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Offline msslave

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on: February 15, 2018, 07:01:15 PM
This is msslave's 2600th post.  I know I don't have a lot to say, but I keep plugging along and enjoying all the other fun posters on KB.

Can one WOO oneself???

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Reply #1 on: February 15, 2018, 07:03:04 PM
Quote from: msslave on February 15, 2018, 07:01:15 PM
Can one WOO oneself???

Nope, but I took care of it for you.   :emot_kiss:

And you do have a lot to say.   I said it a couple of months ago.  I love having you here at KB.

And I still owed you one to make up for that boo I gave you a few weeks ago.  ;)
« Last Edit: February 15, 2018, 07:16:35 PM by MintJulie »

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Reply #2 on: February 15, 2018, 07:13:49 PM
Quote from: msslave on February 15, 2018, 07:01:15 PM

Can one WOO oneself???


No, but one can be woo'd by others.

Wait for it...






"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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Reply #3 on: February 15, 2018, 09:31:37 PM
Quote from: msslave on February 15, 2018, 07:01:15 PM
This is msslave's 2600th post.  I know I don't have a lot to say, but I keep plugging along and enjoying all the other fun posters on KB.

Can one WOO oneself???


 :sign_yourock:


Keep it up!


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Reply #4 on: February 15, 2018, 09:49:54 PM
Holy Moly! Five Woos on one post!?!?
OK, guess it did look like I was fishing. ;D

Thanks all.  You're a great bunch. :emot_updwn:

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Reply #5 on: February 15, 2018, 10:17:07 PM
Am I the only one opening this thread expecting a boast about incredible personal flexibility?



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Reply #6 on: February 15, 2018, 10:23:33 PM
Quote from: IdleBoast on February 15, 2018, 10:17:07 PM
Am I the only one opening this thread expecting a boast about incredible personal flexibility?



Congratulations!  That's quite an achievement!   :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:



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Reply #7 on: February 16, 2018, 12:17:28 AM
Quote from: IdleBoast on February 15, 2018, 10:17:07 PM

Am I the only one opening this thread expecting a boast about incredible personal flexibility?


Nope.

That was the first thing that popped into my mind...






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Reply #8 on: February 16, 2018, 12:46:14 AM
 :sign_getyourmindoutofthegutte

Of course that was the first thing I thought! :facepalm:

Don't ask me.
I'm just as clueless about life as you are.

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Reply #9 on: February 16, 2018, 01:20:57 AM
WOO for blowing your own.......ahem, horn.  8)

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Reply #10 on: February 16, 2018, 01:25:05 AM


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Reply #11 on: February 16, 2018, 02:20:34 AM
This reminds me of the joke about a man talking to a farmer who then notices the farmer’s dog is licking himself, and he says, ‘I wish I could do that.’

The farmer replies, ‘No, that dog would bite you. . . . .’


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Reply #12 on: February 16, 2018, 02:41:55 AM
 :emot_laughing:

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Reply #13 on: February 16, 2018, 01:34:53 PM
Quote from: IdleBoast on February 15, 2018, 10:17:07 PM
Am I the only one opening this thread expecting a boast about incredible personal flexibility?



Well, I was about to answer, 'Yes'.   But I was obviously wrong by the other responses.  hahahaha

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Reply #14 on: February 17, 2018, 02:28:24 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on February 16, 2018, 02:20:34 AM
This reminds me of the joke about a man talking to a farmer who then notices the farmer’s dog is licking himself, and he says, ‘I wish I could do that.’

The farmer replies, ‘No, that dog would bite you. . . . .’

The version I know finishes;

Give him a biscuit, he'll probably let you!


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Reply #15 on: February 17, 2018, 02:41:55 PM
Quote from: IdleBoast on February 17, 2018, 02:28:24 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on February 16, 2018, 02:20:34 AM
This reminds me of the joke about a man talking to a farmer who then notices the farmer’s dog is licking himself, and he says, ‘I wish I could do that.’

The farmer replies, ‘No, that dog would bite you. . . . .’

The version I know finishes;

Give him a biscuit, he'll probably let you!

Not bad, but I like the thought of the stoic stern faced farmer shaking his head and warning of a potentially dangerous act.


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Reply #16 on: February 17, 2018, 05:49:14 PM
The one I remember was:

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can! ;D

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Reply #17 on: February 18, 2018, 03:31:58 AM
Persistence.



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Reply #18 on: May 14, 2018, 03:26:29 AM
Quote from: msslave on February 15, 2018, 07:01:15 PM
Can one WOO oneself?

Not any more, but when I was younger.


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Reply #19 on: May 14, 2018, 03:27:56 AM
Quote from: Jed_ on February 16, 2018, 02:20:34 AM
This reminds me of the joke about a man talking to a farmer who then notices the farmer’s dog is licking himself, and he says, ‘I wish I could do that.’

The farmer replies, ‘No, that dog would bite you.

yeah, classic.  And still funny!

My mom (A nurse) told one about a thoracic surgeon coming in to the ER with a nasty gash.  He needed stitches, but he kept kibitzing the nurse.  Until he finally got fed up, and took the needle away from her.

On the way out, the nurse said "Suture self."
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