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on: December 20, 2022, 11:35:41 PM
This is obviously a fictional story, but it is also a story involving two consensual, heterosexual adults. How boring, right? Wrong! Well maybe. I don't know. Let me know what you think.

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Reply #1 on: December 20, 2022, 11:36:22 PM
Chapter 1

“Captain’s log: Stardate 5489A. I’ve just finished exploring the outer rim of the J quadrant. There are several M and L class planets that appeared promising to scanners, but closer investigation has revealed no trace of Element 821. Fuel reserves are at critical levels, necessitating a return to Alpha Prime 20 to refuel and replenish supplies. Water levels are fully depleted necessitating a brief stop on L489 Sigma-3 on the edge of the Delta quadrant. It appears the last two years have been a fruitless solo mission. Nevertheless, I’m confident that it is just a matter of time before my mission will find success. My calculations are flawless. Element 821 must exist, if only I can find the right planet. If I succeed, life in this galaxy would be fundamentally changed forever. This is Captain Owen MacBeth signing off.”

The captain pulled his ship out of hyperspace in front of the blue planet. He fully powered down his hyper jets, switched over to thrusters and set a course down to the Class L planet. As expected, the scanners showed no evidence of life on the planet besides vegetation, and disappointingly, but to no surprise, there was also no evidence of Element 821. The captain found a clearing in the trees near a body of water and set down his spacecraft, causing the vortex of wind to chaotically thrash the ferns and trees. A hatch broke free from its latch and slowly lowered to the ground, as the Captain walked down the ramp, stretching his arms, while taking in the swampy air.

He walked around to the back of the ship and opened a port door, pulling out a long hose, leading it to a pool of water. He tossed the end of the hose into the center of the small lake, and it was swallowed by the depths. He turned a lever on the hull, which activated the pump, causing the hose to gurgle water into the ship.

He looked around the wet swamp. It was quiet. There was just the sound of the wind at the top of the trees. There was something strange and eerie about class L planets being devoid of the sounds of insects and birds, especially in such dense forests. Knowing he was the only life on the planet reminded him of how alone the last few years had been.

The hull beeped at him, indicating that the water tanks were full. He pushed a button, and the hose retracted back into the vessel. He closed the port and decided to go for a dip before he left. His ship had warm showers from the filtered water, but it just wasn’t the same as swimming in nature. He stripped down to his birthday suit, throwing his clothes into the hull and slowly walked into the brisk water. The cool water felt great against his bare body, washing off the sweat that had been beading down his body. It was a welcome refuge from the hot, humid and stifling air of the musky swamp. The clear water worked its way between every crevasse on his muscular body, undulating between his strong glutes. He dipped his head under the water and swam to the other end of the body of water like a frog, kicking his way to the other end. As he breached from its depths, he arched his head up, so the water could run off the back of his hair.

He sharply turned when he heard a rustle from the bushes behind him. He strained his focus, but he did not see anything. After a minute of scanning the edge of the swamp, he figured it must have been some fruit, bearing tree that dropped something into the ferns. He began swimming back to his ship and then slowly walked out of the water. The water washed off of his chiseled pecks and abs, as he breached the water. His cock was hanging low below a tuft of glistening, dark, curly hair, and it was partially engorged because he needed to pee. Ever the man, he worked his way to a tree to empty his bladder. As he finished, he heard another rustle in the bushes ahead. Curious to uncover this mystery, he worked his way through the ferns, even though he was stark naked. When he reached the location of the noise, he scanned the area, but he didn’t see anything. Then he heard another rustle moving through the ferns, which set him off in chase. The planet was devoid of any animal life, so if there was something there alluding his scanners, he wanted to verify it. As he marched through the ferns, he suddenly stopped next to a tree to see if he could hear any rustling. He scanned the thick thickets of the forest. His eyes moved over the thick leaves of the ferns, but suddenly realized they caught something. His eyes scanned back to the shadows and tried to sharpen their focus. His eyes pierced through the shadows at a heart shaped leaf. Suddenly, a pair of lids opened, and two pearly black eyes stared back into his soul.

