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General Discussion / Re: What did you learn today TIL
« Last post by Dudester on November 28, 2024, 04:38:59 AM »
TIL what Castoreum is.

The first question that sprang to mind was who in the perfume and food industries first thought "what will improve our product. I know - the arse end of a beaver"

I wonder if perfume manufacturers still use animal products. Chanel No. 5 showed what could be done with synthetic alternatives, and that was over a hundred years ago.

Some smelly reminiscences:
  • A friend's brother dropped out of college and spent a year wandering around the Middle East. He came home with an odd souvenir: a ball of what looked like putty but was, he said, the gland of a musk deer. He would rub it lightly over walls, and rooms would be filled with the sweet scent of musk for days thereafter.
  • I once spent a vacation in the medieval town of Grasse, the centre of the French perfume industry. The town was surrounded by fields of flowers, and every other building was a perfume workshop. The town was filled, day and night, with an intoxicating blend of flowery fragrances.
  • Long ago, somewhere around what used to be the London Docks, there was a large Victorian edifice that housed a spice importer. I loved walking past that building and savouring the heady aromas of black pepper, cardamom, cinnamon, cloves, and other spices. I also noticed that it was a favourite spot for homeless people to pass the time of day.
  • One of the most malodorous places it's been my misfortune to visit was a town with a major soap-making factory. Before driving through it (without stopping, if possible), I'd roll up the windows, turn off the ventilators, and hold my breath.

I have hyperosmia (enhanced sense of smell). All of those fragrance memories you mentioned would have driven me absolutely insane. Some fragrance memories that stick with me:

*There is a flower in the Southern California area, that, when it blooms in the spring, it smells like someone's unwashed rear end. I was ten and we were waiting for a relative at a rendezvous point. I kept begging my mom if we could move locations until the relative arrived.

*I was 18 and at a party. An extremely attractive woman came over and hit on me. The air conditioning vent was behind her-blowing at me. I could smell semen in her vagina even though she was fully dressed. When I declined her advances she looked at me as if I was insane.

*I was in the forest with my mom. We were sitting on a large rock, about fifty feet above a trail. I told my mom, "There are people on the trail, about one eighth of a mile, that way." She asked how I knew and I explained my sense of smell. Sure enough, about ten minutes later, those people came down the trail.

*The guys in my Marine Recon unit quickly figured out about my sense of smell, which is why I was always on point. Actually, it was the cigarette smell that gave away those in the bush that we were avoiding.
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Miley Cyrus: Not Shy
by GEMINIGUY (11/2024)
Email: iamgeminiguy at yahoo dot com

[ORIGINAL; Celebrity Fetish
Exhibitionism Voyeurism Urolagnia
M/F 1st Time Anal Sex]

Disclaimer: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, LOOSELY BASED ON A REAL PERSON. ALL CHARACTERS ENGAGED IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY ARE OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE.

[This story features a Miley Ray Cyrus who didn't skank-out at 19 years of age ~ G]

I come from a well-to-do family. My parents always gave me everything I wanted but I wouldn't exactly say I was spoiled. In Grammar School and High School I went to all-boy schools. But they allowed me to go to the University that I'd chosen and was accepted to, which was co-ed.
They bought me a house in the town the University was in. I decided to rent out rooms to University students since it was huge and had lots of spare bedrooms. My parents didn't mind.
Two rooms I rented out to sisters who were really nerdy, with heavy class schedules and spent a lot of time at the University library. One room I rented out to a Jock who I found out was gay. He had a lighter schedule but spent his free time in practice for a variety of sports and at the fitness club to stay buff.
I won't go on and on about every roommate I took in. Suffice it to say, most were rarely there, mostly it was a place to crash when they needed sleep, which often wasn't every night.
I didn't fill all of the spare bedrooms, but that was fine, I was making a pretty penny off of the roommates I already had.
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General Discussion / Re: What did you learn today TIL
« Last post by Raceway on November 28, 2024, 02:37:41 AM »
TIL what Castoreum is.

The first question that sprang to mind was who in the perfume and food industries first thought "what will improve our product. I know - the arse end of a beaver"

I wonder if perfume manufacturers still use animal products. Chanel No. 5 showed what could be done with synthetic alternatives, and that was over a hundred years ago.

