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Reply #60 on: January 31, 2020, 09:59:03 PM



Dayum. If KFC's drumsticks were that size....  ;D
I'd sure go for one of those. (For eating...not ... playing with ^_^ )

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Reply #61 on: December 31, 2020, 07:27:50 AM
Figure I'll make my first post in this thread.

I was still a virgin. I went on a summer vacation to the beach with my best friend and his family and stayed in their condo with them. It had 3 bedrooms, his parents were in one, his older sister and her friend were in one, and me and my friend had one. His sister was 18 at the time I think and her friend was the same age (both had just graduated HS). More importantly, the were HOT AS HELL. Both were HS cheerleaders.

After a couple of days of seeing them all day in their bikini's, I was horny as could be. At night, I'd lay in the bed and rub one out thinking about their tight bodies. Well, after a couple more days, I was getting a shower (we shared a bathroom with them), and noticed their bikini swimsuits were drying on the towel bar. I left the shower running and smelled and tasted the crotch part of the bikini bottoms, which really turned me on. I got into the shower and of course rubbed another one out.

The next day, I planned to do it again, but they didn't leave their swimwear in the bathroom, so I was left disappointed. Then I came up with the idea to try and steal some of their panties from their bedroom. That afternoon when everyone was down at the beach/pool, I grabbed a key and ran upstairs (made some excuse as to why). I went into the condo and straight for their bedroom. My plan was to grab a pair of panties from each girl's luggage. After I got in there, I noticed they had their dirty clothes bags in the closet. Horny me, then decided to grab a pair of worn undies instead. I searched through both bags, and I still remember it like it was yesterday, grabbed a pink pair from one bag and a navy blue pair from the other.

My heart was pounding and it was exhilarating. I had never done anything like that, but it felt like a rush. I took both pairs into my bedroom and smelled them and tasted them just as I did the bikini bottoms. I was hard as a rock, so I started to masterbate with them. I came very quickly, cleaned up, and hid the panties in my luggage before going back down stairs to join my friend at the pool.

I kept those panties for several years. After getting the real thing, they sort of lost their luster and I eventually tossed them. But I viewed them as a treasure at the time. They aided me in countless rub outs during those years.


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Reply #62 on: December 31, 2020, 03:48:54 PM
I've lost a couple pair of underwear on dates.

I've also had a few instances of underwear just going missing, at a friends swim party or at
 the lake.  Mr Walls actions might explain the actions of other boys I used to know.

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Reply #63 on: December 31, 2020, 06:38:46 PM
I cant recall ever having panties stolen, if they have been I've never noticed.  I've left some here and there.  I did have a bath suit stolen out of my locker though.  Was none too happy about that.  I had just bought it a few weeks prior.  Was taking it home to wash it and it was taken between classes.  Nothing anybody could do about it.



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Reply #64 on: December 31, 2020, 08:52:43 PM
My younger voluptuous sister-in-law came to spend the summer with us one year.  She’d gotten in some trouble, so my in-laws thought she’d straighten out under my tutelage.  As if.  She pranced around half naked all summer, pushing her tits in my face, and kept me in a state of constant arousal.  Before too long I discovered her moist undies in her laundry hamper, and began to use them regularly for self abuse.  I’d squirt a load in her crotch, fold them, and put them back in her dresser.  She knew what was going on and would tease me about “needing to do laundry again.”  She loved the power her sexuality gave her over her older sister’s husband.  Alas our attraction was never consummated.
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Reply #65 on: January 16, 2021, 02:38:45 AM
When I was just starting to masturbate, before I was even ejaculating, I would raid my dad's tool box and take an appropriately sized deep well socket. I''d place it on my erection, and basically just wiggle my dick around, making the socket rub all over my penis. It felt amazing, but would usually lead to chaffing on the tender underside of the shaft... :-[