His heart jumped fifty beats, and he went into fight or flight mode, as he turned around to flee back to his vessel. The second he turned, his foot kicked a large fruit the size of a coconut. As he looked down, a whistling sound flew past his head and smacked the tree. He turned up to look at the hatchet that barely missed his head. It was a primitive axe made out of a glistening blue glass, obsidian-like. He immediately looked over his shoulder and saw several tall humanoids advancing to his position. He couldn’t believe it, but he was clearly in danger. He took off running to his ship. As he ran up the ramp, he smacked a red button that raised the hull door. He quickly reached the pilot’s cabin and turned on the ship, flipping up and down several toggles to engage the thrusters and pulled the ship into the air. He retracted the landing feet, as spears and arrows shot across the nose of the ship. As he pulled into the air, several blue, alien humanoids, that were easily six to eight feet tall, shook their fists and spears at the ship in threatening displays of hostility.

Once the ship hit the upper atmosphere, the captain locked in his coordinates for the long trip back to Alpha Prime. He engaged the warp drives and pushed the vessel into warp speed, while he caught his breath and tried to figure out what just happened.

“Captain’s log: Stardate 5489B. I just left L489 Sigma-3 after encountering a primitive, humanoid species. They were tall, maybe seven to eight feet, slender, but muscular with blue bodies and black eyes. They had heart-shaped heads with black, long hair and a long nose that seemed to cover any mouth. The scanners did not pick up any lifeforms, and while limited, navigational records never mentioned life or a new colony on this planet. Sensors indicate no significant damage to the hull. I don’t appear to be injured at this time. I’ve set a new course back to Alpha Prime 20 where I will relay these findings after refueling. Captain Own MacBeth signing out.”

The captain engaged autopilot and walked his naked ass back to his quarters. He stepped into the warm shower and cleaned the smell of the swamp off of his flesh, while he tried to figure out why the scanners had failed him. His biggest concern was that if they failed to detect these humanoids then did that mean they were failing him the entirety of the last two years of his mission. He didn’t know, and he wouldn’t get an answer for a full week until he reached the space station, where he could have someone run a full diagnostics on the ship. In the meantime, it would plague his mind. He crawled into bed after his shower and fell to sleep.


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Reply #2 on: December 20, 2022, 11:36:54 PM
Chapter 2

The captain awoke from his sleep to the sound of noise in another compartment. He grabbed his gun and put on some pants and crept out of his room to investigate. It sounded like the noise was coming from the kitchen. He slowly worked his way quietly down the hall, following the increasingly louder and clearer noises emanating from the kitchen. He could hear slurping sounds and clanging of boxes and jugs being tossed to the ground. As he turned the corner of the doorway, leading with his outstretched gun, he saw the light from the fridge open and something crouched behind the counter between the fridge and island. “Who goes there?!” he called out. Whatever was there dashed away from the fridge to the corner of the room. The captain circled along the edge of the kitchen with his outstretched weapon. “Show yourself!” he shouted out. The captain reached the fridge and slowly closed the door, revealing a small, blue creature crotched in the corner of the room with its hand covering its face, seemingly petrified and trembling.

The captain lowered his weapon. It was one of the humanoids from L489, but this one was much smaller. It was comparatively diminutive, no more than five feet. Perhaps it was a child, he reasoned. “It’s okay,” he said, trying to calm its nerves. “I won’t hurt you.” He fully knew there was no way it would understand him. It squirmed a bit, as he approached, sliding its bare feet on the tile floor. He pocketed his gun in his pants and opened his hands to show they were empty, as he squatted down to appear less threatening. Slowly, the creature lowered its hand away from its face, and he could look into his dark eyes.

It was a greenish-blue creature with amphibious skin that was covered in fine, dense, short hair like a platypus or otter that seemed to get whiter and thinner on its face and front. Its body looked humanoid, as it squatted in the corner of the kitchen with bipedal arms and legs, but its feet looked long like a cat, sitting down on its heels, but then rising to its toes. Its heart-shaped face was rather plane with large, black, glassy eyes that had a hint of crystal blue behind a black lens making them look cold and ominous. There wasn’t a mouth, but just a nose that hung four to six inches down from the edge of its chin. It was difficult to tell if this was an appendage like an elephant or something more akin to the extended mouth of an anteater. Its ears were large and pointed up like an elf with black hair like a lion mane on the top of its head and down the back of its neck and upper back. Around its wrist, ankles and neck and clutching the small of its waist were glistening bracelets and decorations.

