but she was not having it. She found her sweet spot and was working her hips and ass to the max to get another delicious orgasm. I gave up trying to control the pace and let her have hers. My balls tightened. I tried to tell her that I was about to cum.

"D..do...i.i.it..in...insi...inside...me."

A few moments later, I obliged as I filled her with my seed. She collapsed on top of me, twitching and fully spent. I slowly rose, holding her in my arms as I rose to my feet. I scanned the room, and drew the hanging curtain to obscure the bed. The maid came in, tidied up and left. The magic stone lights dimmed and I held her close to me. However the night was still young for those out to murder me.
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  I woken up silently. The dawn was minutes away and the darkness was still heavy. I had already subdued two more assassins in maids clothing. The Baron spared no expense in trying to off me. But Lianna and I had an idea. I stored the would be killers in the cube and made the bed up as if we were still in it. I had stolen the maids clothes for the both of us. We quickly dressed and started working in the room. We were just going through the motions as another maid came in. She had the Crimson Viper on her neck, marking her as a high rank assassin. She looked in the curtains around the bed and seen two bodies pin-cushioned by crossbow bolts.

"Passable. Will report to master."

The woman quietly hissed to us and left as fast as she came.

The morning came and found us in Liannes room, having sex, of course. We were too amped to sleep after the many attempts on our lives. I peeked out into the hall to see a jubilant bandaged son of the Baron happily being pushed to breakfast. Once the hall was empty I silently tip toed to my room to retrieve our clothes. The room was ransacked of course, as they needed my ring and fingerprint. But they could not touch the "bodies" until the Royal Examiner arrived to take them away. All of my possessions were in fact still in the room, but no one thought to check the most common of items, the signal crystal.

It was comedic how one little item could do so much, almost like the smartphones of my old world. This thing can record, send messages and has a built in storage space. It cant hold a whole lot, but I did not bring much more than what I thought I needed. I sent a message out to the Silk Shadow member who is my contact for this mission. The message returned.

"Go eat breakfast you horny fool."

The Silk Shadows are the Kingdoms most elite spies and assassins. It is rumored that they are so many in number, you could be flirting with one on the street and never know it until it was too late. The first half of the message was legit, with a hidden meaning. The Horny Fool part was the cypher, one that our family has used for ages. No one has broken it yet. It took me a minute to figure it out, and the message was:

"Go eat Breakfast. Agent will make contact. King is sending backup. Hard to kill a group."

The message meant that there was another Monster Wave coming. The king was sending me some support.

I replied my thanks.


At breakfast in the smaller dining room, the Baron was beside himself with both grief and mirth.

"Alas, the poor son of that Duke, and my dearest daughter, dead by those accursed monsters invading our fair and just lands."

He made a show of the tragedy, but before he could finish his show for his family, I sauntered in like a braggart.

"Fine morning, Dear Baron. The bed and bath were resplendent. The silks so comfortable and beautiful. It was truly fit for a king, or the next one."

Oh boy did I twist that knife. I was now next in line if the King produced no heirs soon. It was not official until the ceremony in two moons. Not that it was a big secret, out of his nephews I showed the most promise though I never let it go to my head. But right now I just wanted to live my life as free as I can, until they fit whatever yoke they have to on me. And since the Baron's son was second child, no matter what happened to his oldest sister, he would never be close in line for the throne, unless I died. but I also had no plans on dying again.

Me and Lianna sat down and made small talk and light flirts to each other as we waited for breakfast. I knew it would not be poisoned as they thought I was dead right up until I entered the room. I had packed my belongings, as according to the official plan, I was not staying in the Baron's house longer than a night. My next bed was a state secret, made after I sent word of the many attempts on my life in the past night.

Me and Lianna ate our meal with smiles, as she too cleaned her room out into an upgraded bracelet of holding. I was technically kidnapping her, but I highly doubted anyone assembled here other than me gave a damn. So I decided to chum the waters here a bit, and see what fish I could catch.

"So, reports to the king say that your taxman did not arrive to the designated hand off spot for the Kings treasury agent?"

"Yes, his body was never found, but a mile outside of the last hamlet he visited, there was blood everywhere."

"Was the gold recovered?"

"No."

That was the part that made the least sense. Monsters rarely carried money. And those they did, usually they were not violent ones, and would trade. But on the other hand there were a few who did use money to entice or entrap hero's or soldiers.

"How much was taken?"

"Three platinum worth."

"That is quite a large sum, for a territory constantly under attack."

"Yes it is, it was the taxes and tribute as an apology."

I just nodded and finished my breakfast. Lianna was already finished, and the maid poured everyone a coffee like substance, and when she poured my mug, she dropped a jewel in my hand. I looked at her face and forced myself not to react.

It was the Silk Shadow woman who trained me to survive attempts on my life. All nobles and royals went through the training when they are young. She blinked at me as she set the cream and sugar on the table. I palmed the jewel and added the provided condiments to my drink and sipped it.

