I’m giving up porn for Lent.

[Shiela_M]

I usually pack a few pounds during the winter months because I'm not as active at work.  It gets cold and the dogs in boarding and those staying for evaluation dont want to be outside, and we don't want them out for too long.  During the summer I'm always out there with them running around and taking them for walks.  Always wanted to get a fitbit and see how many miles I actually walk.

[Jed_]

Maybe once or twice a year, I’ll have a burrito supreme and two crunchy tacos supreme.  That’s about it.  That stuff will kill you.

Exactly what I had, except the 2 crunchy sans supreme.  I could have eaten twice that, and there in lies the problem.  You keep eating fast food well beyond being full.

Probably talking home wings for our dinner.  Her brother called at 2:20AM needing a babysitter so he could take his wife to the ER, stomach pain.  I expect after that and a 12 hour shift, she’ll be too tired to eat much tonight.

[_priapism]

Maybe once or twice a year, I’ll have a burrito supreme and two crunchy tacos supreme.  That’s about it.  That stuff will kill you.

Exactly what I had, except the 2 crunchy sans supreme.  I could have eaten twice that, and there in lies the problem.  You keep eating fast food well beyond being full.

Probably talking home wings for our dinner.  Her brother called at 2:20AM needing a babysitter so he could take his wife to the ER, stomach pain.  I expect after that and a 12 hour shift, she’ll be too tired to eat much tonight.

Have you seen this game show on TRU called “Hot Ones”?  It’s based on a YouTube show where a guy has celebrities eat super hot hot wings.  The game show requires contestants to eat increasingly hot sauces, while attempting to answer trivia questions.

Well one of my kids loves this show, but the damn thing is, it’s making me crave hot wings.  All I can think about.  With blue cheese and some celery sticks.  Yowza.

Maybe offer to rub some ice on her tongue.  Or nipples.

[Jed_]

I order extra hot.  She gets mild.

Just ordered a quesadilla too.  I got salsa and a jar of jalapeños to go on that.

All to go.

[ChirpingGirl]

I order extra hot.  She gets mild.

Just ordered a quesadilla too.  I got salsa and a jar of jalapeños to go on that.

All to go.

[Jed_]

You get to experience the burn twice.

[celticfeline]

I'm old enough to remember when Catholics had to go meatless every Friday.

My dad and a few others would go fishing on Friday in the summer, usually staying past midnight. The one Catholic with them would fire up a small grill and toss a steak on. He timed it so it would be ready at midnight. Now it was officially Saturday and he forgot about fishing and dug into his steak.

Kinda like following letter of the "law" as opposed to the spirit.

I did similar things when i followed the catholic doctrine. Now as a pagan i eat my chickem when i want.

Just because anti-Catholicism is inevitable, it doesn't mean it's necessary.

Catholics are not forced to abstain from meat, nor to they "have to," nor, for that matter, is abstaining from meat during Lent a point of doctrine.

Mocking people for their religious beliefs and practices may be de rigueur, but it's still in very poor taste.

Oh damn. If that is how i came across it wasn’t the intent. I apologize.