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on: June 18, 2023, 05:33:38 PM
Happy Father’s Day to all our Daddies. Hope your favorites have some special gifts arranged.

TIL Genghis Khan is known as one of the greatest warriors in the history of the world, but that is not the only thing he is known for. He is also known for being the man who had the most kids in the world.

It seems that he holds the record for the most children born to one man. According to dailymail.co.uk, it is actually possible that he could have been the father of thousands of people.
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Reply #1 on: June 18, 2023, 05:48:23 PM
Also holds the record for the most rapes in human history. I think I heard that 1 in every 200 people in Asia is a descendant of Rapist Khan.

And on that note. I hope you all have a fantastic Father's Day. I'm finishing up my family famous meatballs and deviled eggs, and I'm headed to dad's house. I actually made three batches this years. One with venison for my dad, and two with my regular recipe. I made on for Allan to bring to his parents house. Hope his dad enjoys them.


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Reply #2 on: June 18, 2023, 06:59:29 PM
Went out to breakfast with the wife this morning. Sent daughter a picture of each of us with our food and got a Father's Day greeting back.

About halfway through our breakfast a guy came in with three kids and they all crowded into a small table meant for two. (place was real busy). In spite of being so cramped they were all having a good time.  On my way out I stopped and wished him a Happy Father's Day.

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Reply #3 on: June 19, 2023, 01:56:40 AM
Khan is the reason most Eastern Europeans have a little Mongol blood in them. I used to tell my ex “don’t be getting all Genghis on me.” Made her slanty eyes look angrier. Golden Horde.

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Reply #4 on: June 16, 2024, 02:06:12 PM
Happy Father's day to all our KB father's. You're such an important person in your children's lives I hope today is a fantastic day of enjoyment and relaxation
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Reply #5 on: June 16, 2024, 02:17:06 PM
Thanks Shiela. I know you'll be celebrating with your family. Wishing you and your dad the best.

My step-son is coming over and then it's off to brunch at our favorite restaurant. Have a package from my daughter in New York. Wife's been sitting on it since it came so I don't peek.

Get to open that and we'll have a phone call too. Will put it on speaker so all four of us can talk.

Happy Father's Day to all the other dads out there.

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Reply #6 on: June 16, 2024, 07:13:24 PM




Got a lot of love from a lot of people. Feeling good.

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Reply #7 on: June 16, 2024, 08:08:06 PM
Man I am full. Forgot it was fathers day, and I woke up to a full on breakfast, went to church with everyone, and came home to rain. But right now I am sitting in my office with a still full belly, grateful to have such awesome friends and family. Its either they love me, or fattening me up as a sacrifice. I don't even have to ask for anything, as there was a glass of Grapico on my desk and my sunday paper waiting for me. I love the holiday, I am left wondering how many dads became dads by an accident? and if they did, how many stuck it out like I did? Just some thoughts. To the other fathers on here, thanks. I called my dad to thank him, but my brown nosing sisters are already there making him breakfast and lunch. Jokes on them, I bought him a Leatherman for Father's day. But all in all its turning out to be a good dad's day.


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Reply #8 on: June 16, 2024, 08:28:49 PM
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