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on: November 07, 2024, 10:22:51 PM
Hello my people. Yes I've gone among the missing. Sorry to say I'm currently relaxing in the beautiful VA hospital in Minneapolis.

They brought me in here by ambulance Tuesday morning. It was an eventful morning. I started off the day trying to go from my recliner to my Walker and I slowly slid to the floor. I was not able able to get myself off the floor but I was not injured. If I take an ambulance to the VA it cost me like $1,100. I told my wife do not call for the ambulance. We did find out that if you just called the fire department they'll come out and pick you up and that's what we did. The fireman walked me from the front room out to the kitchen. I sat down at the table. My wife brought me some coffee and my morning pills and I started taking the pills. I'm not sure at what point things changed but my wife found me asleep at the table. One hand holding up my head. She could not wake me up and if you knew my wife, you would know that she can yell very loud. She called a friend who suggested dumping ice down my back . Thankfully she did not try that. I did start to wake up after about 20 minutes of being a chair zombie. When I did start to show signs of Life, all I did was Babel in incomprehensible words. That didn't mean anything and after an another minute or two I was able to form words and got a brief explanation of my wife. What happened. At that point I said go ahead and call the ambulance and ship me off.

Arriving at the VA. They instantly started doing tests. It didn't take too long before they decided that they were going to admit me and hold me at least overnight, ambulance paid for.

The next question is what the hell happened ? After exhaustive testing and meeting with both people from the heart department and neurosurgery department I've got a full crew working on me. I had another heart doctor come in this afternoon and he gave me the best explanation yet of what they think has happened.

According to the heart doctor, my heart shows that it's not pumping enough blood. That can cause the episodes that I've had where I'm fainting or just going comatose. So that means guess what more tests got to have lots of tests .

Also the neurosurgeons want to take a look at what's been happening to my legs that's made it so hard for me to walk all of a sudden. So they are going to try and get me scheduled for an MRI. I have a feeling I may have to come back and revisit the VA for that. The MRI department is very busy and to sneak somebody in at the last minute has to be life-threatening I think.

More adventures More adventures the life of Bob and I'm starting to feel better to where I can make some posts again. I've missed not being with you guys. I hope that this posting does not scare anybody. And yes, while it's serious I'm in good hands and I think I will be able to come out of this and be okay and get back to perving with you guys.

Take care and love you all and it's good to see Writer still enjoying his extended family with all the loves and adoration they show. What an epic episode.

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Reply #1 on: November 07, 2024, 10:37:10 PM
So sorry to hear my friend. I ended up on the floor on Friday. Seizure. Didn’t call 911. But I feel you. I recommend a sponge bath my a hot nurse named Yolanda. Followed by a warm coffee enema. That will get your blood circulating.

Love you and hope you are doing better.

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Reply #2 on: November 07, 2024, 10:49:21 PM
So sorry to hear about your travails. Myself, I need to go to the VA for a "procedure" and I had planned to do that this week, but put it off until next week because I impulsively bought some items and they get here next Tuesday (don't want them sitting out on the porch).

I love going to the VA, to be amongst my brothers and sisters in arms.



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Reply #3 on: November 07, 2024, 10:50:31 PM
I do have two home health ppl come in every week.

One is an attractive Muslim. She's very devout so I don't think any hanky panky from that corner. In fact, we've set up a room where she can pray.

We're still waiting to find out who our new home health care worker will be that's still pending with the company.

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Reply #4 on: November 07, 2024, 10:56:58 PM
Bob, I am seriously considering getting you and the missus some beach therapy down here in Pensacola. I love you like the cool uncle, and hope things improve. Don't worry, there might be more epic episodes after this debacle blows over. It seems there is some sneaky things afoot in the family, since every side now wants me to sell them the camp. Little do they know.....

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Reply #5 on: November 08, 2024, 12:41:25 AM
I really hope you all get healthier and stay healthy, you are in my thoughts.



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Reply #6 on: November 08, 2024, 03:08:13 PM
Latest news from me is they're doing an angiogram to go inside my heart looking for a blockage . They think they know where it is based on an echocardiogram they did the other day.

So right now I sit here. Limited only to ice chips. Nothing else by mouth. No coffee,. No food. Just sitting and waiting for something to happen.

I'll try and keep you informed as I know something.

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Reply #7 on: November 08, 2024, 03:28:38 PM
Latest news from me is they're doing an angiogram to go inside my heart looking for a blockage . They think they know where it is based on an echocardiogram they did the other day.

So right now I sit here. Limited only to ice chips. Nothing else by mouth. No coffee,. No food. Just sitting and waiting for something to happen.

I'll try and keep you informed as I know something.


Had an MRA in 2009. They stick a small catheter in your groin and the move up towards the heart with a scope and contrasting dye. I was able to watch mine on the screen. The dye showed where the blockage was. When they opened that stent, WHOOSH! I felt 1,000 times better. Went home the same day.

Hope you get good news. Praying for you today buddy.


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Reply #8 on: November 08, 2024, 04:00:31 PM
While they are down there at your groin, see if you can't get them to extend your little peepee and make it bigger. Good luck my friend.

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Reply #9 on: November 08, 2024, 05:14:18 PM
While they are down there at your groin, see if you can't get them to extend your little peepee and make it bigger. Good luck my friend.

I didn’t mention that when they remove the catheter, they apply *extreme* pressure to stop the bleeding. I had a fucking bruise that was far worse than the actual procedure. Felt like the Hulk had gone to town on my crotch.

But Bob will probably enjoy that.

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Reply #10 on: November 08, 2024, 05:48:34 PM
Sorry to hear this Bob.  You are in my thoughts. Best place for you right now is where you're at. They will get you patched up. Keep us informed when if you can.  LOVE YOU  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

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Reply #11 on: November 09, 2024, 12:26:34 AM
While they are down there at your groin, see if you can't get them to extend your little peepee and make it bigger. Good luck my friend.

Thanks Staci. Always nice to know you have my best interest at heart ❤️

Good you keep your post in the spirit of this board.

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Reply #12 on: November 09, 2024, 12:39:34 AM
While they are down there at your groin, see if you can't get them to extend your little peepee and make it bigger. Good luck my friend.

I didn’t mention that when they remove the catheter, they apply *extreme* pressure to stop the bleeding. I had a fucking bruise that was far worse than the actual procedure. Felt like the Hulk had gone to town on my crotch.

But Bob will probably enjoy that.
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I got two stents and they went in through the wrist this time.

I have a tight plastic band around the wrist. Been on a few hours. My nurse just let some air out. She'll be doing that next couple hours. Meanwhile we watch for any bleeding until it's off.

They even gave me pictures. :D

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Reply #13 on: November 09, 2024, 01:21:33 AM

I got two stents and they went in through the wrist this time.

I have a tight plastic band around the wrist. Been on a few hours. My nurse just let some air out. She'll be doing that next couple hours. Meanwhile we watch for any bleeding until it's off.

They even gave me pictures. :D

They made my day Bob. I’m so happy for you. Had to choke back a few tears.

The wrist sounds a hell of a lot better than the groin. Pat McGroin.

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