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Offline Shiela_M

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Reply #40 on: December 12, 2021, 03:22:55 PM
🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵
I hate snow, ice, and cold
🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵
I hate snow, ice, and cold
🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵
It can kiss my seat heated aaaasssss
🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵


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Reply #41 on: December 12, 2021, 03:49:49 PM
 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
Another winning post from Shiela..WOO

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Reply #42 on: December 12, 2021, 03:51:43 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 12, 2021, 03:22:55 PM
🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵
I hate snow, ice, and cold
🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵
I hate snow, ice, and cold
🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵
It can kiss my seat heated aaaasssss
🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵


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Reply #43 on: December 12, 2021, 04:52:38 PM
Cock in the mouth, hands on the tits, sand in the cracks... let's go🛩

It's the nineteenth story, the nineteenth. Mrs Zarves teaches on the nineteenth, not the fourteenth.


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Reply #44 on: December 12, 2021, 05:48:01 PM
I had to Google Mrs. Zarves.  Ami totally out of touch.?

Feeling really old now. :facepalm:

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Reply #45 on: December 12, 2021, 08:26:55 PM
All those kids turned to apples, and then the cows took over the whole building   :o

I was like whaaaaaaaaaat?  :emot_weird:


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Reply #46 on: May 23, 2022, 04:57:37 AM
Are oranges called orange because oranges are orange, or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?


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Reply #47 on: May 23, 2022, 05:12:44 AM
Is an man’s appendage sometimes called an eggplant, because it’s like an eggplant, or are eggplants called eggplants because  They’re like the appendage called the eggplant.?


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Reply #48 on: May 23, 2022, 05:16:25 AM
If you clean your vacuum cleaner, doesn't that technically make you a vacuum cleaner??


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Reply #49 on: May 23, 2022, 05:28:02 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on May 23, 2022, 05:16:25 AM
If you clean your vacuum cleaner, doesn't that technically make you a vacuum cleaner??
I think it’s when you clean your vacuum cleaner, with
another vaccum cleaner, then that might be what makes
You a vacuum cleaner.


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Reply #50 on: May 26, 2022, 11:00:21 PM
If you ever have the feeling of bugs crawling on you but there are no bugs. You think those are the ghosts of bugs you've killed in the past?


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Reply #51 on: July 26, 2022, 03:33:40 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on May 26, 2022, 11:00:21 PM
If you ever have the feeling of bugs crawling on you but there are no bugs. You think those are the ghosts of bugs you've killed in the past?
I'm not high enough for this today :emot_laughing:


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Reply #52 on: November 11, 2022, 08:41:41 PM
Pouring down rain here all over Texas. The temperatures are rapidly dropping 20 to 30°. We’re going to be down to 38° tonight. Forecast for the game tomorrow, sunny and cool. Longhorns to beat undefeated TCU at home!

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Reply #53 on: May 22, 2024, 04:45:57 PM
OMG.....I think I just entered the twilight zone.
I know Rod Serling is around here somewhere...

Love,
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Reply #54 on: May 22, 2024, 05:21:26 PM
Yep 1408 is rarely used lately. Not like the old days when people were flayed alive. :roll:

Guess we're mellowing with old age. :emot_laughing:

Maybe you can fire us up starting with your stock phrase. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #55 on: May 30, 2024, 11:05:25 PM
It just doesnt make sense!!  How can a butt dial and a booty call be so COMPLETELY different!?!?


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