Once finished, I hefted my bag, mostly books and tools. Lianna had on a traveling outfit. Once I felt we were far enough away from the manor, I checked the jewel, which vanished, and on the seat next to me was a stack of books and papers. A note on top of the stack read that this was all of the true financial reports of the Barony at the time the monster attacks had started. It was ordered to be burned, but it was smuggled into hiding.

I read through it all, and some clues were fitting together.

Our first stop was a small town close to the territorial wall. It was supposedly the cash cow of the barony, due to the mining of rare minerals. I held my hand for Lianna to exit the carriage in front of a nice inn with a decent tavern. I picked up the key to the room as the nice lady apologized that the room had one large bed. I dismissed it and we went to the room.

Inside was nicer than expected. I was going to spend a week here, as I noticed packs piled up in the corner. But I shrugged as it could have been over prep by his overprotective parents. I set up the tools I would need, and then unpacked my armor.

The armor was a steel mixed metal armor, not too heavy, but highly protective. But Lianna needed gear, as she barely passed her final, by accident as her opponent underestimated the magic of a klutz. I was not planning on taking her into the mines, but leaving her here felt risky.

It was lunchtime and after some mid morning lovemaking, we entered the tavern to a lively conversation.

"So I was about to die to the Profane Beast. My superior armor was like paper to this things attacks. Then this punk kid, son of the Duke charges in, like a total idiot, and started glowing like a damned crystal, and then he was gone. This big cocked bastard charges into the mists and with one swing of that massive sword, the mist was blown away. No boy should have his kind of power. But I thank the gods that he was there. Though foolish as he was, he did save our lives. Got himself knocked around a fair bit, but in the end, he won..."

There was a table of women, and a small lunch crowd surrounding them drinking and listening to the story.

I cautiously approached the bar, and ordered two mugs of ale and whatever was for lunch.

"OH! There he is, himself, the savior of the kingdom, Lord Big Cock Callios!"

The very large ogre woman shouted, pointing at the table I and Lianna shared.

I dropped my spoon into my stew.

Before me, with the crowd, the last four women I expected to be here was standing before me, dressed in adventuring clothes, while Halse had her hands on two smaller ladies shoulders. One was in full plate armor adorned with the symbol of the Holy Light church. She was a Paladin named Esther St. Clover, and beside her, standing next to Snarl, who was in his own gear, A girl who looked wholly uncomfortable in her ranger's leather skirt.

"Snarl!, Ladies!"

They all smiled as the crowd grew bored with it.

"Snarl, where is Jasp?"

I asked, since those two seemed thick as thieves.

"Here I am!"

The uncomfortable girl was Jasp?

"I thought you were a...."

"No. My parents forced me to dress as a boy so I could get the full fighting training. Turns out I had the aptitude for ranger. But sorry for hiding it from you."

"It's quite alright."

We spent some time talking things over. Apparently the king allowed the Ayla the mage, Sherra the ranger and Helse the warrior, along with Stefa the maid along with Snarl the thief and Jaspa the Tracker (low level ranger.) to join his party, the Brotherhood of the Skirt. With lianna joining too, the name was changed to (future)Wives of Callios. There was no objections.

After lunch, I really wanted to check the ore shipments and the mines, but Lianna was woefully under equipped. So the ladies took the girl to the blacksmith to gear her up. Me and Snarl decided to do some scouting of our own, and would meet them at the loading area in front of the mines.

The sound of the magical horn from the mines, signaled the end of the lunch break. We decided to investigate the money flow from this place. The mayor gladly allowed us to look at the records. Nothing seemed to stand out too much, everything from here was getting to the smiths and warehouses in the Kingdom just fine. So why were the monsters not attacking the shipments?

I had a bad feeling...





Near the mines...

"So the Baron wants us to trigger a monster rush here to wipe the son of the Duke out."

"Yeah, gotta make it look natural."

Both men laughed, and cut the rope holding a large blood red ruby above a hole in the rocks. The stone fell, lighting the way down, but did not hit the bottom. A massive pair of eyes looked up. The two men, frightened, did not avoid dodging the rocks under them crumbling, as they fell to their dooms.

No one would know what started this. But this will become a major catastrophe.
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Panic at the Discotheque Mines.....



  Monsters. They are many and spread out far and wide. Each with its own motivations. The mines however are home to the strangest working ecosystem known. Normally Goblins, Orcs and Ogres and such tend to stay clear of Humans and Dwarfs settlements. Ages old conflicts had broken both sides spirits. But The King had decided that change was needed. So he gathered humans, and Dwarves, Goblins, Orcs and Ogres together.

The kingdom was freshly established, the king of that time needed to defend it so a deal was struck. If everyone who did not want to fight in a war, or to defend, could work together to help supply those that do. This deal lasted longer than most treaties between countries. The King set his youngest brother up to run it for the Kingdom, and the first Baron did wonderfully, despite the early mistakes and such. Over the years it has almost become its own kingdom, stopping short of open rebellion to become independent. So the Barony became a go to between the Mines and the rest of the kingdom. The Baron had no real sway there, as the Mines taxes were paid with their sweat and blood.