The captain saw a jug of half consumed juice next to the fridge, along with other empty containers. “Are you thirsty? Here,” he said, as he held out the juice. “You can have it.” The alien covered its face in fear, but as he pushed the jug towards the creature, it grabbed the container and put it to the bottom of its nose. The captain could see nostrils flare up the sides of the appendage, as the lips of the creature parted. Like an anteater, a long tongue protruded from the moving appendage and jutted into the container, lapping at the sugary drink. The captain stared with curious wonderment, as the creature eagerly consumed the liquid while making cute noises of appeasement. He pushed over another jug, and the alien slowly crawled forward, and that is when he realized the creature was not a child.

As it crawled forward, he first noticed the webbed, four-digit hands, but then his eye caught the breasts hanging between its arms, and that is when he realized, she was a female. Again, she was rather petite and diminutive compared to the muscular, tall humanoids who had attacked him. He reasoned that she must have snuck onboard looking for food or something when he was searching through the ferns. She grabbed the container and took it back to the corner, turning her back partially to him. The captain had a good view of her side for a second, and he clearly saw that she had several pairs of breasts along her torso and abdomen like a dog might have. She also had a tail that was tucked between her butt cheeks, which looked like some natural thong, covering her sex.

He didn’t know what to do, so he slowly pulled out his phaser and set it to stun. As she continued to slurp at the liquids, he pointed the gun at her and pulled the trigger, causing her to spasm to the floor before falling into a sleep. The captain found a blanket to gather her up in his arms, and he brought her to one of the cabins. She wasn’t much heavier than a hundred pounds, which was nothing to his six-two, two-hundred pound physique to manage. He placed her in the bed of the cabin, but before he left, he unfolded the blankets from around her, so he could see her better.

She had four pairs of white, hand-sized breasts along her torso. There were thick, soft, long nipples that were at least an inch or so in length at the tips of each mound of flesh. The flat, flared tip of her short tail covered her sex between her legs, undulating, as it gripped tight against her body. Her ears were like a conical shell, spiraling into the pointed tips of her elf-like ears. Her face was fair, almost Asian-like in its simple beauty. Her small mouth hung gapping open from the tip of her appendage. It wasn’t obvious if she had teeth inside her jaw, or if she only fed on soft food and liquids, but it was clear she was breathing from slit-shaped nostrils on either side.

The captain covered her back up and left the cabin, closing and locking the door, staring one last time through the window of her curled-up, sleeping mass. He realized he did’t have the fuel to turn around, drop her off and be able to get back to Alpha Prime. He would have to take her with him and return her after refueling. He begrudgingly sighed and heading to his cabin to finish sleeping off the day’s events.


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Reply #3 on: December 20, 2022, 11:37:25 PM
Chapter 3

The captain woke in the morning to the sound of distress coming from the alien’s cabin. It was a familiar sound of pain or discomfort, but also like the wild moans or calls of an animal in labor. He didn’t waste time with putting on his shirt or pants. He grabbed his gun and boots and hurried down the hall in his boxers. When he looked in the window of the cabin, he couldn’t believe what he saw.

The creature’s breasts had all practically doubled in volume, seemingly engorged in milk overnight after her voracious thirst in the kitchen the previous night. Her nipples were angry red and erect at least two inches in length and even thicker than before and looking like they wanted to burst from the tips of her swollen gourds. Greenish-white colostrum oozed from the tips, as she had her mouth wrapped around one of her nipples, aggressively sucking at the contents from within. Her webbed hands gripped two other breasts, squeezing her nipples between her fingers, encouraging milk to shoot from her breasts, easing the painful pressure.

As she squirmed on her back, the captain couldn’t help his natural response. Yes, he was a nice man and concerned, but his fast growing erection, while misguided, was utterly turned on by the sight of her body in such torment. He reached down to the erection growing in his boxers, working it free from the opening, slowly jerking it off to the sight of her tugging and sucking on her own breasts. He was getting worked up and far too curious to let this opportunity go to waste. He pushed on the keypad, and the door of the cabin opened.

