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on: December 10, 2013, 01:15:35 AM
http://t.news.ca.msn.com/canada/canada-makes-north-pole-claim-without-mapping


And just try to stop us. USA, China, Russia, bring it on and feel the wrath of the mighty Canadian Military!

(Had a hard time saying that with a straight face)
« Last Edit: December 10, 2013, 01:29:52 AM by phtlc »

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Reply #1 on: December 10, 2013, 01:31:13 AM
I know. I've seen your aircraft carrier.  (It's a barge with a single Harrier.)

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Reply #2 on: December 10, 2013, 01:33:41 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on December 10, 2013, 01:31:13 AM
I know. I've seen your aircraft carrier.  (It's a barge with a single Harrier.)


Hey!! Don't laugh at our navy! Like yourselves, we have a two ocean Navy...half our fleet on the Atlantic and the other boat on the Pacific!!

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Reply #3 on: December 10, 2013, 02:44:00 AM
Will Canada also claim Santa Claus as their own?  ;D

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Reply #4 on: December 10, 2013, 02:45:15 AM
Maybe Santa will become Monarch of Canada. ;-)

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Reply #5 on: December 10, 2013, 05:42:43 PM
You will all tremble and shiver when you see that the Canadians will be backed by our fierceful Belgian Navy...kayak, Sinterklaas and his Black Petes!!!!!
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Reply #7 on: December 10, 2013, 08:54:58 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on December 10, 2013, 02:44:00 AM
Will Canada also claim Santa Claus as their own?  ;D


Working on the trademark right now

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Reply #8 on: December 10, 2013, 08:55:50 PM
Quote from: Bexy on December 10, 2013, 05:42:43 PM
You will all tremble and shiver when you see that the Canadians will be backed by our fierceful Belgian Navy...kayak, Sinterklaas and his Black Petes!!!!!


Our awe inspiring coalition of frightening power will be referred to internationally as the axis of bad-ass!

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Reply #9 on: December 10, 2013, 09:05:33 PM
Quote from: Bexy on December 10, 2013, 05:42:43 PM
You will all tremble and shiver when you see that the Canadians will be backed by our fierceful Belgian Navy...kayak, Sinterklaas and his Black Petes!!!!!

Black Petes?  Dare I guess?  8)

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Reply #10 on: December 10, 2013, 09:54:56 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on December 10, 2013, 09:05:33 PM


Black Petes?  Dare I guess?  8)

Actually, it is "Zwarte Pieten" but I dare you to pronounce that. ;)

Sinterklaas has quite an Armada, and legions of Belgian and Dutch children that support him!







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Reply #11 on: December 10, 2013, 11:30:04 PM
I can pronounce Zwarte Pieten. Though my accent is probably more recognizable as Bavarian German.

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Reply #12 on: December 11, 2013, 12:03:55 AM
So Phtlc, you've claimed the North Pole. If and when you get it, what exactly will you do with it?

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Reply #13 on: December 11, 2013, 12:34:56 AM
Frozen anal?

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Reply #14 on: December 11, 2013, 01:17:28 AM
Quote from: Geminiguy on December 11, 2013, 12:03:55 AM
So Phtlc, you've claimed the North Pole. If and when you get it, what exactly will you do with it?


I'll gloat

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Reply #15 on: December 11, 2013, 03:43:08 PM
Bexy - black face?  That would never go over big here.  8) 

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Reply #16 on: December 11, 2013, 06:35:33 PM
Different culture and societal mixture, watcher.

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Reply #17 on: December 11, 2013, 08:02:08 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on December 11, 2013, 03:43:08 PM
Bexy - black face?  That would never go over big here.  8) 
 

But think how crowded all the healthcare facilities will be with all those elves suddenly in the system.  And wouldn't they be considered handicapped due to their size.

That's not to mention the animal rights people hollering about those poor reindeer being enslaved.  Of course they are fed "magic" hay so they can fly, sounds drug induced to me. :emot_weird:


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