Sleep or not to sleep

[SouthernGent]

I was just wondering, how eveyone else spends their time when they can't sleep?  For the last few weeks I have not slept well.   It is a problem I have had all my life.  Yes even as an infant.  I never really had a good sleeping schedule.  I have gotten to see that in the middllel of  my night there is no one on in the chat room.  Some people come and go from the boards.  Or does someone have any good ways to get a good night sleep?  A cure for insomnia?

[Melissa]

Reading annual reports from some investments can put me to sleep... if they don't piss me off, first.

[DanteDC]

[Grm]

A number of ways to sleep:

1/ Jerk off/sex, good lethargy after that explosive release.
Advice; don't fall asleep on girlfriend.
2/ A double Whiskey.
Advice; this can be increased to further doubles if required.
3/ A long hot bath.
Advice; when combined with #2 will increase likelihood of sleep.
4/ If you are in bed and cannot sleep; don't get up and make yourself a cup of tea, it contains caffeine; do not have a clock by your bed, checking the time a hundred times a night only keeps you awake.
Dr Grm.