But there was a deep dark secret in the depths, one that everyone hoped was just myth and legend. During the Great Purging War, thousands of years ago, All the races had come together to stop an ancient and evil god from ruining the world, and enslaving it for its dark ends. But buried somewhere near the mines was the remnants of the Dark Apostle, a horrific chimera of living, undead flesh from dragons and other huge monsters and metal. This unholy abomination was taken down at a great loss to the warriors. But no one then knew of how twisted it really was nor what it was really made for....



"And that is why I think it best to see if there is a corrupting influence causing the monster attacks, or if possible the Baron is into something not entirely good for the kingdom. "

I explained to Snarl as we woofed down a couple of meat pie's from the shop ran by a friendly classmate of ours. She was a Wolf-kin, not fully Were, nor Wolf, but second to bottom tier of Beast type Demi humans. She had human features, and an almost fully human face, but her teeth were wolves and her ears were fluffy and kind of cute. Her tail was free, as at school she used to bind it comfortably as it would be a distraction.

Her family's shop was closer to the mines,  as her father was foreman of Level 7, and her mother ran the shop to help bolster the Mine's economy. A group of goblin wives entered the shop to eat and make their daily small talk with the owner as her daughter followed the pair, delivering a load of pies to the loading dock crew, since they took their lunches in between shipments. But a rumbling from the ground stopped us. Just then a huge magical alarm sounded, stopping everyone in town in their tracks. Not a sound was made, as everyone was waiting for the following all clear alarm. Alarms were no huge deal as something would always go wrong. Last week a long hidden den of wyverns who were in their stasis period were found and accidentally awakened by gnome explosives. So when the all clear alarm did not sound, a heavy and nervous anticipation swept over the Mines population.

What seemed like forever, a deep, very deep sound like almost the wordless voice of god filled the air. The sound wave of the sound shook trees and rocks, and everyone to the core. I sounded three more times before emergency signals from the other mountains in the range flared to life. Another warning alarm, this time it was a call to arms, to defend their homes, and a call to fortify.

In the entire operations control room.


Everyone was in a panic. Seeing stones showed an ancient brick wall, thought to hold back an underground lake was breaking. But water was not pouring out. The Heads of the mines opened their safes, their "In case of Emergency" safes, each to remove a single cog. As the scenes showed a dark and very disturbing army was flooding the mines. The defenders of the mines had precious few moments to evacuate everyone to the danger bunkers before this truly horrible abomination filled nightmare reached the outside. The golden cogs were all put in their place, and now it was the defenders turn to keep everyone safe. The control room started to route the army of the damned by sealing off passages, moving entire passages and transforming the inner mines into a very difficult to siege fortress. Outside the mountain, the town was also transforming as giant steel walls were rising, creating alleys for the defenders to funnel the invaders from below through. The second reason for the walls was also to keep the residents who could not fight safe as they evacuated to emergency bunkers of their own.

An emergency flare that could be seen through the entire kingdom flared. A few seconds later a blue flare from the capital lit up the early afternoon sky, signalling the full Military might was about to come down to the mines. Me and Snarl decided to help everyone who was infirm or young get to safety. Sounds of heavy stones sliding filled the air as all entrances and exits from the mountains were sealed, save for the massive doors of the Main entrance, which was left open to let out the invaders. But nothing was coming out. The view crystals showed that the army of darkness was moving slowly, now forced into the magma chamber to exit. Crossbowmen of all races were raining death upon them, but how do you kill something that is already dead? Their bolts doing nothing more than knocking a few to another death in the molten lake below. Mages were throwing fireballs that did have some effect, but there were just too many coming to stop them.

I regrouped with the entire party as we joined the defenders of the town in their heavy armor.

The wait for action was painful.

Finally, the army got the hint, and moved away from trying to kill every living creature in the cave, as orders were coming from somewhere outside. The slow moving army filed out, as the hall with the ancient wall was permanently sealed. But even if the monsters could not get into the mines, they started coming out of a widening hole on a hill to the south east of the mines, near the walls of the Barony. The Baron scoffed pridefully. But as the Barony was closed off, something happened that would mark the worst of the tragedies of this day.

The magical shield that was used to protect each individual territory.

Each territory had one. In times of emergency the villages and hamlets would be emptied and brought inside the walls for protection. But the blue signal from the kingdom's capital meant that it was moving out its entire military. So once everyone was inside the safety of the walls of the Barony, the shield was supposed to go up.

It lasted only 5 seconds.

It went up, everyone cheered, and then it shattered. But there would be barely anyone left to weep after this.

The being that destroyed the shield had no thought of its own. It was an unholy construct that was made just for this.

Having learned only a few tidbits of valuable information from the two men it consumed after falling into its mouth, the Dark Apostle now knew enough to become a major threat to the kingdom.

This was its true purpose. Even if only it's head survived, it could almost endlessly create an army from the nearly endless number of things it consumed in the past. It was limited to how many creatures it consumed, but still, the numbers it did consume in the past was well over ten thousand.