Immediately she released her lips around her nipple, seeing his large, engorged cock standing tall from his boxers. She scurried into the corner into a ball, wrapping her arms around her torso. The captain could see her tail gripping her privates in fear, but she couldn’t hold back her discomfort and began wincing in pain once more.

“It’s okay,” the captain said, as he closed the door behind him. He tried to hide his erection back into his boxers. “I just want to help.” He walked towards her body, and she shielded her face in her hands. He slowly moved towards her position until he could reach out and touch her shoulder. She flinched against his touch, but seemed to adjust, as he slowly rubbed her shoulder. He slowly worked his hand down her side. “I just want to help,” he continued, trying to sound calm and relaxing. He reached her side, and she tightened up, but she couldn’t cover all of her breasts. He slowly found some of the tight, tender tissue and began caressing it. She winced and whined from the pain. “See, let me help,” he pleaded. She slowly lifted her elbow, relaxing her tension, testing what his intensions were. It allowed him to snake his hand around her warm breast, so he could clasp her erect nipple. She winced in painful relief, as he tugged in her nipple, kneading the milf from the tip. “See. I’m here to help.” The tension in her hip relaxed, and she slowly lowered her leg giving him access to another breast. She also slowly lowered her hand from her face, so she could see him. He gripped that nipple and began kneading milk from its tip as well. She closed her eyes and winced from the painful pleasure. “See. You don’t have to be scared of me. Please, let me help you.”

The captain moved his hand to her arm and slowly guided her off the ground and back over to the bed. As she walked, all eight of her protruding breasts jiggled about, tormenting her more. He moved her to the bed and positioned her against the pillows, sitting next to her. He gripped two of her breasts and began kneading the milk from the tips. Her breathing was rapid, and he could tell she was still on high alert, but as he continued, she began to relax, moving her own hands to two of her nipples and twisting them between her fingers to relieve them of their milk. “See sweetie. Doesn’t that feel better?” Of course she didn’t comprehend anything he said, but she could tell his intension wasn’t to hurt her, and he was providing much needed relief. After a few minutes, she lowered her mouth to another nipple and began sucking on the milk, while continuing to look him in the eyes without blinking, and it got him curious. She stared at him intensely with her blue eyes almost entirely hidden behind a crystal black cornea. She stared, as he lowered his mouth to another breast and began suckling on her tit. She winced again, sucking in a breath of air to ease the tortuous sensations. To his surprise, she began to moan too, but it sounded less in distress and more in enjoyment—at least that is what it seemed to be.

Her milk was smooth, rich and sugary like liquid chocolate, but not nearly as sweet. Her erect nipples seemed to be contracting on their own, throbbing spurts of her milk into the captain’s mouth, triggered to deliver the nourishingly nectar by his suckling. He released that nipple and turned his attention to another, as she did the same.

The captain could tell that her body was relaxing even more, not only feeling relief from the pressure, but acclimating to his touch. As she suckled on herself, she was feeling confident enough to feed him her breasts, as they needed relief. While engorging on her breasts, the captain looked down between her thighs, and he could see her tail fluttering between her spread legs. He didn’t know what that meant, but it was wafting a musky, sweet aroma of her sex straight up into his nostrils. Whether she intended to do this or not, he was not sure, but it was making his erection in his boxers pulsate with its own needs. As he shifted his position in his own discomfort, his erection didn’t go unnoticed, peaking from the folds of his boxers.

After a few more minutes, when it was apparent her breasts were no longer painfully engorged, she gently pushed back against the captain’s shoulder, guiding him off of her nipples. She was staring at him, while panting to regain her breath, as he sat there on the bed. She had milk still oozing from some of her nipples in slow streams running down her stomach and breasts, down her crotch, between her spread thighs, as her tail still fluttered against her vulva. She rubbed the milk into her breasts, as she stared at the bulge in his boxers. She made a noise and gestured up with her head, but the captain didn’t understand. She gestured with her hand at the obvious bulge in the crotch of his boxers and gestured her head up again. The captain reached through his fly and produced his erection, stroking it for her to see, not knowing if this was what she wanted. Her tail fluttered more vigorously, and for a moment, it looked like he could see the vibrant color of her cunt behind the blue of her tail.

