I disagree.
Canadian teenagers should be:
- no older than fifteen
- blond
- shy
- worship the ground I walk on
- respond to my every desire with "Yes ma'am."
Time machine Bexy, time machine. Go back to when I was 15, before I lost my virginity, kidnap me to the present and you will have a 24/7 slave who worships the ground you walk on and who's sole purpose for existence will be to serve your pleasure. Heck, by the time I reach my late teens, I will be so well trained, it will be like I'm battery operated.