Now was a battle of what would fall first, the walls of the barony or the invaders.

But while this battle was starting...


In the Military's central complex...

The sages were now made aware of the threat to the kingdom. There was a reason why any information on the Purging war was top secret. A prophecy spoke of the return of the Dark God, once a child became a man, whose spirit was from this world. That man will lead a war against the Dark God to end the evil deity once and for all. But in order for this man to do so, everyone needed to know how to deal with this threat, and so after unsealing the forbidden book, the military was now armed to the teeth with weapons and gear to deal with this threat....

The entire army was moved to positions around the mines and mountains. The King and the Duke were leading the charge.

But the man in question...

----

I was up front with my party. My mage under my arm, and she was ready to go. I gave her the option to be tied to my back, but she chose to be under my arm. That was not going to last, as I would need both hands to fight. Halse was wearing new armor, and I gave Ayla to her, to ride the other shoulder not occupied by Sherra. The rag tag army of defenders were bolstered by large stone and steel golems, once laborers, now outfitted to fight. We had gotten word from the mine controls that we needed to hold out until a full regiment specialized to deal with this would arrive.

Behind us. smoke was rising from the Barony's city. It seemed like money was not the best defense.

"HERE THEY COME!"

an armored dwarf yelled beside me, and the battle begun.....

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Fighting the Dying Light...


Nothing from my previous life could have remotely prepared me for this. I was back to back with the dwarf, as he or she was chopping the legs out from under the monsters who had been pressing us back slowly. So slow, you would think that they were not taking this seriously. But as I dropped one horror, three more would come at me. The line of heavily armored ogres, acting like a shield wall was holding tight, despite the wicked wounds they were getting. Despite being shredded, they did not move a single inch, instead opting to use their naturally high regenerative powers to stand still like mini mountains. Often a monster would be thrown into the molten slag cauldrons, and into the ore crushers. I was pretty banged up, a wicked arrow was embedded in my armor, as the magics of the armor worked overtime to prevent the arrow from piercing my shoulder.

Just as things turned from very bad to the utmost very worst, as bigger monsters were killing their own guys to get to us, the ground rumbled again.

Oh this day was just getting better and better.

Hauler beasts.

Much bigger, much more stronger, and a whole lot less friendly versions of Rhino's found on earth. Taller than even elephants, their only job in the mines was to pull out Lodestone when found. However these beasts, with rhino and bull horns, were armored, and being ridden by gnomes. Gnomes who no one would ever, and I mean ever trust with anything destructive, were charging into the fray, launching all manners of things their overly hyper brains could come up with. The beasts, were just fine with this arrangement, as it allowed them to vent so much pent up rage. The first wave slammed into the unholy behemoths that were working their way out of the mines. The first charge knocked them over, blocking more enemies from exiting. But just when they seemed stuck, something heavy was cut free, and the ropes on the beasts pulled them to safety as a blast of black molten death was fired from inside the mine.

The beasts joined the second wave in pushing any stragglers through the walled streets to outside of town, where they can be whittled down. I narrowly avoided being smashed flat, as goblins were dropping bottles of strange fire on the crowds of enemies. The goblins and gnomes had flying machines, which were mostly employed as recon during emergencies, like rock slides. Goblins were even used as weapons, as the brightest and best of their kind came up with the idea to put mining explosives on their backs, and fling them into the hordes of monsters via improvised catapults and trebuchets. Would they die? Seems highly unlikely, since they were basically the classic French breaching and sapping tool. A heavy metal of unknown origin covering explosives. It made the goblins almost look like turtles.

As the big boom rain fell, the goblins survived by staying under the shell after their bombs blew up, tripping the onslaught. A giant that was throwing goblins on explosive laden huge spears, found himself out of ammo. So the gnomes fitted him quickly with a new toy.

"Use the crap iron and copper! Fill it full!"

The gnomes filled a massive cauldron with trash metals, as a magic fire stone was being pushed to critical to heat the cauldron. Giants, of course, are fire proof. They relax in the magma pools on their days off. So this giant was carrying a tank on its back, full of molten metal, and that was connected to a hastily assembled launching device. The giant was pointed to the enemies, and the gnomes operated the gun. Walking molten death followed in his wake.

The dwarves not wanting to be outdone, was operating the heavy mining machines, which reminded me of mechas.

AND ALL OF THIS BULLSHIT

was going on, I was getting hit more from friendly fire than from the enemies.

BUT we did manage to break their assault line, making it easier for everyone to fight.

A large hand pulled me out of the way as a stream of molten death splashed the enemies that had me backing up. The dwarf laughed as the burning metal did not even bother it. It went into a frenzy as I lost sight of it as it leapt into the thick of the battle.

A dazzling blue light.

I knew it well.

Just as my break ended, as a group of enemies broke off to attack me who was now trying to help protect the rescue squads to move the wounded and dead, A massive sword materialized out of thin air and beheaded a gorilla sized monster that was trying to flank me. Behind me whip cracks filled the air as an armored woman danced through the enemies, leaving a trail of torn apart bodies in her wake.

