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Reply #20 on: October 03, 2018, 04:30:26 PM
I can see the job description:

Wanted.  Person to clean robots after sex.   :emot_weird:


RF is KB's master of massage parlors. Nice.  ;D ;D ;D

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Reply #21 on: October 03, 2018, 04:57:56 PM
They'll need to do a thorough job...



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Reply #22 on: October 03, 2018, 06:46:45 PM
Quote from: IdleBoast on October 03, 2018, 04:57:56 PM
They'll need to do a thorough job...




A friend of mine worked in an ER.  A guy came in whose girlfriend angry with him had shoved a round hairbrush up his ass bristles first.  The bristles naturally bent going in locking the brush inside him.  Removing the brush both pulled his colon outside his body and perforated it.

So lesson learned about pissing off your significant other, check for nearby hairbrushes before reaching to the floor for your clothes.


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Reply #23 on: October 03, 2018, 07:29:01 PM
Quote from: IdleBoast on October 03, 2018, 04:57:56 PM
They'll need to do a thorough job...



Nope.  :emot_weird:


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Reply #24 on: October 03, 2018, 07:57:01 PM
I'm just gonna leave this here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM

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Reply #25 on: October 04, 2018, 01:51:11 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on October 03, 2018, 04:30:26 PM

RF is KB's master of massage parlors. Nice.  ;D ;D ;D


Naw, just a 'hobbyist'.  ;D  I like a good rub just as much as sex.  I miss the little Chinese gal in Mesa, AZ.  I haven't found anyone in Dallas that even comes close to her skillz.


edit: and I miss Left Eye... <sigh>  TLC was never the same without her.
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Reply #26 on: October 04, 2018, 01:56:35 AM
Quote from: RopeFiend on October 04, 2018, 01:51:11 AM
I miss the little Chinese gal in Mesa, AZ.

My best massage therapist was this Ashiatsu specialist in Port Angeles Washington.  White, hippy dippy vegan chick.  IDFK, she called her heels "Ball Peens" for the way she used them for deep tissue musculo-skeletal work.  I was bedridden at the time, it was all I could do to walk a couple blocks to see her, but so worth it.

Sex wasn't on the menu.  This was:


No charge for the view.  Everything on that plate, right down to the wood in the handle cheese knife came from the Olympia Peninsula.

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