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Reply #420 on: August 18, 2023, 04:15:24 PM

I took the first of my licences in the UK and had to pass a sudden-death test. One mistake and that was it. Not checking the mirror before signalling would do it. As would not checking that that car behind you was giving way.


My Russian mother-in-law took the sudden death 15 times before passing. I have tremendous respect for the Brits who understand the serious responsibilities that come with operating a motor vehicle that can be an instrument of death in the wrong hands.

Here in the states they’ll let anyone behind the wheel. Mayhem.

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Reply #421 on: August 18, 2023, 06:16:34 PM
Sorry for the F-bombs. I was headed to the store and the number of misued or unused turn signals just had me quite irritated. When I got home I wasnt in a margarita mood but I do have the jack Daniel's honey. After a few of those and a phone call with a friend where I vented my irritations. I jumped on here and did the same.

The one that bothers me the absolute most is when people start cutting into my lane and hit the signal when they are already half way into my lane. If you use it properly and let me know you want to get over, I will let you in.



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Reply #422 on: August 18, 2023, 10:58:13 PM
My son had a flat tire this week, so I drove over to help. I called the “fix a flat” company and they sent over a very young fellow who had NO idea how to change a tire. He was loosening lug bolts, before he had even checked for the jack, or that the spare tire even had air in it.

I said “You really don’t have any idea what you’re doing, do you?” He looked at me like a deer in the headlights. I gave him a $30 tip and took care of things another way. He was relieved. So was I.

He would not have passed a sudden death exam in England.

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Reply #423 on: August 19, 2023, 05:38:01 AM
That's what they call it?  Sudden death, for a driving test?  Think they could have come up with a better name.

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Reply #424 on: August 19, 2023, 06:02:08 PM
That's what they call it?  Sudden death, for a driving test?  Think they could have come up with a better name.

If you make one mistake, they terminate the test, and you have to take it again.

Obi and Hilda can fill in the details, but I understand that it requires complete understanding of the rules of the road, local geography, emergency maintenance, and the proper operation and use of the vehicle. Far more comprehensive than anything here in the US. You have to lift the bonnet and point out where all the fluids go and what they are. A lot of the people I know don’t even know where the hood release is on their car.

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Reply #425 on: August 19, 2023, 06:22:03 PM
Don't you mean bonnet release??

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Reply #426 on: August 20, 2023, 06:39:02 AM
That's what they call it?  Sudden death, for a driving test?  Think they could have come up with a better name.

If you make one mistake, they terminate the test, and you have to take it again.

Obi and Hilda can fill in the details, but I understand that it requires complete understanding of the rules of the road, local geography, emergency maintenance, and the proper operation and use of the vehicle. Far more comprehensive than anything here in the US. You have to lift the bonnet and point out where all the fluids go and what they are. A lot of the people I know don’t even know where the hood release is on their car.

I took my UK driving test long before automatic transmissions became standard. Many of the required driving skills involved gear changing. I don't know how today's tests reflect computer-assisted braking and other features of modern cars.

The skills I had to demonstrate were:

  • Emergency braking: The examiner chose a long stretch of empty road, told you to maintain a cruising speed of around 30 mph until he slapped his thigh. You had to bring the car to a complete stop without skidding or stalling. (And without forgetting to glance in the rear-view mirror before hitting the brake.)
  • Three-point turn: Reversing the car in a narrow street.
  • Right-angle reverse: Back smoothly into a side street and park the car parallel to the pavement not more than about six inches from the kerb. (Can't remember the exact distance. The examiner always carried a tape measure for borderline cases.)
  • Park the car on an uphill slope, then move off without stalling the engine or rolling back.

Even if you could demonstrate all the above, there was another requirement that caught out many learners: Keeping up with the flow of traffic. Too slow, too fast, or too erratic and you'd get the dreaded pink slip.

When I was living in Chapel Hill I had an international licence but read that recognition of such a licence was a jurisdictional thing, so I opted to take the NC test. My experience was probably not representative. As I pulled out of the DMV parking lot, the examiner said, "I see you've done this before," and we spent the next fifteen minutes driving around the back streets having a lovely chat about countries we'd visited. The examiner had been an air force brat and had lived in dozens of places. He also told me that it was his last day at that particular DMV centre, and I was his last examinee. He'd been promoted to the head office in Durham.



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Reply #427 on: August 20, 2023, 06:11:00 PM
I am an Alfa Romeo aficionado. An Alfista.

Having driven standard transmissions most of my life, I can tell you the most annoying thing of all is coming to a stop, on a steep incline, and having some idiot pull up right behind you, almost touching your rear bumper. How in the hell are you supposed to get the car in gear and proceed forward once the light turns green, without rolling backwards when you depress the clutch?

With experience you learn how to do it, but I despise idiots who don’t know that most European roadsters are four (or five or six) on the floor.
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Reply #428 on: August 20, 2023, 06:20:22 PM
I am an Alfa Romeo aficionado. An Alfista.

Having driven standard transmissions most of my life, I can tell you the most annoying thing of all is coming to a stop, on a steep incline, and having some idiot pull up right behind you, almost touching your rear bumper. How in the hell are you supposed to get the car in gear and proceed forward once the light turns green, without rolling backwards when you depress the clutch?

With experience you learn how to do it, but I despise idiots who don’t know that most European roasters are four (or five or six) on the floor.

Daddy drove a stick.  t 15 when I was getting my "hours" in, he taught me to stay at least 10 feet behind other cars.  His reasoning....same as you listed. 

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Reply #429 on: September 20, 2023, 08:39:13 PM
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