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on: February 06, 2022, 09:53:16 PM
Today I  went to church where Satan tempted me.  With a  girl in her 20s in a short sun dress. Way too short for church. She sat across the aisle in my line of sight the whole service.  Very distracting. Once she turned and smiled at me. Like she knew I  was staring at her.  My old drill instructor had a word for what I was thinking.  Eye fucking. Guilty as charged. I'm gonna burn for sure.
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Reply #1 on: February 06, 2022, 11:12:19 PM
Awhile ago, two girls (16?) came to church wearing cocktail dresses. These dresses were so short that they were right at panty level. I complained to one of the ushers-a female (the church had a dress code). The usher told me that it was none of my business and I needed to keep my mouth shut.



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Reply #2 on: February 07, 2022, 12:11:51 AM
What were you thinking complaining about young girls in short skirts?  That's the best eye candy ever.



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Reply #3 on: February 07, 2022, 01:37:42 AM
went to church today myself. I sat with my wife, and younger children. My daughter had her little group of church friends she gets along with, but I never really seen them in a sexual light. Deep family friends and all. I mean i changed some of their diapers. I get the appeal of the forbidden fruit, but its kind of ruined if you know things about them. No harm in fantasizing though. I mean if you have faith, then lean on it, but I tend to lean towards "doing what God made me to do" ideology. Besides at my age, anyone under eighteen is too unripe for my tastes.

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Reply #4 on: February 07, 2022, 01:58:22 AM
Besides at my age, anyone under eighteen is too unripe for my tastes.

Very slightly off-topic, but I can't help picking up on the 'unripe' in your post.

I have the same reaction to most of the models in glossy photo galleries. Several years ago the trend shifted to slender, flat-chested, hairless (that kind of hair) models. Beautiful, yes, but to my mind decidedly 'unripe'.

The major photo studios must be aware of their subscribers' preferences, and make a profit by catering to them, but I can't help wondering which came first: consumer tastes, or the goods on offer.
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Reply #5 on: February 07, 2022, 02:12:43 AM
This is going to be a weird question that will lead to the clarification of my concept of Unripe.

First, I have four kids, three of which are girls. My wife reads all of my stories, and asked me a long time ago: "You write about sex with minors, but with absolutely no attraction to them, how?"

My reply: "Our daughters, and as I am beginning to suspect, most girls under twelve and thirteen are absolutely disgusting with their personal hygiene."
 
Her: Oh.

Me: Yeah.

So Honestly, to me an unripe girl/woman is someone with poor/ or no idea how to maintain themselves. It really isn't about the body type, tits or no, hair or no, just the pureness of keeping your privates clean, or your ass clean. Because, I am taking some medicines to keep me alive that leave me open to certain infections, that having experienced them keeps me away from wanting them again. So here is my question:

 At what age do girls generally start to learn the art of "down there" care? My wife taught my daughters from around seven on, but that's because of certain things they would be going through.

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Reply #6 on: February 07, 2022, 02:27:47 AM
"You write about sex with minors, but with absolutely no attraction to them, how?"

My story kinks are underage and incest, and I have absolutely no 'real life' interest in jumping into bed with anyone underage and/or related to me. Funny how the mind works at times.



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Reply #7 on: February 07, 2022, 02:30:09 AM
So Honestly, to me an unripe girl/woman is someone with poor/ or no idea how to maintain themselves.

Ah, then I completely misread that part of your post and went off on an unnecessary tangent. My apologies.



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Reply #8 on: February 07, 2022, 02:45:39 AM
So Honestly, to me an unripe girl/woman is someone with poor/ or no idea how to maintain themselves.

Ah, then I completely misread that part of your post and went off on an unnecessary tangent. My apologies.

Nothing to apologize for. I mean I use what you said about unripe too, but to me there is nothing sexier than a woman who knows how to maintain herself, and her abilities. Its like the thought of a woman preparing for sex, is sexier than just getting naked and getting it out of the way like some chore they gotta do. But that's just me. But that sexiness carries on if she knows whats shes doing, so even working a hard day, that even if shes sweaty and dirty, knowing that she maintains herself properly does not scare me off. My wife after she works likes to garden, so that pure sweat is sexy. I call it a little trauma of mine when I spent more money on undies for my young daughters than I did for myself. Its scary.

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Reply #9 on: February 09, 2022, 05:14:25 AM
Fun in church. (Not original.)

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Reply #10 on: February 09, 2022, 08:13:19 PM
I’m no longer a moderator, so I don’t moderate. But we have very specific rules about not talking about anything under 18 years of age in “real life.“ What is real life? Your children, their friends, your next-door neighbors, the girl in church. If they’re under 18 years of age, they should not be mentioned, described, or talked about, here. It’s a hard and fast rule. Just saying this for your general edification. Please read forum rules, if you’re not familiar with them.

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Reply #11 on: February 09, 2022, 08:15:26 PM
Fun in church. (Not original.)

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Lots of sexy church ladies here:

http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=23142.0


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Reply #12 on: March 11, 2022, 04:42:48 PM
eye fucking.. I m guilty of that everyday..EVERY woman, married or not  is fair game with me.
As a Christina I find no dichotomy in sexual sharing.Simply loving my neighbor as much as He loves..my wife.
 True story... Had a great old buddy approx the same age. He spent alot of hours here in my house whether
 I was there or not. K new she was comfortable with him a around thought it a great opp.. His wife slipped to mine
 He perused a certain forum site. Even foiund an unawares pic of his posted wife. Wrote an erotic story fantasy
using his and my wife's real  first ..sropped it in his fav column, and even better showed it to my wife to plant
 the seeds... He never approached me, but DID drop it to several men in the church men's group about sharing
my wife  Rose and I'm sure shared it with them.    Their whole attitude became one of constant staring ata my
wife I knew eye fucking her . Tripping all over themselves to spend ANYtime with her at all.
 Bad thing was He never approached me to seal the deal, so.. HE..never got any of Rose's pussy....



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Reply #13 on: March 11, 2022, 04:48:07 PM
After many talks about her fucking other guys, She let sip to alder father figure  male prayer partner about  me fantasizing about sexually sharing her. He used to spend time discussing it and her feelings, and better yet all the places in the Bible sex outside of marriage was practiced. Think it never got much past m,y wife discussing my and another mans fantasies with him. But sometimes dammit, you just want to watch your wife pull a gangbang with ALL the men in the church IN church.