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Well yeah, but we let it go by. I mean come one, it's obvious, everybody here knows Janus loves "dog" style.
Quote from: vinney on December 12, 2013, 11:21:28 AMQuote from: Lippy on December 12, 2013, 01:13:23 AMQuote from: vinney on December 12, 2013, 01:05:45 AMQuote from: Lippy on December 12, 2013, 01:04:23 AMIt always comes down to the three of us...You're both hired We're in Janus... we're in... again... vinneyWas it you two who broke in, bastards, I did wonder where all my underwear had gone and ny fruit and vegetables (janus?)! What you doing with that cucumber Janus... your eyes are squinting... your breathing fast... the grin more a grimace... and Janus buddy... that is not how you peel a cucumber...Keep watching Gomez... watch and learn...! vinneyDon't think Janus could teach me much, I have 10 years more perving experience than he does. And my favorite meal does not involve cucumbers. Add to that my ability to neutralize a threat with one hand, while making Lippy smile with the other.Lippy dear about that "apply within". Just where would you like this application?
Quote from: Lippy on December 12, 2013, 01:13:23 AMQuote from: vinney on December 12, 2013, 01:05:45 AMQuote from: Lippy on December 12, 2013, 01:04:23 AMIt always comes down to the three of us...You're both hired We're in Janus... we're in... again... vinneyWas it you two who broke in, bastards, I did wonder where all my underwear had gone and ny fruit and vegetables (janus?)! What you doing with that cucumber Janus... your eyes are squinting... your breathing fast... the grin more a grimace... and Janus buddy... that is not how you peel a cucumber...Keep watching Gomez... watch and learn...! vinney
Quote from: vinney on December 12, 2013, 01:05:45 AMQuote from: Lippy on December 12, 2013, 01:04:23 AMIt always comes down to the three of us...You're both hired We're in Janus... we're in... again... vinneyWas it you two who broke in, bastards, I did wonder where all my underwear had gone and ny fruit and vegetables (janus?)!
Quote from: Lippy on December 12, 2013, 01:04:23 AMIt always comes down to the three of us...You're both hired We're in Janus... we're in... again... vinney
It always comes down to the three of us...You're both hired
Liz, did I mention that included in my skill set I spent 6 years as a professional chef?I can cook in the kitchen too. But wait there's more.Janus, what do you think making the poor girl a package deal?2 for the price of one Lippy! Whadya say?
"Poor girl" ha ha, I'm the one who used to do the charging, never did bogof deals though
Quote from: Lippy on December 13, 2013, 01:16:19 AM"Poor girl" ha ha, I'm the one who used to do the charging, never did bogof deals though Lippy, do you think our friends from across the pond have heard of a bogof deal?
Quote from: Cats Whiskers on December 13, 2013, 01:18:43 AMQuote from: Lippy on December 13, 2013, 01:16:19 AM"Poor girl" ha ha, I'm the one who used to do the charging, never did bogof deals though Lippy, do you think our friends from across the pond have heard of a bogof deal?Oh I'm very familiar with bogof, in the US it's a bogo. Course I'm not for sale, but she can get a long term lease pretty reasonable right now.
I have no idea what a bogof deal is.
Quote from: Janus on December 13, 2013, 01:29:06 AMI have no idea what a bogof deal is. Sweets, you have a lot to learn about us English folk buy one get one free
Quote from: Lippy on December 13, 2013, 01:34:25 AMQuote from: Janus on December 13, 2013, 01:29:06 AMI have no idea what a bogof deal is. Sweets, you have a lot to learn about us English folk buy one get one freeI'd like nothing more than to explore your culture more thoroughly,one person at a time. Starting with you.
I'll make that bird chirp...chirp...chirp.......
Oh, I think you might be in for an unpleasant surprise depending on what area you pick to start charming that English bird Janus - there are some rough, and I mean ROUGH girls here (and those are the ones local to me).
Quote from: Janus on December 13, 2013, 01:46:58 AMI'll make that bird chirp...chirp...chirp....... Oh, I think you might be in for an unpleasant surprise depending on what area you pick to start charming that English bird Janus - there are some rough, and I mean ROUGH girls here (and those are the ones local to me).