I started to look for something to actually kill me.

My parents, following the king were now on the battlefield.

Armored women were following my mom, who turned the battle into some twisted bdsm burlesque show as she and her warriors cut the enemy down as if they were no more than blades of grass. My dad and the King decided to play "Who could kill more," even as the elite bodyguards tried to stop them. Behind them, red in the face was The Queen, and Princess, armored, but casting spells like living machine guns, as a legion of soldiers materialized behind them, with golems of their own.

The princess gave me a small wave as I finished helping my party secure the makeshift infirmary.

I waved back as my party rejoined the fight.

Something was off.

Way off.

I protected a wagon full of injured, but a red flash of light hit a dead monster, and it vanished.

I traced the line of the beams trajectory, and it came from the mine. What fired it was slowly making its way outside.

It was a putrid horror.

A severed head, with a huge red gem embedded in its forehead.

It was being carried on a makeshift platform by a small army of giant abominations.

It was firing its eye beams, while its mouth was spitting up more monsters.

It was the boss.

I wanted to kill it.

My parents, and the king wanted to kill it.

I rushed in with my party to fight when...


My dad had sent us away.

He literally ejected us from this battle.

And where did he send us?

Into another fucking battle.

This time we were facing the ruined walls of the capital of the Barony.

Soldiers were no longer trying to defend, but at least attempt to protect the fleeing citizens, and even that was failing.

I found an empty wagon, still hitched to a horse that was slightly less than calm. Its owner was dead, killed while trying to save his stuff than himself or family. I managed to calm it down enough for it to carry us to fight where needed. But most of the street battles were being mopped up by the military as they are teleported in. But the major part of the battle was highlighted by explosions on the hill that the Baron's manor is on.

We only had small fights on our way to the manor, but as we drew closer, there ahead of us was a one sided slaughter. Mages who were paid to protect the manor were finding that their magic was not working right, if at all. The shield over the manor was cracking, and would not hold long.

Despite the speed of the wagon, we could only watch as the shield finally gave way.

As we arrived, it was certain that this was no longer a rescue operation, but a clean up mission.

We killed our way right through the manor, where the heavy oaken door was all that was separating the Baron and his family from certain death.

The hallway was thick and full of enemies, fighting our way through was not getting us anywhere.

Despite all that he had done, I had a duty to rescue him. But this is not a fair world.

We watched the oak door give way, and despite our best efforts, we failed. The Baron died, by beheading. The monsters tore through his family he placed in their path, and in his panic, he did not see the monster with a half moon axe swing it to meet his neck.

We powered our way through, killing the remaining monster, going for the Baron's killer.

A blinding light from the direction of the mines.

The world grew still as the monsters fell, completely devoid of life, and starting to evaporate.

Outside the manor, the rescue squad had set up a feeding camp, and a place to treat the injured and identify the dead.

We were offered food, which we gratefully accepted.

Despite having watcher her mother and father be killed, Lianna was calm and collected. Almost cheerful, or a dampened version.

I started to heal the party, as everyone was wounded to some extent.

The night fell, finding us sleeping in the Inn, sharing the largest room they had. I was too wound up to sleep and I sat cleaning my armor.

Things had taken a bad turn south and I had not a clue as how to proceed from this.....

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My party was spent, snoring happily after getting their aggression out in the battle. I, was far from tired, but I also knew once the adrenaline wore off, I would be out like a light. So I walked down to the tavern below, hoping they stocked something to drink that would help speed up the process. The best they had at the moment was a type of whiskey called "Fairies Piss." I never had it before, and by the looks of the others in the bar, I doubted anyone would drink it, while they all were pounding the rough brews from the mines. I ordered a glass of it, when a feminine hand stopped the barkeep from pouring.

I did not even need to look up to know whose hand it was, as it was the one who both hugged me and slapped the shit out of me when I needed. I now knew why everyone was subdued right after a battle. In the barroom was the King, Queen, and of course their daughter the first princess. My mom and dad were at the bar besides me. I never even noticed them coming in. I was worried about the royal families safety, but given the fact that the King himself buying the next rounds for the room, I doubted anyone would find any fault with him enough to kill him.

"Son, that isn't a good drink for you."

"Mom...."

I objected. But then my mom did something out of character.

"Keep, I know you stock the good stuff, bring my boy something harder, like Mule's kick or at least make him "a Fuck in the Forest."

The room grew silent at that. My inexperience started to show as even the dwarf I fought beside, the scars from the molten metal blast fading tried to warn her about the strength of the drinks.

The barkeep looked at me woefully. He had taken my glass, and pulled out six unlabeled bottles and he skillfully prepared the drink, as the barmaid cast a low level ice spell to cool the drink that was steaming as he prepared it. Once it was ready, my father and the king, kicking back challenged the bar to a bet.

"I bet my nephew goes down after the first sip."

