What’s Your Most Embarrassing Sex Story?

[Athos_131]

What’s Your Most Embarrassing Sex Story?

The story about the kitten brought me to tears.

#Resist

[twistedspike]

    WTF??? No ones actually replied to this thread??

 Wellit's been said that if ya can't laugh at yourself then shut th fuck up, so here goes my story.

 I would have been in my late twentys and this young lady was hot for me fierce. From th time we met she would whisper innuendo into my ear grab my ass and generally tease me to get me to fuck her. I have always been into women but not so much into goin for a ride on th "townbike" so rebuffed her constantly.
  One night at a party we were both at, she was workin me as usual and I spent most of th evening laughing it off. It came time for me to bid farewell to all and while doing so she asked me for a ride home. I rolled my eyes quietly but agreed. During th ride she had her hand across th console in my lap and kept me hard most of th way. We arrived at her bldg and she leaned over gave me an extra squeeze and kissed me on th cheek to thank me for th ride. She then asked me if I would come in with her while she turned some lights on and made sure she was alone,(twas a bit of a seedy area she lived in)so I followed her up. I stood in th doorway as she took off her boots and proceeded into her apt, turning on lights as she went. I stood there waiting to  be aloud to go when I heard her flush th toilet and out she walked naked from th waist down. She walked up to me threw her arms round me and asked me why I didn't like her almost crying into my chest.
 While doing this I felt her hands go to my belt and begin to undo me, my hands were on her naked hips slightly pushing her away but as she lifted her head to me, we kissed. This turned into a full out makeout session in her entryway, with her hallway door open. She now had me out and stroking me fondling my balls, as she broke our kiss she dropped to her knees and took me in her mouth. In a few seconds she had me wet and was taking me into her throat every stroke. Now I don't care who you are if a woman has you into her throat, no matter how much you didn't like her, all of a sudden you like her a lot or at least a little more.
  She came up off me and with me pressed into her face she looked up at me and asked where I'd like to come, while she rubbed her face on me. I, being a smartazz answered, "which time?" She took me back in her mouth and moaned as she swallowed me back down. My hands steadied myself on her head and before long I was fucking her mouth for all I was worth. Apparently thats what she wanted and she began to play with herself and moaning harder. Took me no time at all to fill her as she swallowed efficiently, and she was one of the best blowjobs I've ever had even to this day as sh knew to stay away from th sensitive head after coming. I mean it's wonderful to be kept in a mouth after coming but.

 Anyways now to th embarrassing part. She tells me to close the door and come in. I turn to do just that when I see the door of th apt across th hall open and a 70 yr old woman standing there with a definite look of derision, task task tasking me as my somewhat flacid manhood bounced and my pants around my ankles.

 Ahhhh Goood times.

[MintJulie]

I've answered this in a different topic.

My boyfriend and I snuck into the outdoor storage facility where my parents kept our travel trailer.  It was both of our first time and as I was screaming in pain losing my virginity when there was a knock on the door and an announcement "Police, open up please."  We got dressed in a hurry. There were two police officers and the owner of the facility.  I explained it was my parents camper and we were just finding a place to be alone.  One of the officers knew my boyfriend's older brother.  We were told they'd be waiting by the gate and we had 5 minutes to lock things up and get out.

[JBRG]

Probably the time my ex-wife and I had found a "secluded" spot beside a lake and fucked on a flat rock. When we got back to the cabin we were staying at, my aunt asked if we had found time and place for a rendez-vous.

Or the time her room mate walked in on us and yelled at us for fucking all the time. She left the room then came back a moment or two later and threw a glass of cold water on my back. My ex shared a house with two other women. The one who walked in on us was the only one without a boyfriend. I think she was jealous. In hindsight, I should have invited her to join us. But ...

[_priapism]

I was in my twenties.  I met a co-ed at a wedding my brother and I were attending.  She was truly smoking hot, just off the charts perfect in form and appearance.  We flirted throughout the reception, and she invited me up to her room.  So it was that moment when performance anxiety kicked it, and nothing was going right between the sheets.  She sucked me to an erection, and just as I'm going inside, I mean not even *halfway* in, I start blowing choad.  The worst sexual performance of my life.  She was pissed and kicked me out of the room.  Thirty years later, I still remember it.

[KitKat]

My boyfriend didn't lock his door. We start making out, he unbuttoned then unzipped my jeans and slides his hand down into my... while we get lost in each others kiss, then his younger sister walked in on us. So embarrassing. 

 

[JBRG]

I was in my twenties.  I met a co-ed at a wedding my brother and I were attending.  She was truly smoking hot, just off the charts perfect in form and appearance.  We flirted throughout the reception, and she invited me up to her room.  So it was that moment when performance anxiety kicked it, and nothing was going right between the sheets.  She sucked me to an erection, and just as I'm going inside, I mean not even *halfway* in, I start blowing choad.  The worst sexual performance of my life.  She was pissed and kicked me out of the room.  Thirty years later, I still remember it.

You just need to remember that pre-mature ejaculation does not exist for the guy.