Some smelly reminiscences:
  • A friend's brother dropped out of college and spent a year wandering around the Middle East. He came home with an odd souvenir: a ball of what looked like putty but was, he said, the gland of a musk deer. He would rub it lightly over walls, and rooms would be filled with the sweet scent of musk for days thereafter.
  • I once spent a vacation in the medieval town of Grasse, the centre of the French perfume industry. The town was surrounded by fields of flowers, and every other building was a perfume workshop. The town was filled, day and night, with an intoxicating blend of flowery fragrances.
  • Long ago, somewhere around what used to be the London Docks, there was a large Victorian edifice that housed a spice importer. I loved walking past that building and savouring the heady aromas of black pepper, cardamom, cinnamon, cloves, and other spices. I also noticed that it was a favourite spot for homeless people to pass the time of day.
  • One of the most malodorous places it's been my misfortune to visit was a town with a major soap-making factory. Before driving through it (without stopping, if possible), I'd roll up the windows, turn off the ventilators, and hold my breath.
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Books and Writers / Re: What book are you reading right now?
« Last post by Raceway on November 28, 2024, 02:34:00 AM »
G. I. Gurdjieff‘s “Beelzebub's Tales to His Grandson.”

I'm impressed. I recall reading Meetings with Remarkable Men (made into a film in 1979), but getting nowhere with Beelzebub. It was too dense for me.

I once met a bunch of people who had been members of Ouspensky's group. One of those tiny generational links. Gurdjieff → Ouspensky → Friends → Me → ?
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Fun & Games / Re: Change a letter (5 letters)
« Last post by Pornhubby on November 28, 2024, 02:21:39 AM »





ARBOR





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Sex talk / Re: What Celebrity would you like to fuck?
« Last post by Pornhubby on November 28, 2024, 02:20:21 AM »
Eva Gabor.

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The men of Hooterville are hot and bothered.
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Fun & Games / Re: Change a letter (5 letters)
« Last post by staci on November 28, 2024, 02:14:35 AM »
ABORT
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Books and Writers / Re: What book are you reading right now?
« Last post by Pornhubby on November 28, 2024, 01:32:02 AM »
G. I. Gurdjieff‘s “Beelzebub's Tales to His Grandson.”

Gurdjieff once said, “I bury the bone so deep that the dogs have to scratch for it."
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Fun & Games / Re: Change a letter (5 letters)
« Last post by Pornhubby on November 28, 2024, 01:28:10 AM »




BOARD




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The Seed.

The project was a success. No longer was humanity bound to the Milky Way.

However, even with the most advanced stasis technology, it would still take more than a life time to reach the first planet discovered in a galaxy, far, far away.

The time difference between the planet the seed landed on, and the core worlds of the Milky Way, meant that in a day of earth's time, three hundred years will have passed. But the seed during its travel, was placing long range sensors and communications, aided by other races who trip through the vast space between. Three hundred years meant that the colony survived, grew and were now spread out and in their new age of discovery, despite having all the knowledge and science they left with.

So from that planet, it was decided to use it as a foothold to expand the project from. A Transwarp gate was set up, and the Milky Way was enjoying the spoils from the different worlds beyond the edges of their wildest imagination.

But this one.

Seed #05479 was the standard conlony ship. Ten males, and Ten females, a Proto-human creation machine, and all the tools and info needed to build and raise a colony.

The target was a singular planet, orbiting a pair of suns that seemed to be at war with each other.

The trip would be slightly longer than most, so more fuel was added, and it was a basic launch....

The sleek craft glided through space, clueless to the fact that the two suns were reaching an odd critical mass.

The Event Horizon of the singularity that was formed was what the seed was heading right to.

The seed vanished, much later, and once it was gone, the singularity stabilized into a mirror like wormhole.

-----

Lights and sirens were screaming as the small army of proto humans were working and dying trying to repair the ship as it traveled through the slipstream space. The medium sized ship was wholly unequipped or prepared to travel through time and space as it was.

The ship was slowing down, as it crashed through what felt like a wall.

It broke through the boundary of reality and was now in what it assumed was empty space.

No stars, no planets, and no signs of life.

The only clue it had, was a very faint reading and the ship auto corrected its course to head for the reading...

After the ship was repaired, it would be many years later.....

Again!

The almost dead ship flared to life, as they finally reached the source of the readings.

They had traveled through an expanse of seemingly empty space.

Creatures clinging to the hull leapt off as they entered the light of the super massive sun.

Scared of the UV light, the monsters fled, as the strange metal rock sped to the hated light.

The readings were of an earth like planet, devoid of humanoid life.

It had water, both salt and fresh. Trees, air, the comparable same distance from the sun, but no other life forms detected.

The ship began it's preprogrammed colonization protocols and landed in the optimum place for a colony.

However, there was a huge problem. Only 2 humans remained alive, their pods were safe, stored as back ups.

