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Louisiana women denies meth and money found in her vagina was hers

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A Louisiana woman allegedly caught with meth hidden inside her vagina said she didn't know where the drugs came from, police said.

Ashley Beth Rolland, 23, was accused of stealing $5,000 from the apartment of a man she'd been staying with for about a week, according to documents published by the Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office.

Ashley Beth Rolland, 23, allegedly told police the drugs inside of her vagina were not hers. (Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office)

The man told the West Monroe Police Department that while he was showering, Rolland swiped his cash and left. Rolland allegedly confessed to police she did take the man's money and left his apartment.

The documents said a female correctional officer later searched Rolland and, inside of Rolland's vagina, discovered $6,233 along with "a clear plastic bag" of roughly one gram of meth — which Rolland denied was hers.

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Are you sure this didn't happen in florida??? This seems more like a Florida man situation...



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Even if the $6,000 plus found inside of her were in one-hundred dollar bills, how big was her vagina? From the photo I saw of her, she was not a big person.

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Even if the $6,000 plus found inside of her were in one-hundred dollar bills, how big was her vagina? From the photo I saw of her, she was not a big person.


For the record, her stature and vagina size are not necessarily related.

More the the point, the vagina is extremely elastic. And while math has never been my strong suit, the width of a newborn's head is certainly larger than a wadded up roll of 60 $100 bills.






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Even if the $6,000 plus found inside of her were in one-hundred dollar bills, how big was her vagina? From the photo I saw of her, she was not a big person.


For the record, her stature and vagina size are not necessarily related.

More the the point, the vagina is extremely elastic. And while math has never been my strong suit, the width of a newborn's head is certainly larger than a wadded up roll of 60 $100 bills.






I don't want either one of those two things passing through my nether regions.



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I don't want either one of those two things passing through my nether regions.

I know what you would like passing through your nether regions...…. ;D ;D

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