She immediately leaned forward to his surprise, crawling down between his knees in the process and crouching between his legs. Looking up into his eyes, she moved her mouth over his cock and began kissing up and down his shaft, gently nibbling and tugging on his foreskin. The pointed tip of her long, slender tongue slid out of her appendage and slithered along the captains shaft to his balls, cupping and caressing them before sliding back into her long mouth. Her lips parted, and she lowered her mouth down on the head of his cock. The captain could feel the tug of her lungs sucking on the head of his cock, and then she pulled his cock fully into her mouth, engulfing his entire cock in her mouth. The mucous membranes of her muscular cheeks gripped his shaft, as her chest rapidly expanded in and out to draw his cock back and forth in her mouth. Just when he thought it couldn’t get any better, her tongue snaked down his shaft, wrapping and contorting itself around his meat, as it twirled around his cock.

It hands down was the most amazing sensation he had ever felt. In fact, it was so intense that he could barely hold himself still. Her entire mouth and tongue was wrapped around his cock, eagerly and powerfully sucking and lapping at his flesh. He knew he would not last long. Her tongue worked down his shaft, past her lips and out to his balls, cupping them and caressing them. He closed his eyes, savoring the sensation for a moment, as her tongue lapped at his taint. He could feel her weight shift, as she repositioned her hands on his thighs. He opened his eyes, as she dropped from her squat down to her knees and worked her knees back under her hips, raising her ass in the air. Her ribs fluttered rapidly, as she created a more powerful effect sucking on his cock that took him to the edge. The captain looked on, as her diamond-shaped tail rose up from between her thighs like a cobra and undulated in the air, as if it was signaling for a mate.

The thought of her sex exposed just out of his view pushed his arousal over the edge, and as her mouth rapidly sucked back on forth on his cock, he began unloading in her mouth. His grunts were loud and his bucks forceful, but she stayed locked around his cock, intensely swallowing each stream of cock that shot down her throat with the same eagerness she had the night before in the kitchen. She moaned, as he filled her hole, clearly savoring the taste of his foreign seed.

It was the best blowjob of his life. He couldn’t believe it. As he laid back trying to recover his breath, he considered that if her mouth was this good then what would it be like fucking her. Fortunately for him, he was about to find out.


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Reply #4 on: December 20, 2022, 11:49:02 PM
Chapter 4

She slowly raised her head off of his cock, and it fell free from her mouth. She then postured up  between his legs, lowering her rear back to a crouch. She spoke with a series of clicks and garbled language in a child-like voice, but it was entirely incomprehensible to the captain. “I’m sorry sweetie. I wish I could understand you. Are you thirsty? Hungry?” She gripped his falling cock that was losing its erection. Her webbed hands felt like velvet, as she stroked his cock back to life, occasionally licking the head, once again gabbing on, as if he could understand her. He could see her tail still lifted, waving in the air. It wasn’t wagging like a dog does when they are happy. It was undulating and waving like a beauty queen does with her wrist during a parade. She brought her butt back up in the air and looked over her shoulder, as if telling him to look at her signal, but when he just shrugged his shoulders, her forehead made a scowl of frustration. She released his cock and dropped to the floor and quickly turned around, waving her ass and cunt in his direction, while she looked over her shoulder for understanding. “God dam that is hot,” he said, as he stared at her alien pussy.

The subtle earth tones of her green-blue body and pale abdomen was in stark contrast to the fluorescent pinks, reds and magentas of her sex. Specifically, the dripping center of her swollen cunt was pink and winking at the captain. Her surrounding libia progressively went from red to magenta, which extended to her anus and up the inside of her tail. She had multiple layers of thick labia that didn’t hang and fold like some roast beef libs of some human women. No, these were like pedals of a flower, and they too undulated, as her puffy and swollen inner libia continued to wink at the captain with need.

