I've never had a massage but have recently thought about getting one. I don't have a clue what to ask/expect, where to go and what to expect, proper terminology, things to avoid, proper decorum, on and on.
Well. I don't know exactly. But I would think it would be best to let her suggest it.
What to ask/expect? If they do that sort of thing, the masseuse will likely offer it at some point. Don't ask, they might throw you out if you do.
Where to go? Seedy part of town.
What to expect? The initial massage charge. If the masseuse offers to 'help you out' and you accept, have your wallet nearby because you'll be charged immediately.
Proper terminology? Wanky, Handy, hand job, helping hand, five finger hug, log flog, wienie squeezie, petting the duck, tug, punching woody, etc. Or she just might ask "
Me love you long time?" or, I've heard of one member being told,
"Me so horny"Things to avoid? Getting arrested. Let her proposition you.
Proper decorum? hmmm. Maybe don't hop on the table with just a towel. Have on your undies. And if she delivers a happy ending to you, say 'thank you'.