20 main colonists died during the trip, their pods ejected into the slipstream and the expanse to save power to keep going.

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The air was warm, early spring.

The fields were being sewn.

A couple, having nothing left to do, were making love in the light of the sun.

Of course she would get pregnant. It has been like this since they landed, one thousand years ago. A year on this planet was almost a decade on earth. You do the math.

The proto humans discovered how to extend their lives, and also to assign each other sexes. So they too were breeding without the use of the archaic machine.

Life on this planet was finding more than a way, as earth animals were being grown, and then freed.

Once life was brought to this planet, it was discovered that the solar radiation was a massive kick to reproduction. Everything and everyone was almost perpetually horny. The population a year after landing was 3 humans, and 44 proto humans, and now it was 100,000 humans and proto humans.

-----

At the graves of the Firsts.

A stone temple like mausoleum lit up.

"Incoming Transmission."

The temple started to shake as something inside started to shift and build.

A large doorway opened. The coordinates were of an unknown location, in a place that does not exist in the universe.

A robot crawler walked out of the door. Preliminary scans state that there was once a massive population of humans and near humans.

Currently, the camera's are recording stone reliefs of sex. All over is sex. Outside, the tombstones had images and videos of the couples buried there engaged in sex.

The robot could not discover any other living things in the immediate area. But it was safe...

-----

"Come on, Winston! We were cleared to explore this strange planet."

The female researcher and part time explorer practically was bouncing on the Door pad.

Her male counterpart, who was part soldier, part time explorer was less than enthused.

He had followed her to every god forsaken corner of the universes, since it was discovered that a Seed had broken through to a whole new universe, shattering all theories of Causality.

"Dammit, Julia, let the coffee kick in. It isn't going anywhere."

The strong, burly man was pulling all the supplies, staging them by the Door.

The final prep work was done, and the bored Doorman hit the sequence to the temple.

The Door opened, and an odd, warm air buffeted them.

Their suits withdrew, once it was determined there was nothing wrong in the temple.

It was glowing a faint pinkish purple light, as the stone work depicted more sex than an ancient Hindu temple.

Walking outside, it was decided to use the temple as a base, to research what happened to the people here.

All around for miles, was odd graves, casket tops sticking above ground, with tombstones depicting singles and couples in some imaginative sex acts.

"I don't think I can bend that way."

Julia said to Winston, who was smoking a cigarette, wholly disinterested in the little porno's playing all around him.

Scans cant detect any rotting tissue of corpses.

After a meal of rations, they settle down for the night, with Winston on guard.

But...

An alarm pierced the cool night air.

Winston grabbed his weapon.

Shadows in the dark moved around.

He could fire only one shot. But it was ineffective, the shadow healed and the crowd surrounded and subdued him.

His scream was cut off abruptly.

-----

Julia slept uncomfortably.

She was hot all over, kicking off the top of the sleeping bag.

Something was burning inside her deeply.

She got up to take a leak, and sitting on the portable toilet, under the small light hanging above, she discovered her panties auto cleaning function was broken.

Her panties were wetter than if she pissed them.

Aroused but disgusted, she tossed them into the trash recycling machine.

She donned a fresh, but cuter pair, when it hit her like three bolts of lightning.

Her clit was standing erect.

She was now feeling the long lost feeling of Horny.

She had read about this, as in her universe, humans don't fuck anymore.

A man and woman want a baby?

The two press their thumbs on a pad, blood is drawn, and in less than an hour a baby is born with the best traits of both parents.

But this was a hunger that was threatening to tear her reasoning and intellect apart.

The Alarm outside was growing louder.

It did not spook her, but made her hungrier.

Hungry for something to fill her, sating her lust.

She stepped into the night, as many of the coffin lids were opening.

In the back of her mind, it dawned on her.

They were not dead. They were in stasis.

But why?

She would never know.

Men and women rushed her.

Embraced her.

Covered her in nibbles and kisses.

A cock in her mouth, a welcomed taste.

A mouth on her pussy, her new panties gone.

Her breasts, while not overly huge were nursed from.

The crowd was filling her over and over, with either cock or tongue, as her ass was getting love too.

She found she could not stop, no matter how much cum and slime she was covered in.

She allowed them to use her as they seen fit, as it felt right.

The night wore on.

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The morning light would find no one was around.

The temple was devoid of any sign of a research party.

The Door opened briefly.

Then sealed permanently.

But it would not be the last time the Door would open from elsewhere.....

The piece of paper that came through fell softly to the ground.

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The cloaked figure in the chair giggled maniacally as it put the pen back in the holder. It flipped the page of the book...