The captain did waste any time, as his cock sprung to life, gettin rock hard. He quickly took a position behind her ass and gripped her hips into him. He wiped the head of his cock over her dripping cunt, in utter disbelief at how wet she was. He pushed his cock forward and met resistance. It wasn’t that her vagina was tight, but her libia was just so swollen that they presented more resistance than he initially expected. As he pushed his cock into her pussy, her body shuttered from the shock, as a wave of sensations shot through her spine. Her hot cunt was on fire like nothing he had ever felt, as if she was febrile, but perhaps, he figured, her normal temperature was just higher than a human’s. Her vagina walls were loose and rippling with extra tissue, as if she was accustomed to handling much larger penises, but they were saturated in her mucous secretions, so it was an amazing sensation. Her tail was up and tense now. The captain gripped her hips and pushed his cock all the way into her hot cunt until his hips pressed against her round, muscular ass. He was about to pull back and start going to town on her cunt when she pushed her ass firmly back down on the base of his cock, and then he felt the pedals of her outer lips undulating around his balls. They gathered his balls and collected them into her vulva, wrapping entirely around his sack and to his taint, and as they did, he felt her vagina contract around his shaft with a firm grip. Her back began to rhythmically undulate, as her breathing fluttered. Her vulva and ass ground against his crotch, and inside, the captain could feel the peristalsis of her vagina contracting around his cock and tugging it into her body. It was unbelievably amazing!

He could tell she was getting worked up into a flurry, as her breathing quickened, and her ass gyrated against his crotch with vigor. Without warning, her cunt squeezed down on his cock and balls in forceful contractions. Her back contorted like she was dry heaving; it was so forceful. It was so intense, it almost hurt, but it was a painful pleasure that the captain rode out. The undulating waves of peristalsis turned into a tight ring that milked his cock from the base to the tip in strong waves of contractions. She was moaning loud like a pregnant woman bearing down from painful contractions.

The second it was over she collapsed under her arms with her face to the floor. Her ass was still his over her knees, as her body trembled. The grip on the captain’s cock relaxed, as did the  grip of her libia around his balls. She was panting, but the captain wasn’t finished.

He gripped her hips and began stroking his cock in and out of her cunt. Her swollen pussy lips still gripped his shaft like a ring of an anus would feel. His pace quickened, as he thrusted into her bouncing ass. He could feel her pussy tensing back up in response, and so did she, picking her torso back onto her hands. The captain looked down at his cock going into her cunt, which had a white ring of suds around his shaft and around the opening to her alien pussy. It clearly was her cum from orgasming. Her pussy was spread wide with the pedals of her libia fixed open like her tail fixed taught in the air. The captain could feel his orgasm nearing and took it up a gear. He gripped her hips tight and began fucking her furiously, pounding his hips against her ass with strong crashes. Streams of cum began shooting into her core, as he grunted and thrusted. As he started to orgasm, her cunt automatically responded to the presence of his seed. Her cunt gripped down on his shaft, peristaltically tugging on his cock, as her libia wrapped back around his balls, pulling him tight to her cunt. It tugged on his shaft, milking it of every last drop of cum, as waves of pleasure past over his body.

By the time he was done, he practically collapsed on top of her. Her cunt released his cock, and eventually it fell from her pussy. The second it did, the pedals of her libia folded back in on itself, and her tail tucked back between her asscheeks, cupping her vulva once more.

The captain slowly crawled back to the bed and collapsed on the mattress with exhaustion and wonderment. She slowly crawled up to the bed too and curled her small body up against his chest, falling asleep almost instantly. The captain looked down on her face with affection. He knew he had several days until they reached Alpha Prime, which was good because he wanted to fuck many more times, and he had their journey back to her planet. Maybe she would want to stay with him, he wondered. Aww, that was something he could figure out later. For now, he wanted some rest, so they could go again.

As he started to drift off, he looked at the shinny stones around her neck and wrist. He looked closer and realized the stones weren't stones at all, but a crude alloy composed of Element 821. Why hadn't his scanners picked up the element? Then he remembered, why hadn't his scanners picked up life on her planet? He realized that the alloy, whether natural or unnatural, maybe interfered with his sensors. His mind started tracking back to each planet he passed over and the time wasted, but then he realized where it all led him, and he gained some peace of mind and fell asleep. After all, it led him to the best sex of his life! How could he complain?

The End
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