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on: August 30, 2023, 04:42:34 PM
You all know that I have a “bit” of a Russian fetish. I have been married to two different Russian women, I have three Ukrainian foster children, and I have a lot of friends and family on both sides of the border.

Through the years, many of these relationships have taken on a rather flirtatious sexual overtone. I get a lot of racy text messages, nude photos, etc. But I also get hit up a lot for “financial assistance.”

In the past, I have been happy to throw a little money here or there. Because I felt the benefits received were worth more than the cost of doing business. But as the years have gone by, the benefits of become rather mundane, while the requests for money have increased exponentially in both frequency and amounts.

With my recent diagnoses of epilepsy, the doctors said to avoid “stress and anxiety.“ And it’s very stressful to wake up every morning and see that my inbox is full of grifting. That’s really what it is. If I was fucking them, we would just call it prostitution.

So I’ve decided to give myself a birthday gift. I’ve cleaned out my contacts list, blocked all of my sweet little Russian hotties on social media, and I am going to I enjoy spending my income on myself for a change.

We’ll see how long I last. If you’re forming a pool, Friday and Saturday are already taken. LOL.

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Reply #1 on: August 30, 2023, 06:25:37 PM
I'll.take Sunday. After all you were able to stop drinking for a few days. ;D

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #2 on: August 30, 2023, 10:34:21 PM
Happy birthday Love 💋💋💋

I'm sure you can find something else to occupy your mind. Baking works for me, and I know you love to cook, so get yourself some ingredients and have a some test kitchen nights. :emot_kiss:

You can do it!!!



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Reply #3 on: August 30, 2023, 11:50:12 PM
Avoid Stress and Anxiety.  I was told that recently.  Not always easy.
Gummies working for me.  Hybrid.  Mini doses, not to the point I'm incapable of functioning. 

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Reply #4 on: August 31, 2023, 07:54:16 AM
You all know that I have a “bit” of a Russian fetish. I have been married to two different Russian women, I have three Ukrainian foster children, and I have a lot of friends and family on both sides of the border.

Through the years, many of these relationships have taken on a rather flirtatious sexual overtone. I get a lot of racy text messages, nude photos, etc. But I also get hit up a lot for “financial assistance.”

Thank you for sharing those personal insights.

I used to have relatives and friends in Poland and Ukraine but time has taken its toll and I haven't been back to that part of the world since the mid-Sixties. Grifters will grift, but I also suspect that folks living in Eastern Europe consider all "Westerners" to be rolling in money, and therefore under obligation to share some of their wealth.

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With my recent diagnoses of epilepsy, the doctors said to avoid “stress and anxiety.“ And it’s very stressful to wake up every morning and see that my inbox is full of grifting. That’s really what it is. If I was fucking them, we would just call it prostitution.

Apologies if you've touched on this in previous messages, but did your doctors tell you what triggered the epilepsy? I ask because one of my daughters was diagnosed when she was 18. Never a suggestion of epilepsy before that. We suspected that a bite from a particularly nasty variety of mosquito caused inflammation of the brain, and that caused epilepsy, but the doctors wouldn't be drawn into speculation. It remains a mystery, and she remains on carbamazepine.



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Reply #5 on: August 31, 2023, 02:38:37 PM
Happiest of birthdays to my special guy.  I wish you the best day today.


Now your gift.  Hmmmm...
Oh, I know.   Let me go to my Imgur account real quick.  BRB












Found it. ....

It is from about 6 years old and around 15 pounds ago, and you probably already have a copy in your vault, but...

Edit.  Ugh Posted wrong photo.  Was supposed to be this one. 
« Last Edit: August 31, 2023, 09:44:13 PM by MintJulie »

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Reply #6 on: August 31, 2023, 03:07:47 PM
Well we all get to enjoy Toe's birthday. I still love this photo of you. Besides your beauty it's a professional grade photo. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #7 on: August 31, 2023, 04:13:27 PM
Grifters will grift, but I also suspect that folks living in Eastern Europe consider all "Westerners" to be rolling in money, and therefore under obligation to share some of their wealth.

Undoubtedly. Since the war began, I have been feeding three families. About 18 people all together.

Procreation is a cottage industry because the state gives AFDC to indigents. So have another kid, get a larger check.

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Apologies if you've touched on this in previous messages, but did your doctors tell you what triggered the epilepsy?

I jokingly blame family. My first tonic clonic happened when I hosted Thanksgiving. The second at Christmas. The Third at New Years. If I get overwhelmed by people and activities, it seems to trigger one. I take Keppra twice a day. Seems to help.

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Reply #8 on: August 31, 2023, 04:14:28 PM

Happiest of birthdays to my special guy.  I wish you the best day today.


Now your gift.  Hmmmm...
Oh, I know.   Let me go to my Imgur account real quick.  BRB


Thank you. I love you. ❤️💕😘









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Reply #9 on: August 31, 2023, 10:27:10 PM

Happiest of birthdays to my special guy.  I wish you the best day today.


Now your gift.  Hmmmm...
Oh, I know.   Let me go to my Imgur account real quick.  BRB


Thank you. I love you. ❤️💕😘


I posted the wrong photo earlier , I have since edited it in post above.  I think you have the uncropped photo anyways. 


By the way, did I mention....


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Reply #10 on: August 31, 2023, 11:26:26 PM
I believe I have kept a copy of every image you have ever posted here, or sent in a DM. The same for Shiela and a few others. But I refrain from re-posting them, because I think that’s a breach of your privacy, and your exclusive right to control use (and re-use) of your image. That’s why we had a discussion about the rules back when assbottle started re-posting things.

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