"Brother, he is my son, I bet he can at least take half the glass."

This riled up the bar as men were throwing coins onto an empty table, guarded by the floor barmaid. Once a bet was cast, it was against the rules to take it back. My mom smiled the smile of a mother whose hard headed kid was going to learn from his mistake.

But I wasn't some sheltered palace dweller. I drank before, and even was drunk.

Lianna, who wanted to use the privet, was caught in my parent's game.

"Any woman want to bless this drink for my son? A simple kiss on the glass will do."

The princess got up boldly, who was sipping wine, kissed my glass. Not to be outdone, Lianna, who forgotten her mission, too also kissed the glass. Many of the young women in the room did so. and once the glass was blessed it was handed to me, who was forced to stand in the middle of the room. The games in the corners stopped to watch the foolish son of the duke make a complete ass of himself.

The history of the "Fuck in the Forest."

You can fuck anywhere, that's the nature of beings that breed through fucking. BUT in the forest is the last place you want to fuck, as danger is all around, and its not the best time or place to fuck. But oddly its the best fuck, as you know monsters are watching you fuck, hesitant to interrupt as they too like to fuck and not be disturbed while doing so. So the meaning of the drink is to be so hard up and horny that you and your lover cant wait for a comfy bed and sheets to fuck. It is potentially the strongest drink in this world.

I brought the glass to my lips, smelling the blend of liquors, smelling both sweet, floral and also strong.

The first sip burned sweetly, like a lover grabbing and leading me by my junk, my legs started to numb. The second sip made my chest tight, like my clothes were being removed. I decided to go for gusto and finished the glass off. I stumbled a little. But, I sat the empty glass on the bar.

"One more."

The room was excited, then when they heard me order another, they started to get reserved, as if I was going too far. Even the dwarf, was trying to talk me out of it. The bag of money was handed to me, as I polished off the glass, so I won the bet.

"Barkeep, keep them wet!"

I said as I placed the money bag on the bar. He took it and called the other barmaids, who were doing kitchen duties, came out to serve the crowd. I pounded the next drink and then things got weird and blurry. All I remember was the look on mother's face, as life was about to teach me a lesson she couldn't as she nursed her ale.

The Next Morning.

My head felt like it was used as an anvil all night. I tried to get up, but oddly I could not move. My arms were stiff, but still would not move as I wanted them to. I opened my eyes to see a chicken like creature roosting on the blanket next to me. I was bound to the walls of the stable behind the tavern. I was naked, and not cold. The reason? I was in a pile of women, whom half of them I knew. The princess was straddling my chest, asleep in the buff, while Lianna still had me buried to the hilt inside her. Heavy footsteps sounded, and my father, who was not pissed off, but laughing jovially walked past the pile of fucked out women to untie me.

"Boy, you partied harder than I did at your age. Me and the King were ones to tear a town up, but you. You are the pride of my loins, my boy."

He said as he undid the ropes from my arms and legs, and even the collar from my neck. He set down beside me a fresh set of clothes.

"Your mother sends her regards."

Much to my chagrin I was thankful that she had a little doting left in her. I dared not think of the walk of shame through the tavern back to my room.

"King wants an official audience in one half hour."

"Yes sir."

I carefully extracted myself from the pile and covered them with a nearby blanket. It would be a legend for ages after the epic search for everyone's clothes in the stable. I donned my britches and stepped out into the early morning sun. I walked to the apothecary, dropped a silver on a bar of what passes for soap in this world. I smelled it, and it smelled of flowers and a hint of sulfur. Not exactly the best for your skin, but still a passable alternative to showing up to see the king smelling of drink and sex. Especially sex with his daughter, and no, she is not blood related to me. The first prince is blood related to me, but at his age, he is still too young to take the throne. The first princess was actually adopted, a girl found by my father and mother, when they were in the King's party before he was forced to take the throne. Newly married, but unable to bear children yet, the King and Queen adopted the girl, who was the sole survivor of a monster attack in their village. As an infant she was given the life of luxury, and doted on.

BUT.

That still did not excuse me from shaking her tree. So I paid my five coppers, despite the bathhouse attendant telling me it was free cause of the work I did to help defend the town. I stripped down and joined the other men in our morning cleansing. The soap stung, the price I had to pay for the high level of debauchery I attained last night. I returned to the Inn, and went for my things. Turns out I did infact pack my dress uniform, the one of my station. The King was waiting for me, so I wasted no more time, dropping a note at the apothecary for how to make Lye. At least then the soaps will not be as harsh.

I was on time, as I entered the mansion, which really was the only place to house the King and his family, along with mine. There seems to have been some misunderstanding as to why I was not housing with my folks. I prefer to stand on my own two feet, unbound by tradition and station. But still, despite my freedom loving mentality, I had duties I was bound to.

"Callios, I wish to hear your report....."

The room fell silent, as it took the better part of the night for the entire court to arrive, as the king refused to return to the capital until he was dead sure that there was no longer a threat. In front of the throne, was the red gem from the monster head's forehead.

