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psiberzerker

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on: June 08, 2019, 01:03:45 AM
Well, here's an example of "It's only Political Correctness, ruining the world, if the Liberals do it."

Who was the marketing genius that came up with that slogan?  Molecules?  We got a real Neil Degrasse Tyson over here, we're just going to call Coal "Molecules."  Of  what, benzene, anthracene, hydrazene, octane?
 "Freedom!"  Why I bet nobody was ever Enslaved by Coal, right?  How does that song go?

"You load 16 tons, and what do you get, another day older, and even deeper in debt.  
Oh St. Peter don't call me cause I can't go, I owe my Soul to the company store."

Sounds like Freedom to me!  'merka!  All that liberal talk about "Energy Independence from Foreign Oil."  Now that was just PC bullshit, I'm sure.



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Reply #1 on: June 08, 2019, 10:10:21 AM
Dear gods, I'm just praying Australia doesn't take up the slogan.

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Reply #2 on: June 08, 2019, 12:33:28 PM


Who was the marketing genius that came up with that slogan?



Rick Perry?
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Reply #3 on: June 08, 2019, 06:17:07 PM


Who was the marketing genius that came up with that slogan?



Rick Perry?



Truly one of the most idiotic politicians to come out of Texas, and that’s saying a lot considering we have George W. Bush, Ted Cruz, and John Cornyn to account for.



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Reply #4 on: June 08, 2019, 06:19:16 PM
Truly one of the most idiotic politicians to come out of Texas, and that’s saying a lot considering we have George W. Bush, Ted Cruz, and John Cornyn to account for.

 :emot_laughing:  Yeah.  It's pretty funny/sad when we're missing a relative genius like W. in office.  Dummer'nat.  "Mission Accomplished."



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Reply #5 on: June 08, 2019, 07:43:45 PM
Hey, you are bad mouthing Gov. Good Hair!

Give the man a break. He can’t help his stupidity.

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psiberzerker

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Reply #6 on: June 08, 2019, 08:59:24 PM
Hey, you are bad mouthing Gov. Good Hair!

Give the man a break. He can’t help his stupidity.

Oh yeah, and the Bush's had better hair than Goldfinger, too.  Not to mention more experience Governing something. 



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Reply #7 on: June 08, 2019, 11:01:11 PM
I’m almost relieved when they take the national stage.  Having almost destroyed Texas, it’s nice to see the rest of the nation share our misery.



psiberzerker

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Reply #8 on: June 08, 2019, 11:58:23 PM
I’m almost relieved when they take the national stage.  Having almost destroyed Texas, it’s nice to see the rest of the nation share our misery.

Well, the finally stopped pipling seawater up to Oklahoma to float more o'ol out of the ground.  (Side effects may include moderate to severe earthquakes.)  You know that's why Texas doesn't slide off the continent, right?

Oh right, I forgot.  It's "Energy," and "Molecules of freedom."  What harm can they do?