I guess he's a loser, which isn't that bad. On the way back to the store, I thought about what I saw. He was obviously embarrassed about it, because he hardly opened his door enough to let the pizza box in. So, I asked him, "Can I put this down?" I think he's a shut-in, but he never held the door so close before, and the last thing I'm going to do is pass the pie through sideways.
"Yeah, sorry." He stepped back, "They said it would take longer," and made an excuse. Nobody ever complained about the pie showing up early before! I figured it was because he was half naked, just wearing a pair of boxers until I saw the video up on the screen.
A gangbang, it wasn't even fullscreen. I just pulled the box out of the warm bag, and realized he was hiding his boner behind the door. Either he didn't have it on fullscreen, or he didn't finish turning it off when he pulled his boxers up, but I read the title over his shoulder, while he signed the receipt.
[Ebony natural loves white dicks!] I managed not to laugh, until he rushed me out, but it was so awkward, and embarassing. I didn't know what to say, but I wondered why that video, on the way back. I don't know, men. They just all seem to like something different, which is a good thing.
If they all wanted that tall beautiful blonde, like Charlize Theron, then I'd be out of luck. I have a boyfriend, and it's not like that guy. Gerrold, says it right on the credit card receipt, and he must have forgotten to tip, because he's one of the few that does.
Pretty generously, I might add. For a single medium 2 topping pizza, he always gives me 5 bucks, which is why I remember him. Normally, but now that I caught him in that honestly pathetic situation, but now I can't get the image out of my head. So, trying to be kind, he's no hunk. He's a mousy little dude, with a little bit of a gut, and a meek voice that he seems scared to let out. Which is probably why he lives alone, jerks off watching interracial porn, and is that racist? I don't even know, but when I got back to the store, we're caught up.
So, I turned in the receipt, and talked to my boss. It turned out to be one of those random rushes. For no reason, everyone called at once, then by the time I got back from running the deliveries, it was dead. I don't fucking know, but I can just wait in the car, and they'll call me when I have another order to run. Instead of bringing them right out to me, so I have a chance to type in the address to navigate.
Parked, I don't have to worry about using my phone, so I brought up Xvideos. [Natural Ebony likes white cocks!] Searched, and found it right away, even though I remembered the title wrong. Checking my bars from the store Wifi, I hit Download before switching to Fullscreen. Sure enough, she was black, there was a bunch of white guys, and when she busted out of her bra, they didn't look like implants. She sure seemed to enjoy sucking them, and jerking two more in her hands, and yes, they're all white.
Maybe that's reverse racist? I don't know, I have a few black friends I can ask, and we can get a good laugh out of watching it together, but what's she into it for? The money? Yeah, that's probably it. I bet it pays well, and the whole reason why there's porn for anything on the internet is that somewhere, out there, there's a guy beating off to it.
I just never saw him before, but I guess Gerrold is pretty much the way I imagined. Shy, quiet, not the sort of person you think about at all, unless he tips well. Or shows up at the door half naked with a boner to hide behind it, and I kinda wonder if he's circumcised?
BLICK!
[Hey, babe.] My boyfriend, Dave.
[Hey yourself.]
[You busy?] I stopped the video, and looked around. Empty parking lot, or just cars and trucks. So, what the fuck? I put my legs up, and held my pants over the steering wheel. Stuck my phone under there, with the flash turned on to show him.
Wiped my fingers off, to touch the screen again. Pic!
[There was a little rush, but it's over now.] Bookmarked the video for later, though.
He sent me a dick pic back.
What is it, with the dick pics, anyway? I never got a good answer, but it's not like it looks any different that the hundred times I've seen it before, and he stopped texting, because he needs both hands.
Well, it's not that big, he just likes to play with his balls, and rub his taint while he does it.
[You want to do a 3sum?]
...
[Yeah]
[Cause there's this guy, I'm pretty sure he's DTF.]
[Wait, I thought you ment a girl.]
[
What would you do with 2 g...] Just hit cancel. [You like my ass, don't you?]
[Yeah, such a nice ass.]
[You like to fuck my nice tight ass.
Well, I always wanted to try it.]
[Anal?]
[DP.] I lied, but I better get him off, before another call comes in.
[Another girl can't do that, we need another dick.]
[What's wrong with mine?]
[Nothing, it's fine. It's just 1 dick, though.
I want another one to fuck me.
While you fuck me too.]
...
[Dave?]
[Yeah.
Okay, sounds good.]
[You got off on that, huh?]
[Yeah, that sounds hot.
So, who's this guy?]
[IDK, just some loser.] I don't want him to feel threatened. That's what makes Gerrold perfect, really. If he was a big strong hunk, with a pornstar cock, then Dave might think I like him better, but if he's just some guy. Just some dick to him, then it's no big deal.
Right? Besides, it's like a public service. Taking pity on poor Gerrold, all alone, with his interracial gangbang porn. Better pull my pants up, looks like they're throwing dough, and getting ready for another order.
Maybe I can find a video of a girl that looks more like me. [Wifey DP] If I'm lucky, I can find a hunky guy with an average sized cock, and a fat little dude with a little one. To watch with Dave, when I get off...