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Reply #20 on: July 27, 2008, 05:58:29 PM
When hearing something for the first time, I have to ask myself whether the music has any point at all other than to make skads of filthy lucre for the performer, the record company suits and marketing geeks.  Is the music connected to anything real?  I hesitate to use the word "soul" so I won't.  Let's just say the artist/performer is motivated by something greater and less tangible than the desire to make money or fulfill some contractual obligation.  When listening to artists like Nirvana, Toots and the Maytals or The Stanley Brothers, I know that here at last is someone who loves (or loved) what they do, has something to say and a kickass way of saying it.  At the end of the day, it's not about the money.

Don't get me wrong.  I like money as much as the next guy.  But I hate being sold.  The idea that some fresh faces might audition and be cobbled together by some marketing execs to appeal to a specific demographic or a fat recording contract is awarded to someone because they received the most votes in a national talent competition is anathema.  Nothing worth listening to can ever come from such arrangements as these.

This all might sound like I am slamming popular music, and I guess I am, but the so called "alternative" music is just as bad.  Tune in most any alternative station and you will hear one song of heart, insight and originality followed by about four songs by bands trying to whore off the first band so that they can (you guessed it) move a lot of product. This is why I rarely listen to these stations anymore.

So, just to recap:  bad music for me is the stuff put out there by someone who thinks maybe I, or my teenage daughter, will like it, hum it and presumably buy it.  Good music is made by people who could really care less if we like it or not.  It is a game of sheeps vs. goats; who wants to be a star and who wants to be an artist.

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Reply #21 on: September 14, 2012, 03:20:04 PM
Great old thread. Will be moved to the music section

My pick

Macarena by Los Del Rio

Not that it's really all that bad of a song but more for the fact that EVERYONE felt the need to do this stupid dance all the time



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Reply #22 on: September 14, 2012, 06:04:18 PM
Great old thread. Will be moved to the music section

My pick

Macarena by Los Del Rio

Not that it's really all that bad of a song but more for the fact that EVERYONE felt the need to do this stupid dance all the time


Another great thread resurrection, Coach!

But "everyone felt the need"? I went to a Cubs game about a month ago, and in the middle of one of the innings, "Macarena" came blaring out of the loudspeakers. And thousands of people started doing that stupid dance...





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Reply #23 on: September 14, 2012, 06:08:57 PM
SO......where's the pictures with you doing it also  ;D



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Reply #24 on: September 14, 2012, 06:26:04 PM
SO......where's the pictures with you doing it also  ;D


I never said that I didn't do it also...





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Reply #25 on: September 14, 2012, 06:39:40 PM
"Don't Worry Be Happy" [Bobby McFerrin] lol This one and "Macerena" i cannot stand.

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Reply #26 on: September 14, 2012, 06:53:31 PM

I think "Ebony and Ivory," by Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder, is the worst song ever.

It was written and performed by two of the 20th century's greatest singers/songwriters. And it is the biggest collection of inane drivel ever assembled in one place.

I'd also give honorable mentions to "The Girl is Mine," by Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson, for the pretty much the same reason as above; and to "Everything is Beautiful," by Ray Stevens, if only for it's immortal opening line, "Jesus loves the little children..."





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Reply #27 on: September 14, 2012, 06:59:21 PM
I'm with you on the first two you stated B. AS are many polls over the years. Both of these songs rate right towards the top of the list.



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Reply #28 on: September 14, 2012, 07:04:11 PM
When hearing something for the first time, I have to ask myself whether the music has any point at all other than to make skads of filthy lucre for the performer, the record company suits and marketing geeks.  Is the music connected to anything real?  I hesitate to use the word "soul" so I won't.  Let's just say the artist/performer is motivated by something greater and less tangible than the desire to make money or fulfill some contractual obligation.  When listening to artists like Nirvana, Toots and the Maytals or The Stanley Brothers, I know that here at last is someone who loves (or loved) what they do, has something to say and a kickass way of saying it.  At the end of the day, it's not about the money.

Don't get me wrong.  I like money as much as the next guy.  But I hate being sold.  The idea that some fresh faces might audition and be cobbled together by some marketing execs to appeal to a specific demographic or a fat recording contract is awarded to someone because they received the most votes in a national talent competition is anathema.  Nothing worth listening to can ever come from such arrangements as these.

This all might sound like I am slamming popular music, and I guess I am, but the so called "alternative" music is just as bad.  Tune in most any alternative station and you will hear one song of heart, insight and originality followed by about four songs by bands trying to whore off the first band so that they can (you guessed it) move a lot of product. This is why I rarely listen to these stations anymore.

So, just to recap:  bad music for me is the stuff put out there by someone who thinks maybe I, or my teenage daughter, will like it, hum it and presumably buy it.  Good music is made by people who could really care less if we like it or not.  It is a game of sheeps vs. goats; who wants to be a star and who wants to be an artist.


First time I remember reading this and WOO for posting it. About sums up my views on music and my reasons for slamming the "popular" music posts.

I wish I could have put together as well stated post as this.



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Reply #29 on: September 15, 2012, 06:17:30 AM
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Reply #30 on: September 15, 2012, 11:55:45 AM
Fun thread! I forgotted this one!

I loved Ryan's answer... gosh I miss her being here!



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Reply #31 on: September 15, 2012, 01:52:24 PM
I Miss AOT also. I never really knew how intelligent she is.

I love songs from the 60's era (Elvis, Beatles) and listen to the oldies a lot. Once heard a song named "I've got a brand new pair of roller stakes, you have the key" omg it was terrible. Don't know the artist tho.
Sorry to interject. JMO

one of the originals


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Reply #32 on: September 15, 2012, 01:57:33 PM
You're right Staci, this is a bad song 

Brand New Key - Melanie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml1696pN-yE

"Brand New Key" is a pop song written by folk singer Melanie (Melanie Safka), which became a novelty hit in 1971-72. Taken from Melanie's album Gather Me, it was also known as "The Roller-skate Song". It was her biggest hit, reaching #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart in December 1971 and January 1972. It reached #1 in Canada and Australia, and #4 in the UK charts. Melanie's version of "Brand New Key" was featured in the 1997 film Boogie Nights.

The song is lighthearted in tone, sung from the viewpoint of a girl trying to attract the attention of a boy:



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Reply #33 on: September 17, 2012, 03:58:21 PM
"We Are The World".....makes me cringe!