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Offline biseXpapa

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on: August 05, 2016, 05:47:32 PM
I'm a retired Flower Child -- entered puberty in California during the "Summer of Love" in 1967.  I've lived a liberal, sexual, adventurous life.  What you might expect from a hippie: by the time I was 16 I had a sitar shipped from India, decided to be openly bisexual, had a high school sweetheart whom I later married (we had a 3way on the second date) and I had taken lots of psychedelics. 

Rather less expected, I was diagnosed with lymphoma and given 3 years to live.  Lucky for me, doctors didn't know what they were talking about in those days.  Turns out I didn't die after all.  But a death sentence will light a fire under one's butt!  I got married at 20, we were in college together, and studied abroad in Japan.  A brief Peace Corps fiasco in the Philippines, then travel in Mexico, and Central America.  (How long is this supposed to be?)

I've worked as a men's reproductive health specialist, state health official working on Navajo, Apache, Hopi Nations, college instructor, freelance editor, and, since graduating from law school have been unemployable.  New degrees like MPA, MPH were required for what I had done, my experience and dusty, old MA could have grandfathered me in with 3 years in the last 5 working in public health, but law school was 5 years.

My 1st marriage relationship/marriage lasted a total of 22 years.  She divorced me in law school when I wasn't able to give her the attention she needed.  Sex was always great, it just got better.  We were still doing each other regularly 3 years after the divorce.  Finally I called it quits.  We each got to arrange 2 final fucks.  We loved 3ways and I kept a list.  Grand Total: 385 bi guys.

I'm similarly promiscuous with my 2nd wife although we're slowing down with age.  Still, we did over 100 men in 16 years.  Both women are sexually submissive.  Out of the bedroom I get in big trouble for saying any of the stuff I say in the bedroom.  I am now thinking about writing my sexual memoirs.  The whole internet environment is new to me.  That's basically why I'm here -- to learn how to post nasty stories -- I think.

I think Phallus Worship is more objectively reasonable than Christianity.


Offline redhatlover

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Reply #1 on: August 05, 2016, 06:02:45 PM
Welcum to KB!  Always glad to greet another writer!

I am like Charlie the Tuna.  I don't want women with good taste, I want women who taste good.


Offline MintJulie

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Reply #2 on: August 05, 2016, 08:38:49 PM
Good afternoon Papa!    

Quite the introduction.    So happy that you took a moment to say Hi.

Hope you're enjoying yourself so far.    Look around and explore.   Sounds like you'll be able to contribute quite a bit.    I look forward to it.

Should you need help with anything, or have any questions, just ask.    Many willing and able members will happily assist you.

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Reply #3 on: August 06, 2016, 03:40:08 PM
Welcome to KB! 

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Reply #4 on: August 06, 2016, 06:12:51 PM
Welcome.



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Reply #5 on: August 07, 2016, 06:40:45 AM
Hello