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CJ and KitKats super horny ghost adventure! (parody, ScFi)

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KitKat

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Reply #100 on: February 06, 2017, 11:10:42 PM
 :-*



KitKat

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Reply #101 on: February 09, 2017, 10:04:17 PM
We're waiting.  :roll:



ChirpingGirl

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Reply #102 on: February 09, 2017, 10:08:23 PM
Jawohl, Lord Kit!



KitKat

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Reply #103 on: February 09, 2017, 10:10:05 PM
Okay then, I can finish it for ya. ;)



KitKat

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Reply #104 on: February 09, 2017, 10:12:05 PM
:emot_laughing: Me with a 70's bush?!

I still love a thick bush....but, I'm old.  Ahhhh the '70s.

 :emot_laughing:




ChirpingGirl

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Reply #105 on: February 09, 2017, 10:23:45 PM
Okay then, I can finish it for ya. ;)

You don't know the plot.  ;D



KitKat

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Reply #106 on: February 09, 2017, 11:17:23 PM
Doesn't matter.



KitKat

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Reply #107 on: February 10, 2017, 12:43:00 AM
Okay then, here goes...


GG, finally free of the incubus turns to Kit. He covers himself in embarrassment.

"What the hell happened?" GG asked confused.

CJ replies, "We saved you from certain death."

"Are you alright GG?" asked Kit.

GG replied, "I'd be much better if I could put my clothes back on."

CJ picks up the speedo that was thrown across the room and tosses it to GG. He quickly slips it on.

KitKat, CJ, and GG walk out of the basement, back upstairs, and meet the owner outside. CJ hands him the vacuum.

"Keep this safe, don't let the incubus escape."

The owner is confused.

CJ walks over to her car as she says, "Gotta go. My sexy wife is cooking homemade hamburgers tonight. So long suckas."

"You need a ride GG," Kit asks.

GG turns to Kit and says in a kidding yet flirtatious way, "Sure could use a good rider, how bout it Kit?"

KitKat punches him in the arm in a playful way, then replies, "Get in the car."

GG continues, "Come on, you owe me. I never asked to be apart of this whole mess anyway."

Kit turns to GG and smiles, then says, "You know you enjoyed it."

Then KitKat drops GG off at home, drives to her house and takes a long hot bubble bath. It was a dirty job, but somebody had to do it.

The End



ChirpingGirl

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Reply #108 on: February 10, 2017, 02:15:22 AM
CJ slapped KitKat for day dreaming.

"Stop hitting me, bitch!"

"Quit day dreaming and focus on reality."

KitKat's fantasy turned back into reality. The now free of the Incubus Gemini was confused.

"Where, where am I?" Gemini asked.

"You have been a participant in the biggest interdimensional cross rip since the Tunguska blast of 1909!"

"1908." CJ corrected her.

"Who are you girls?"

"We're the Ghostbusters." CJ said.

"We're not the... fuck it, yes we're the Ghostbusters! Ok, you happy?"

"Why does my penis feel like it's been sucked on by a cheap prostitute?" Gemini asked.

The house begins to shake. The three of them run out to see the entire house sucked into a ghostly vortex that was kind of like how the house in poltergeist was sucked into some weird ghost dimensional thingy. In fact it was exactly like that. All that remained of the house was a crater and bits of the house left behind. CJ and KitKat stared at the empty crater.

"Ah, fuck!" CJ screamed.

"What?" KitKat asked.

"That old motherfucker didn't pay us."

Gemini is the only one who seems to notice.

"Where's the old guy?"

He wasn't there, and he wasn't going to be.

"Shit. Did anyone even check if he was still alive?" CJ asked.

They didn't.

"Well he's fucked." CJ said as she looked at the old mans expensive car.

CJ went to the car and examined it.

"This old piece of shit has to be worth about thirty grand."

"You're not gonna steal his car, are you?" KitKat asked.

"No, of course not!"

KitKat waits for it.

"Well yes."

"You know, I can't help but mention there were some unexplained things that happened. Almost like plot holes."

"Best not to dwell on it. This whole thing's gone on long enough as it is."

"Yeah, I guess you're right." KitKat said.

"Can I get a ride to a hospital? My penis really hurts."

"Yeah, sure." CJ gently punches Gemini in the nuts.

"What about the Incubus?" KitKat asked.

"Don't worry. I think we can find a use for old Bertha here and teach it a lesson."

KitKat wondered what she meant.

Some time later in a dark ally a filthy homeless man stumbled over to where Bertha's hose was sticking out of the hole where a brick is missing from an old building. He tossed a few pennies nickles and dimes through the hole and the sound of a vacuum cleaner turning on can be heard.

"Alright, whore, show me what you got!"

He sticks his filthy cock into the hose and grunts a few times before cumming inside of it. The muffled scream of a paranormal being can be heard over the sound of the vacuum cleaner.

Back at the office, KitKat files their first case. She puts the file in a drawer, shuts it, then smiles. CJ runs in to the office.

"You gotta see this!"

CJ grabs her and takes her outside to see the offices new logo.

"What do you think?" CJ asked.

Hanging above the front door was a logo similar to Ghostbusters, but with a female ghost with big boobs and a wide open mouth as if to suggest oral sex. "Ghost... Busters" was written in large spooky letters below it.

"Did you know parody is legal?" CJ asked.

KitKat didn't even bother.

"Ok, we're Ghostbusters."

"Ghost... Busters. Or we'll fuckin' get sued."

CJ put her arm around a despondent KitKat.

The end.











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ChirpingGirl

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Reply #109 on: February 10, 2017, 09:08:21 PM
Join the dynamic dimwits for their next adventure: CJ and KitKat's super awesome sexy monster mash!



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Reply #110 on: February 10, 2017, 10:09:04 PM
Whoof! We barely escaped with our lives! As Churchill said, there's nothing more exhilarating than being shot at and missed. (He would not have said the same about a playful punch in the nuts. That HURTS!) (And you can't retaliate.)



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Reply #111 on: February 10, 2017, 10:17:45 PM
Great adventure.  GG may disagree but someone had to bite the bullet.  Next up monsters...can't wait.

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Reply #112 on: February 10, 2017, 10:33:20 PM
GG deserves much better treatment.



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Reply #113 on: February 11, 2017, 12:51:32 AM
A sweet blowjob at the very least, once he's himself again.