This was not good.....



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The king looked displeased. Well I say displeased, but it was mostly amused annoyance. He partied hard last night too, with my family and his wife. I mean the money flowed alongside the drink, and after I did the dumb things, everyone's tension was removed.

But now, he too was nursing a headache, as a court healer was trying and failing to remove the headache.

"Sire, might I have a glass of water?"

I asked, kneeling with respect at the foot of the throne. A servant who survived the massacre brought a tray with two glasses and a water pitcher. Nothing was off about it, and I removed a small pouch from my sidebag. I took a large pinch of the bitter powder on my tongue, and then downed the glass of water. While in school, I learned a bit of medicine making and alchemy. Fortunately, there were willow trees in this world, and I soon made my own pain relief powder.

"What have you there?"

"Sire, this is a powder for the pains of the head and body."

I held out my hand with the small pouch in it, and the king stopped the two blades from removing my arm with a gesture.

"If my nephew wished me dead, he would be open about it."

I refuted the assumption that this was deadly.

I poured a small pile on the tray, and the mage in charge of checking things for anything deadly cast her spell. The findings was that it was not toxic, but beneficial in the right doses. The King taken the pouch and poured the same amount I had taken into his mouth, and washed it down with water.

After a few minutes the powder was kicking in, and we could talk without wincing.

I gave my report, in full and earnest, despite that there was nothing to be done about the Baron now.

More evidence was uncovered that said that the Baron was also kidnapping people from the small villages and hamlets around the Barony. It proved to be sickening the level of corruption in the Barony.

However, a report from the border says that there are thousands of refugees attempting to cross, displaced from a small kingdom that was recently wiped out mysteriously.

Of course my party was dispatched to investigate.



Two weeks of hard travel through the mountains later......


We stopped. The mountain range was giving way to some wet plains. The contingent of the imperial army following us under the guise of assisting with relief efforts, but in reality....

The large carriage convoy was given to us, as a gift from the fast and hard working dwarves, gnomes, and halflings. They basically made a magical set of RV's that had magics applied to make them light and sturdy, and could traverse terrain that most carriage would break in. Each one comfortably held four people, and the one in the lead I was currently napping in, with Lianna on one side of the hammock, and the mysterious new adventurer Shayla on the other side.

Truth be told, the first princess wanted to see more of the world, as she felt cloistered. The king shat many bricks over this. So she was allowed to accompany us until the border, and only to the border, with the understanding that it was to be a secret that he allowed her to go, and that she was a Princess.

The king wanted her to feel some independence, so he made it a big deal to refuse her request. Every hidden eye in the service of the kingdom was on her, so if she even got pricked by a thorn, the entire nation would know about it.

I personally think after fucking her, she just wanted more. Not to be full of myself, but it seems like anyone I put my dick to, seems to want to follow me around. The coachman, Snarl, shouted to me that the military following us wants to make camp here, to prepare to help the refugees to the shelter village in the valley behind us, being built to house them.

"Boss, what do we do now?"

"We let the horses rest here, and stretch our legs."

The other wagons were unhitching their horses, taking them to the grassy pasture below. It was nicely fenced off, as one of the mountains above housed a back entrance to the mines, and this was the horse parking lot.

The girls were up and out before me, changing their clothes and gearing up. I wanted to wear just my britches, as this side of the mountains were a bit warm.

I walked further up the footpath, and looked out towards our destination and frozen in place.

At the border there was a battle as refugees were scattering to hide. Large monsters were pressing an attack on the border defenses, and it looked really bad, as the capital of the small kingdom could be seen from my perch. The once beautiful ivory city was now covered in a Misery Gate.

Misery Gates

A gate to nightmares that forms when mana and heavy emotions explode from over saturation. The entire capital was now warped and twisted with a metal hydra that lorded over the ruined new labyrinth. Basically the entire capital was instantly replaced with a sickly twisted version as an overlay. They are simple to remedy, just defeat the guardian and it all returns to normal.

BUT

It does not fix the loss of life that happened during the overlay. So the survivors/ refugees are all that's left of the capital. Large monsters are leaking out from the capital, wrecking havoc on the quiet country side.

I reach into the back storage of the wagon, and pulled out the horn like artifact. Created to rally troops, it was given to me by the head general to use with the force that is following us.

"LADIES, GENTLEMEN OF THE BRIDES OF CALLIOS, IT'S TIME TO GO TO WORK."

I shouted as I rushed back to my people. I blew the horn and the soldiers following us lined up in formation almost instantly.

"The border is besieged by two large monsters attacking the refugees. I am leaving two squads here to do the job we came to do, the rest of us are charging into battle. Let's Go!"

I gave a motivational speech.



And twenty minutes later, the first to engage was the mounted knights in our group. They provided the needed distraction to give the time for the border forces to regroup, and for the rest of us to arrive.

Fireballs and large scale ice shards filled the sky, as chained lightning carved divots into the ground. The mages who had cast speed magic were at the walls quicker, and were already launching deadly magics over the gate. The portcullis opened to let us front line fighters and archers out.

