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on: November 01, 2019, 07:56:45 PM
That title goes to Pornhub. It says it hosts a staggering 11 petabytes of data - nearly 7,000 years of porn!

Their website ranks seventh in the world, beating out Instagram, Wilipedia and Reddit.

In 2018, Pornhub transferred 4,403 petabytes of data. In comparison, the human brain can store around 2.5 petabytes of memory.. If one gigabyte file was viewed in its entirety by one million people, that is a petabyte of transfer. If 100 million users are consuming content on Pornhub, that is 34 gigabytes worth of content per person, or 44 hours of high quality content per year, per person. About 50 minutes each week.

To break it down further,  there are about 333,333,333 minutes of porn in a single petabyte.

YouTube purportedly adds about 76 petabytes of video each year. Facebook's data warehouse  has around 300 petabytes  in their warehouse.

Anyway you look at it, Pornhub has a lot of porn. One of Pornhub 's executives stated that "Here at Pornhub, we're accustomed to taking big loads of data" pun probably intended.

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Reply #1 on: November 01, 2019, 09:48:10 PM
My stash is better...




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Reply #2 on: November 01, 2019, 11:13:32 PM
My stash is better...

Beat me to it.  (You already got your Woo for today from me.)  At once point, Rule #34b was:  "...And Psiberzerker has seen all of it."  Of course, that was before the Internet really took off.



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Reply #3 on: November 02, 2019, 12:02:37 AM
My stash is better...



You're all set for the apocalypse, aren't you? When the internet goes you'll have plenty of jerk off material to trade for cans of beans.  ;D

Probably will be the first thing some people think when the shit hits the fan. "What about internet porn???"  :roll:



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Reply #4 on: November 02, 2019, 12:16:29 AM
Probably will be the first thing some people think when the shit hits the fan. "What about internet porn???"  :roll:

I make my own, so my main concern is all of the stories I've written (Over decades) going "FUT!" along with everything else.

Oh yeah, and more information than the Library of Alexandria.  I guess.



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Reply #5 on: November 02, 2019, 12:31:28 AM
My stash is better...

Beat me to it.  (You already got your Woo for today from me.)  At once point, Rule #34b was:  "...And Psiberzerker has seen all of it."  Of course, that was before the Internet really took off.

Old school.  LOL.  I remember going to 7-Eleven and hoping the clerk would just ring it up, no questions asked.  Having a stack of nudie magazines was a right of passage.



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Reply #6 on: November 02, 2019, 12:39:27 AM
I remember going to 7-Eleven and hoping the clerk would just ring it up, no questions asked.

Okay, but if the power's out, don't go in the restroom.



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Reply #7 on: November 02, 2019, 01:34:23 AM
I remember going to 7-Eleven and hoping the clerk would just ring it up, no questions asked.

Okay, but if the power's out, don't go in the restroom.

LOL.

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Reply #8 on: November 02, 2019, 02:45:06 AM
My stash is better...

Beat me to it.  (You already got your Woo for today from me.)  At once point, Rule #34b was:  "...And Psiberzerker has seen all of it."  Of course, that was before the Internet really took off.

Old school.  LOL.  I remember going to 7-Eleven and hoping the clerk would just ring it up, no questions asked.  Having a stack of nudie magazines was a right of passage.

I used to wait until the day AFTER the 7-11 got their magazine shipments.  The previous month's unsold magazines wound up in the dumpster out back, sometimes with the covers ripped off, mostly not (they were lazy).  Plus, it was free!  My favorite price!  I didn't have to spend my allowance to have a cache of porn mags.  I didn't like Swank at all, Club or Club International was much better.


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Reply #9 on: November 02, 2019, 02:54:45 AM
Yeah, Club International, and OUI where where it was at!



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Reply #10 on: November 02, 2019, 04:27:43 AM

I used to wait until the day AFTER the 7-11 got their magazine shipments.  The previous month's unsold magazines wound up in the dumpster out back, sometimes with the covers ripped off, mostly not (they were lazy).  Plus, it was free!  My favorite price!  I didn't have to spend my allowance to have a cache of porn mags.  I didn't like Swank at all, Club or Club International was much better.


My dad used to throw his porn out every six months or so.  I kept pretty close tabs on his stash, and knew they would be in a cardboard box out by the trash cans in the alley.  Those mags quickly made their way to my gang’s tree fort out in the woods, where copious inspection and commentary would ensue.



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Reply #11 on: November 02, 2019, 04:57:39 AM
Yeah, Club International, and OUI where where it was at!

I remember my dad had OUI and Cheri  plus playboy penthous Huslter
could not think of spelling for Cheri so I googled it   didnt know still publisched they sell on Amazon
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Reply #12 on: November 02, 2019, 05:37:29 PM

Nobody reads Pornhub for the articles.


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Reply #13 on: November 03, 2019, 02:18:41 PM
My dad pretty much left his Incest porn out for the kids to find.



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Reply #14 on: November 03, 2019, 04:14:24 PM
Way back when, I went into the washroom and low and behold, there was a Playboy magazine on the floor. Just as I sat down, I heard my father's voice yelling that he would break my hands if he caught me reading the Playboy. Needless to say, my bathroom stay was a bit longer then normal.  Playboy did have some great articles. ;D

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Reply #15 on: November 03, 2019, 05:26:49 PM
Way back when, I went into the washroom and low and behold, there was a Playboy magazine on the floor. Just as I sat down, I heard my father's voice yelling that he would break my hands if he caught me reading the Playboy. Needless to say, my bathroom stay was a bit longer then normal.  Playboy did have some great articles. ;D

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Reply #16 on: November 04, 2019, 09:58:56 PM
Dear gods, 11Pb and growing! I can remember when there wasn't that much porn on the whole internet! (And back then, you could find any kind online.) Back then, I think I had just discovered my dad's stash of Penthouse Black Label, so made perfect sense to graduate to internet porn.

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