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Reply #240 on: July 22, 2024, 01:17:32 AM
"Battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be someplace else."

Captain Rockwell Tory 
In Harm's Way (1965)



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Reply #241 on: August 01, 2024, 10:24:42 PM
Pte Cole: But why is it us? Why us?
C/Sgt Bourne: Because we're here lad. Nobody else. Just us.


C/Sgt Bourne: It's a miracle.
Lt Chard: If it is a miracle Colour Sergeant, then it's a short chamber Boxer-Henry .45 calibre miracle.
C/Sgt Bourne: And a bayonet Sir, with some guts behind it.

From Zulu, one of the finest films ever made. The film is about the Battle of Rourke's Drift, where 150 men (mostly of the 2/24th Foot) held a small mission station from 4,000 Zulu warriors.



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Reply #242 on: August 01, 2024, 11:27:40 PM

From Zulu, one of the finest films ever made. The film is about the Battle of Rourke's Drift, where 150 men (mostly of the 2/24th Foot) held a small mission station from 4,000 Zulu warriors.


Beautifully spoofed by Monty Python in “The Meaning of Life.“


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Reply #243 on: August 02, 2024, 12:40:45 AM
Beautifully spoofed by Monty Python in “The Meaning of Life.“



I love that film but I've not seen it in years! I'll have to find it over the weekend!

If you like Monty Python, see if you can get hold of Ripping Yarns. It's a similar kind of comedy and it's absolutely hilarious.



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Reply #244 on: August 02, 2024, 01:17:16 AM
Dr. Livingstone: Er...I think I'd better come clean with you about this. It's not a virus, I'm afraid. You see, a virus is what we doctors call 'very, very small'. So small, it could not possibly have made off with the whole leg. What we're looking for here for is, I think - and this is no more than an educated guess, I'd like to make that clear - is some multicellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven feet long, and of the genus felis horribilis - what we doctors, in fact, call a tiger.
Pakenham-Walsh/Ainsworth/Perkins: A tiger?!
Soldiers and Warriors: [outside the tent] A tiger?!
[The Zulu warriors flee in terror]
Pakenham-Walsh: A tiger in Africa?
Ainsworth: Erm, well, it's probably escaped from the zoo.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #245 on: August 02, 2024, 05:33:41 AM
I just watched this movie the other night:

"Antici ...............................pation"

Now THAT is a classic line.

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Reply #246 on: August 02, 2024, 05:41:43 AM
I should probably list a couple of my own favorites.

"Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above."

"I am not a vigilante. I am just an ordinary man trying to get home to my daughter's birthday. Now if everyone will just stay out of my way, then nobody will get hurt."

"This is a time for serious people, Bob, and your fifteen minutes are up."

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Reply #247 on: August 02, 2024, 06:01:25 PM
Falling Down (1993) has always kind of creeped me out. But it certainly showed trending in the United States that resulted in our current road rage, mass shooting, MAGA mentality situation.

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Reply #248 on: August 02, 2024, 06:12:07 PM
Snatch is one of Guy Ritchie's British gangster films and like all of his gangster films it's absolutely rammed with classic lines.

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.



Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Vinny: Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?



Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written on the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!


Brick Top: Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.


Brick Top: You're not a lot of use to me alive, are you Turkish?
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Reply #249 on: August 02, 2024, 09:25:37 PM

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The Cheeseshop Sketch

C: You... do have some cheese, don't you?

O: (brightly) Of course, sir. It's a cheese shop, sir. We've got-

C: No no... don't tell me. I'm keen to guess.

O: Fair enough.

C: Uuuuuh, Wensleydale.

O: Yes?

C: Ah, well, I'll have some of that!

O: Oh! I thought you were talking to me, sir. Mister Wensleydale, that's my name.


I had to make a grocery run on my lunch hour today.  Went to HEB to get some sliced meat at the deli.  Looked over at the cheese case.

Yes.

Wensleydale.

In Texas,

Life's just too fricking weird.

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Reply #250 on: August 02, 2024, 09:59:30 PM
SCOUT: Camembert, perhaps?
OWNER: Ah! We have Camembert, yessir.
SCOUT: (suprised) You do! Excellent.
OWNER: Yessir. It's..ah,.....it's a bit runny...
SCOUT: Oh, I like it runny.
OWNER: Well,.. It's very runny, actually, sir.
SCOUT: No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle France! Mmmwah!
OWNER: I...think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir.
SCOUT: I don't care how blinking runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.
OWNER: Oooooooooohhh........!
SCOUT: What now?
OWNER: The cat's eaten it.

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Reply #251 on: August 31, 2024, 03:17:33 AM
Billy Crystal on aging, from the movie City Slickers:

“Value this time in your life kids.  Cuz this is the time in your life when you still have your choices.  And it goes by so fast.  When you’re a teenager, you think you can do anything, and you do.  Your twenties are a blur.  Thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money, and you think to yourself, “What happened to my twenties?”  Forties, you grow a little pot belly, you grow another chin.  The music starts to get too loud, and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother.

Fifties, you have a minor surgery.  You’ll call it “a procedure” but it’s a surgery.  Sixties, you’ll have a major surgery.  The music is still loud but it doesn’t matter because you can’t hear it anyway. 

The seventies, you and the wife retire to Ft. Lauderdale.  You start eating dinner at 2 o’clock in the afternoon, you have lunch around 10, breakfast the night before, spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate soft yogurt and muttering:  “how come the kids don’t call, how come the kids don’t call.” 

The eighties, you’ll have a major stroke, you’ll end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse your wife can’t stand but who you’ll call mama.”  Any questions?

Can I just skip to the 80’s? I want a Jamaican nurse I call Mama.

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