"LADIES, LETS FILL OUR AFTERNOON DANCING WITH DEATH!"

And thus the battle of the gate began.


That night.....

We were all exhausted, as our wagons finally made it to us, and we set up camp. My face stung. Everyone slapped me silly. I charged into battle with just my britches and a sword. The two large monsters were dispatched quickly, and clean up of their followers took the longest. I should have used protection, I really wished I did, as there was a nasty scar across my chest, that was being healed by a ring on my finger.  Any deeper and I would not be around to tell the tale.

The designated time for "Shayla" to go on her own quest, going the long way back to the capital was now, but of course she did not want to go back. In fact she used her power to demand to go with us, as we made plans to cross the border to deal with the Misery Gate. And she was not taking No for an answer.

And thus is why there is a Maid, Archer, Thief, Warrior and Mage versus a Magical Girl Princess happening before me.

The power balance was one sided. But "Shayla" wanted to prove she could handle herself in dire situations.

I casually ate my ration dinner as the girls fought to teach a stubborn princess a lesson.....

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We arrived at the boundary that divided reality from the interior of the Misery Gate.

No one was entirely fully ready, as the ladies went overboard with their fight last night, keeping themselves from getting any kind of sleep. I slept alone and cold for the first time in a while. Did not feel too great. Once a man gets used to a warm body beside him at night, it's really addictive.

However...

Looking through the gate....

Sent a shock through my core....

Inside the gate was Miss Mary's Mighty Funland.

It was an amusement park built behind the mall I worked under the table at.

Memories rushed into my head of helping out for meals and a warm place to sleep.

The place was not as grandiose as most American amusement parks, this place as sixty acres of fun though. The metal hydra was in fact one of the park's tallest and crown jewel of the park's rides, the Spider's Trap.

You were seated, and the ride lifts you up, free falls while its legs flares out, stops short of the bottom, spins as it rises again, then falls and spins three times before it stops. It is insane, but fun.

Now it is a monster.

Each metal arm has a head, and its main body is also a head. Fortunately it cannot move, but that does not make fighting it any easier.

We passed through the barrier, and the twisted smells of the food, and machine oil were natural to me, but must have been overwhelming to my group. I was highly tempted to go grab a bucket of popcorn and a soda, when I noticed it wasn't even edible, as all the food was covered in what looked like blood and rust.

Everyone was awestruck as we quickly fought our way through the entrance of the park, inhabited by the hell version clones of the parks mascots. Once we passed the main gate, things started to go strange.

Each attraction was a type of deathtrap, the hall of mirrors made deadly clones of those that entered, until a well cast sonic spell shattered the mirrors to dust, the shooting arcade shot at you, until The ogress Helse smashed it to bits.

What made this place difficult was that there was no direct path to the key pin monster in the center. You had to fight your way in circles to reach the center. It was almost as if it was trying to weaken whoever challenged it before killing them in the center.

It was already half way through the day as we rested in the ruins of a children's ride that tried to cut us all in half. The track was damaged to the point that every time the ride would repair itself it would launch itself into the photo booth whose flash disintegrated its target. It became surreal to watch the ride smash the booth, the booth scream, and have to repair itself and every few minutes repeat. It seemed that the tracks could not repair themselves, as a small group of mascots with what looked like tools would meander between the booth and the damaged part of the ride's track, and be taken out by the ride before it slams into the booth.

Everyone did not know how to feel about this.

It was very hard hiding the fact that I knew what this place was to the others, who fortunately were busy trying to not die to notice that I was reliving the kind memories of this place.

But now we stood at dusk, in front of the monster ride. As predicted, it could only travel up and down, making it really hard to fight.

"Give up, and return back to where you belong."

Something soothed in my ear.

"It would be so easy, you could be going to the yearly Christmas party tonight. Driving your new Senna, the cold air stinging your skin, as you drive with a random beauty by your side."

I could not lie, that sounded entirely better than swinging swords and killing things.

A twinkle.

A shard of glass, a sliver stinging me, distorting the fabric of reality.

"Just let it happen. You do not belong here."

I was getting anxious.

The prick of the glass was now hurting.

Something was trying to stop me from breathing. I fought back.

"Quiet, this is how you return to your world."

The impact of the cold hard ground shook the world around me. I gasped for air as the real master of this Misery Gate leapt off my shoulders.

I looked around as my team was fighting the metal monster who was looking really damaged. It could not raise itself up fully anymore, the center track pole was damaged.

I swung my sword, slicing the demon through its belly. A fatal wound, but not enough to stop its movement to escape. I began to chase it as it tried to use the hydra monster to shield it.

A dagger from the archer made it stumble. I leapt and drove my sword through its body. It vanished and the world started to quake.

We had to escape.

We gathered the wounded, leaving no one behind.

Once outside the gate, the space imploded behind us. What remained was the old kingdom, but silent as an air of sadness hung and clung to the place.

We collapsed and soon the review would come up....

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